You all know how it is.....your out enjoying yourself and the wife or girlfriend turns up to spoil the fun. In your mind, all you need is one more drink to make your nights perfect.
So what do you say?
It wasn't till the other night when I was listening to my mates and they said. "TFP's wifes seen his 'play book' so he's got no chance.
This coming together could help us all because we could share ideas on fooling them and possibly stay out for that 1 extra beer.
(BTW if your the guy who says "She does what I tell her and thats the way it is!" stop reading and don't bother replying. I'm pretty equal with my wife and she has the right to catch me out! There's no harm in trying though)
Here are a few examples of my play book and how I've been caught.
Situation:
Me and the wife are going to her parents house for dinner at 9pm. She's meeting me when I finish work at 8pm.
My best mate from Africa has just come into the bar (his names Ron) and ive not seen him for months
Scene:
Wife: Hi Ron we haven't seen you for months! TFP finish that beer and we'll go for dinner with my family.
Me: No problem, you go to the bathroom and we'll go when you get back. (end of my pint)
Wife goes to bathroom.
Me: Hey Ron, here's a 1000bt buy the table a drink but say Its from you!
Ron: No problem,
Wife comes back.
Ron: Sorry Mrs TFP, I bought a round for the table so TFP must stay for one more!
Wife: Don't lie for him Ron! I know he gave you the money to buy a round!
She knows my plays!
This also occurs when I try the old, "He's just come for a drink" or "Weve not caught up in ages" routine.
I've done the old 'order a pint whist she's buyng food" to death, so give me some fresh ideas!!