The 'I want one more drink!' Play Book.

**The Fresh Prince** · 13-11-2009, 01:38 AM

You all know how it is.....your out enjoying yourself and the wife or girlfriend turns up to spoil the fun. In your mind, all you need is one more drink to make your nights perfect.

So what do you say?

It wasn't till the other night when I was listening to my mates and they said. "TFP's wifes seen his 'play book' so he's got no chance.

This coming together could help us all because we could share ideas on fooling them and possibly stay out for that 1 extra beer.

(BTW if your the guy who says "She does what I tell her and thats the way it is!" stop reading and don't bother replying. I'm pretty equal with my wife and she has the right to catch me out! There's no harm in trying though

)

Here are a few examples of my play book and how I've been caught.

Situation:

Me and the wife are going to her parents house for dinner at 9pm. She's meeting me when I finish work at 8pm.

My best mate from Africa has just come into the bar (his names Ron) and ive not seen him for months

Scene:

Wife: Hi Ron we haven't seen you for months! TFP finish that beer and we'll go for dinner with my family.

Me: No problem, you go to the bathroom and we'll go when you get back. (end of my pint)

Wife goes to bathroom.

Me: Hey Ron, here's a 1000bt buy the table a drink but say Its from you!

Ron: No problem,

Wife comes back.

Ron: Sorry Mrs TFP, I bought a round for the table so TFP must stay for one more!

Wife: Don't lie for him Ron! I know he gave you the money to buy a round!

She knows my plays!

This also occurs when I try the old, "He's just come for a drink" or "Weve not caught up in ages" routine.

I've done the old 'order a pint whist she's buyng food" to death, so give me some fresh ideas!!

**The Fresh Prince** · 13-11-2009, 01:41 AM

Sorry that was only one example

had a couple to drink

**The Fresh Prince** · 13-11-2009, 02:18 AM

Ignore this thread, I'm drunk! I've got no idea what I'm on about appart from the fact that my wife made me come home early...again!!

Hang on though it kinda makes sense! Give it a shot!

I'll Summarize:

My wife always drags me home early, What do you say to stay longer?

**Loy Toy** · 13-11-2009, 02:24 AM

Ask for a divorce?

Most times I have been there when you have been drinking your wife has saved you from yourself mate.

**The Fresh Prince** · 13-11-2009, 02:28 AM

I thought that was her job

(p.s I would never divorce this catch!)

**StrontiumDog** · 13-11-2009, 03:26 AM

Life has reached a new level of crap when you have to negotiate with the wife for one more beer, imho.

Now if you were sneaking off to a gogo bar or soapy, I'd have some helpful advice. As it is all I can muster is "pussy whipped".

Good luck TFP. It sounds like you may need it.

**nedwalk** · 13-11-2009, 04:52 AM

was this the good lady that dragged you home legless after a few quiet ones [3] down nana way? if so your right, hang on to that one mate..

**kingwilly** · 13-11-2009, 06:15 AM

Fookin great idea mate. My usual play is to say I'm just leaving now, 5. More minutes, of course mrskw knows that usually means 1 or 2 hours.

Mind you last wednesday I caught up with the footy boys after a late meeting, and the one bloke in the group that was leaving early was encouraged
/forced to put 600,000 IDR on the table, the ones that waited for the bill split the remainder 100,000 each

Mrskw is reasonably thifty, and thus I have a new excuse not to leave early!

**Butterfly** · 13-11-2009, 07:10 AM

Originally Posted by StrontiumDog

Now if you were sneaking off to a gogo bar or soapy, I'd have some helpful advice. As it is all I can muster is "pussy whipped".

much better idea indeed, but those guys have their wife reading the forums, so it might be a bit political for them to add their "secrets"

**kingwilly** · 13-11-2009, 07:18 AM

Originally Posted by Butterfly

but those guys have their wife reading the forums

i know

bugger.

**Rigger** · 13-11-2009, 07:34 AM

This happens now and then, Normaly if the wife doesnt like who I am drinking with or where I am drinking, I have dug my heals in a couple of times and normaly ends up with the wife not talking to me for a few days.
Having kids and other commitments does make it a bit harder but I hate to admit it but most the time she is right.
Cutting short a few beers for the wife now and then is not a big deal as she goes out of her way to take care of me.
Never stops me from drinking at home so we normaly take the party back to my house anyway.
Most of my mates dont have kids and are older and so are their wifes and dont have the same problem but then their wife doesnt look after them half as well as mine looks after me.

Yes I am pussy whipped

**the dogcatcher** · 13-11-2009, 07:52 AM

Never take Laosy out at nights. Problem solved.

**dirtydog** · 13-11-2009, 09:32 AM

I certainly wouldn't take my girlfriend to the sort of bars I goto, I have more respect for her than that

**Loy Toy** · 13-11-2009, 09:37 AM

I'm sure Princey doesn't take his wife to any of the naughty places either DD.

After seeing him in Pattaya last time I was kinda hoping she was just around the corner looking over him. He does need some guidance when he is out on the piss!

**kingwilly** · 13-11-2009, 09:43 AM

Originally Posted by Rigger

but I hate to admit it but most the time she is right.

sounds like mine too, i'm useless for figuring out when to stop drinking...

**Travelmate** · 13-11-2009, 09:53 AM

This is silly. Trying to come up with excuses for one more drink.
Just go home when told.

**StrontiumDog** · 13-11-2009, 01:25 PM

I'm finding this thread somewhat depressing....

I had a seemingly utopian view of marriage, where trust and responsibility were paramount.

Instead I discover, the lady says "jump", the man says, "how high, dear?".

I think it's the life of a butterfly for me.

**StrontiumDog** · 13-11-2009, 01:28 PM

Originally Posted by Butterfly

Originally Posted by StrontiumDog

Now if you were sneaking off to a gogo bar or soapy, I'd have some helpful advice. As it is all I can muster is "pussy whipped".

much better idea indeed, but those guys have their wife reading the forums, so it might be a bit political for them to add their "secrets"

Jeeeeesusss christ on a bike!

They should tell their women folk to find their own bloody forums to read. Who wears the trousers?

**StrontiumDog** · 13-11-2009, 01:33 PM

Oh and PS

Hi to all the ladies out there.....

**nidhogg** · 13-11-2009, 02:11 PM

Originally Posted by The Fresh Prince

My wife always drags me home early, What do you say to stay longer?

Guaranteed winner: Here is 5,000 baht. Go buy some shoes.

**DrAndy** · 13-11-2009, 02:31 PM

Originally Posted by The Fresh Prince

My wife always drags me home early, What do you say to stay longer?

if you can't take your beer, she is right

**Stinky** · 13-11-2009, 02:32 PM

Originally Posted by Butterfly

Originally Posted by StrontiumDog

Now if you were sneaking off to a gogo bar or soapy, I'd have some helpful advice. As it is all I can muster is "pussy whipped".

much better idea indeed, but those guys have their wife reading the forums, so it might be a bit political for them to add their "secrets"

Reading their forums is no different to reading their diaries, how emasculating is that! surly grounds for divorce

**DrAndy** · 13-11-2009, 02:37 PM

my wife is a member here, so I read hers

**Stinky** · 13-11-2009, 02:45 PM

What ever works for you Doc

**panama hat** · 13-11-2009, 04:40 PM

Originally Posted by DrAndy

my wife is a member here, so I read hers

Mooncake?

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