It Does Matter How You Look

**Scottish Gary** · 08-11-2009, 03:28 AM

Ive never bought into the myth that how you look is completely irrelevant in the world of beer bars,girls and bar fines.
If you are young and good looking sitting in a bar beside an old fat guy the young guy will leave with the better looking girl. Its a fact of life no matter where you are in the world. Ive sat in my mates bar in second road and watched girls knock back ugly badly dressed guys who were practically throwing money at them.
If you make a bit of effort with your appearance they do appreciate it. The girls will approach you first and be a lot less grudging when it comes to the end deal.
Sure the fat guy in the vest may get the girl sometimes but he will always be last choice and he will have to live with the thought that she hates him.

**Carnwadrick** · 08-11-2009, 05:57 AM

I agree with dressing decently, even going to the grocery store I make sure my clothes are clean and matching, neighbors probably think I'm a poof

**kfjvkjvk** · 08-11-2009, 09:19 AM

There's something desperately sad about dressing up to hire a prostitute though don't you think?

**mooncake** · 08-11-2009, 10:01 AM

The smart and less deperate ones, no matter how gruffy or off balance they may look, ......have NO interest in grooming themselves in order to attract as many women as they can get IN BARS or BAR SCENCES alike.

**Cujo** · 08-11-2009, 10:09 AM

Shut up fruit cake.

**sabang** · 08-11-2009, 10:13 AM

Yes it does matter how you look. If you dress deliberately loose n casual and keep yourself unshaven for a night out in Pattaya the girls tend to leave you alone more, which makes for a much more relaxing evening. Essential to wear slip on slip off type footwear too, preferably a cheapo local brand- someone wearing Reeboks or even elaborate sandals is generally a tourist, and hence a magnet for Lady Drink leeches.

**mooncake** · 08-11-2009, 10:14 AM

^^
Y????.....am I ruining your business?......huh pimpy

**the dogcatcher** · 08-11-2009, 10:22 AM

I get rid of unwanted attention by telling them I live here. Obviously I will only ever be a one night deal and never a "sponsor"
On the clothes question, I dress like shit most of the time and still get to pick anything I want.

**MeMock** · 08-11-2009, 10:24 AM

Originally Posted by kfjvkjvk

There's something desperately sad about dressing up to hire a prostitute though don't you think?

Perfect response to a stupid thread.

**good2bhappy** · 08-11-2009, 10:25 AM

matter of personal esteem

**donald36** · 08-11-2009, 10:36 AM

Originally Posted by kfjvkjvk

There's something desperately sad about dressing up to hire a prostitute though don't you think?

Not at all ---employees work better when they like their boss

**the dogcatcher** · 08-11-2009, 10:53 AM

Some people like to look good all the time, I am not one of those. They couldn't give a shit what you look like, you will look like you look when you're naked and humping the crap out of em.

**Loy Toy** · 08-11-2009, 11:26 AM

Originally Posted by sabang

If you dress deliberately loose n casual and keep yourself unshaven for a night out in Pattaya the girls tend to leave you alone more

Having your missus in tow generally helps to keep the working girls away but mate you fit the above description to a deliberate tee.

**Thai Pom** · 08-11-2009, 11:32 AM

Originally Posted by Loy Toy

Having your missus in tow generally helps to keep the working girls away but mate you fit the above description to a deliberate tee.

So true....personally I like to look clean and tidy, normally I go out with the GF, so being a scruff also reflects on her.

**Loy Toy** · 08-11-2009, 11:51 AM

^ Having a girlfriend that looks as good as yours means you could walk around bollock naked and nobody would notice!

**Thai Pom** · 08-11-2009, 12:00 PM

Originally Posted by Loy Toy

nobody would notice!

Notice what!!!

**sabang** · 08-11-2009, 12:02 PM

Since when do you have to dress up in Patt's to be hansum man.

But I've been known to scrub up a bit when we go somewhere 'nice'.

**Loy Toy** · 08-11-2009, 12:04 PM

^^

That your not wearing any hair!

**The Fresh Prince** · 08-11-2009, 12:05 PM

I try to dress down to make myself look ugly (which is pretty hard btw

) That and the missus keeps the girls at bay.

**StrontiumDog** · 08-11-2009, 12:06 PM

Originally Posted by kfjvkjvk

There's something desperately sad about dressing up to hire a prostitute though don't you think?

Spot on.

Why do people wear suits to gogo bars?

To me it just screams "look at me, look at me, I'm displaying my (alleged) wealth", which in turn tells me that such a person is an imbecile, insecure, dull and usually too ugly to get anything without flashing the cash.

It is a sight seen often these days.

**The Fresh Prince** · 08-11-2009, 12:07 PM

Originally Posted by Loy Toy

That your not wearing any hair!

Jaysus Thai Pom!!! You know your in trouble when LT's taking the piss out of somebody's hair!!!!

**Loy Toy** · 08-11-2009, 12:10 PM

^ Oh shit the skinheads are gunna gang up on me!

Exit...........stage left!

**The Fresh Prince** · 08-11-2009, 12:15 PM

Baldies unite!!

**Loy Toy** · 08-11-2009, 12:36 PM

I've been thinking about having a number 1 but then what would everyone call me?

**The Fresh Prince** · 08-11-2009, 12:38 PM

Bucket head?

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