I can't get an erection!

**The Gentleman Scamp** · 03-12-2009, 09:43 AM

Maybe it's time to quit smoking.

**AntRobertson** · 03-12-2009, 09:44 AM

Or attention-whoring.

**kingwilly** · 03-12-2009, 09:48 AM

sorry to say Ant, I'm better than you, since i opened this thread also knowing that it was going to be yet another tiresome scump effort, but resisted posting on it........

oh crap

**Nawty** · 03-12-2009, 09:52 AM

Originally Posted by The Gentleman Scamp

Maybe it's time to quit smoking.

Concentrate while sucking......some nipple pinching also helps.

**crippen** · 03-12-2009, 09:53 AM

Time to quit living?

**AntRobertson** · 03-12-2009, 09:53 AM

Originally Posted by kingwilly

sorry to say Ant, I'm better than you, since i opened this thread also knowing that it was going to be yet another tiresome scump effort, but resisted posting on it........

oh crap

**Thetyim** · 03-12-2009, 10:17 AM

Does it work when you look at men ?

**panama hat** · 03-12-2009, 10:41 AM

I thought one 'has' an erection . . . maybe that's where the Scamp had been doing it wrong, getting an erection from other men

**DrAndy** · 03-12-2009, 11:06 AM

Originally Posted by The Gentleman Scamp

Maybe it's time to quit smoking.

a change is always good for the erection

try the other hand

**crippen** · 03-12-2009, 11:09 AM

Try a Tazer??

**Boon Mee** · 03-12-2009, 11:12 AM

Try putting your tongue 1/2 down Lovely Cutie's throat again?

**killerbees** · 03-12-2009, 11:17 AM

Regardless of what you do or don't do about your erectile dysfunction, you may as well quit smoking. That shit's terrible for you.

**Cujo** · 03-12-2009, 02:35 PM

Go the growl. Always works for me.

**The Gentleman Scamp** · 03-12-2009, 03:27 PM

Look who was first in the lobster pot!!! ...and look who followed him in!!!

I wonder if the penny dropped after he pressed the 'reply' button, oh well - too late now Ant, you have proved me right!

**Fuzzy Bob** · 03-12-2009, 03:34 PM

So, how's the flaccid penis now Scampster? Or does it just have swine flu?

**the dogcatcher** · 03-12-2009, 03:42 PM

It's not your fault. Send your stimulator on a crash course in stimulating and rent a more experienced one until he or she gets back.

**AntRobertson** · 03-12-2009, 03:48 PM

Originally Posted by The Gentleman Scamp

Look who was first in the lobster pot!!! ...and look who followed him in!!!

I wonder if the penny dropped after he pressed the 'reply' button, oh well - too late now Ant, you have proved me right!

Wait, so let me get this straight...

You started this thread as a troll to garner attention, to which I responded in the in the very first post by pointing out that it was yet another of your transpareent trolls to garner attention... And that to you is somehow a proven 'success' and a masterstorke on your behalf...

I bet you're endlessly amused and your mind constantly preoccupied by really simple things, eh Scamps.

**rawlins** · 03-12-2009, 03:52 PM

Cialis

**Norton** · 03-12-2009, 04:20 PM

Originally Posted by rawlins

Cialis

Too expensive for the Scamp. He should try this. Much cheaper.

**The Gentleman Scamp** · 03-12-2009, 04:22 PM

Originally Posted by Ant

You started this thread as a troll to garner attention, to which I responded in the in the very first post by pointing out that it was yet another of your transpareent trolls to garner attention...

Why bother pointing it out?

Were you not seeking attention by replying?

Do the math on the posts Ant, you can't really be calling me an attention whore. What reason could you possibly have to reply to this thread in the first place - or is that unanswerable?

Anyway, seems I got my erection after all.

**kfjvkjvk** · 03-12-2009, 04:32 PM

Conclusively proving that indeed Ant does turn you on.

**AntRobertson** · 03-12-2009, 04:35 PM

Do the math on the posts Ant, you can't really be calling me an attention whore.

Yes I can call you an attention-whore, have done several times in fact. Post counts are irrelevant.

What reason could you possibly have to reply to this thread in the first place - or is that unanswerable?

I replied because this is an internet forum, that's what people do. Silly question anyways, the more pertinent question's why you posted it and - whilst I can't speak for anyone else - I'm confident that I've merely articulated a relatively commonly held perception. In any event trying to now claim such an utterly transparent thread as some masterstroke of a troll is utterly risible.

But you do try so, so hard though don't you Scamps, bless. Now paddle back to the shallow-end junior.

**nidhogg** · 03-12-2009, 04:47 PM

Originally Posted by The Gentleman Scamp

I can't get an erection!

I hear cassanova in nana has loads. Knock yourself out.

**The Gentleman Scamp** · 03-12-2009, 04:53 PM

Originally Posted by kfjvkjvk

Conclusively proving that indeed Ant does turn you on.

Or that he's the erection.

Originally Posted by Ant

Post counts are irrelevant.

**AntRobertson** · 03-12-2009, 04:57 PM

You do so need my attention don't you Scamps.

I feel like I'm throwing scraps from the table to the begging family mutt.

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