This Place Just Gets Better!

[Missismiggins]

Anyone see the news this morning on Channel 3?

The police found this poor bugger, hands cuffed behind his back, and wrapped from head to toe in plastic pallet wrap. He had been beaten and dumped out in the sticks to "die slowly".

He told the police that initially, his abductors were going to feed him to a crocodile!

Unbelievable! From what I could gather, he had pissed off some "Hi So" types.

[DrAndy]

he probably wrapped himself up to get the attention

was it you, miggins?

[chitown]

Have you ever tried to wrap up a person in Thai plastic? It is some crap stuff. Either it keeps tearing or it gets all stuck together and bunches up. The stuff is pathetic. And don't get me started on Thai crocodiles. Absolutely the laziest reptiles on the planet. And another thing, these Thai handcuffs are cheaply made. The locking mechanisms on the things are pure shite.

[AntRobertson]

Have you ever tried to wrap up a person in Thai plastic? It is some crap stuff. Either it keeps tearing or it gets all stuck together and bunches up. The stuff is pathetic

No I can't say I have. And frankly I'm a bit concerned at your apparent knowledge on the topic.

[panama hat]

Have you ever tried to wrap up a person in Thai plastic? It is some crap stuff. Either it keeps tearing or it gets all stuck together and bunches up. The stuff is pathetic

No I can't say I have. And frankly I'm a bit concerned at your apparent knowledge on the topic.

Hey! What Chitown and Mrs Chitown do in the privacy of their own bedroom is no concern of yours!

[Mr Earl]

If he is farang it would be an attempted suicide.
"Hands cuffed behind the back" is the give away!

[StrontiumDog]

Anyone see the news this morning on Channel 3?

The police found this poor bugger, hands cuffed behind his back, and wrapped from head to toe in plastic pallet wrap. He had been beaten and dumped out in the sticks to "die slowly".

He told the police that initially, his abductors were going to feed him to a crocodile!

Unbelievable! From what I could gather, he had pissed off some "Hi So" types.

Yep, it sure is a crazy place.

I wonder if he'll get any justice.

[Chairman Mao]

Was on the news last night as I was dining on my tom yam gung. Was slightly better viewing than the previous week when Samak's dead body in wake was up on the widescreen for my late-ish night munchies.

[Stinky]

Anyone see the news this morning on Channel 3?

The police found this poor bugger, hands cuffed behind his back, and wrapped from head to toe in plastic pallet wrap. He had been beaten and dumped out in the sticks to "die slowly".

He told the police that initially, his abductors were going to feed him to a crocodile!

Unbelievable! From what I could gather, he had pissed off some "Hi So" types.

What a really nasty way to kill a person, (not that there's a nice way).

I'm glad he was found and his long slow demise was prevented.

Have you ever tried to wrap up a person in Thai plastic? It is some crap stuff. Either it keeps tearing or it gets all stuck together and bunches up. The stuff is pathetic.

You need to buy the stuff out of the builders merchants, you can play slip-n-slide all night on that stuff

[Fuzzy Bob]

At least the wrap will keep him nice and fresh

[DaffyDuck]

Anyone see the news this morning on Channel 3?

The police found this poor bugger, hands cuffed behind his back, and wrapped from head to toe in plastic pallet wrap. He had been beaten and dumped out in the sticks to "die slowly".

He told the police that initially, his abductors were going to feed him to a crocodile!

Unbelievable! From what I could gather, he had pissed off some "Hi So" types.

False alarm - it's just Scampy -- he'll be starting a thread about it shortly.

[Attilla the Hen]

In Britain, glad-wrapping naked males to lamp-posts is a time honoured tradition to end a stag night.

Could this have been a stag-party gone wrong?

[StrontiumDog]

I don't recall being nearly beaten to death a part of any stag night I ever went to, but then maybe I don't get invites to those

[panama hat]

In Britain, glad-wrapping naked males to lamp-posts is a time honoured tradition to end a stag night.

Especially among Tory politicians

[Missismiggins]

Have you ever tried to wrap up a person in Thai plastic? It is some crap stuff. Either it keeps tearing or it gets all stuck together and bunches up. The stuff is pathetic. And don't get me started on Thai crocodiles. Absolutely the laziest reptiles on the planet. And another thing, these Thai handcuffs are cheaply made. The locking mechanisms on the things are pure shite.

It Was Pallet Wrap, and wrapped and wrapped until it was about a half inch thick...you wont get out of that even if you think you are Chuck Norris on steroids ..he looked like a mummy!

He s probably on borrowed time anyway, as he knew his attackers, and they were RICH! probably better to stay fresh and dead than go for round 2! I am sure the police will help, kill him or save him..who knows!

[Happyman]

Sounds a bit excessive for a stag night .

Mine was a very refined affair.

We all just got totally wasted - were joined by the Hen party - who had decided to go to the same pub.

Landlord and police decided that it would be safer to get us all in a coach.
Got one and ferried 30 odd pissed out of their heads celebrants home.
Most had their clothes on when they got there but 3 marriages followed with offspring conceived on the back seat to the shouted ribald songs and comments.
No cling film in those days - could have made it better

[Missismiggins]

Sounds a bit excessive for a stag night .

Mine was a very refined affair.

We all just got totally wasted - were joined by the Hen party - who had decided to go to the same pub.

Landlord and police decided that it would be safer to get us all in a coach.
Got one and ferried 30 odd pissed out of their heads celebrants home.
Most had their clothes on when they got there but 3 marriages followed with offspring conceived on the back seat to the shouted ribald songs and comments.
No cling film in those days - could have made it better

This was no Stag Night... this was Thais being fucking nasty!