Thread: Another Quantas gaff

Why are they crap ?

Agreed they do not have cute hostee's like other airlines, but they are not based in Asia where they can freely advertise for babes with big tits and not worry about law suits

Originally Posted by Nawty

Why are they crap ?

Are you referring to Jetstar or Qantas ?

Qantas......and or JS......never flown JS meself.

Jetstar....

Always late, 7 hours on my last trip.

No business class.

Fly into Darwin and you have a choice of arriving at 02.00 or 06.00

In flight movies are only changed once a month.

Food's crap and expensive.

Grogs absurdly expensive for what it is.

Flight attendants are generally grumpy and ugly.

Seats don't recline worth a shit.

The planes regularly break down.

Need I go on

Originally Posted by jandajoy

Originally Posted by Bobcock

QUEENSLAND AND NORTHERN TERRITORIES AIR SERVICE isn't it?

spot on. Bloody shame the bastards rarely fly into the territory nowadays. All Jetstar shite for us in the north.

Not correct gentlemen...
Queensland and Northern Territory Aerial Services is the correct answer...

You're right.

Queers
And
Nymphomaniacs
Trained
As
Stewards

I like the sound of the nymphomaniacs bit...might try them then!

Originally Posted by Dug

They still have a no fatalities safety record. (since 1945 I think) There have been a few incidents in the last few years but nothing involving fatalaties.

Their aircraft and hosties are getting on and they slashed the maintenance a few years ago so really it's just a matter of time unfortunately.

New slogan?

Qantas - The Lucky Airline