Thread: Returning to the UK - the second six months.

Originally Posted by Jarvis

What if the dog eats the missus?

Call it a successful experiment, and go for a beer.

If it eats her sister too go for 10 beers

Originally Posted by Spin

Its not an admission, it's a boast. I must say I'm really impressed, not because I think its smart or clever, no, it's more that he found a female desperate enough to go with him

Someone has insecurities.

DP, thats a line out of a George Michael song..!...insecurities.

Originally Posted by AntRobertson

^What's rather telling in that which you've quoted from thegenticles is that it's not as though it's compulsory to be "stuck with a fat arsed nicotined complexioned thunder thighed Brit slappers"; unless of course that's as good as you can expect to do for yourself which in turn sheds a whole new light on a lot of the attitudes and opinions expressed.

Look, you half wit, the alternative posed was contextual and therefore relative.

Not everything one posts is derived from the subjective but I suppose an unimaginative stunted pea brain such as you may find that a difficult concept to grasp.

Common knowledge you had to trawl the bazaars to find a mate but why bring that into the debate?

^sums him up nicely...have a green

Originally Posted by AntRobertson

^What's rather telling in that which you've quoted from thegenticles is that it's not as though it's compulsory to be "stuck with a fat arsed nicotined complexioned thunder thighed Brit slappers"; unless of course that's as good as you can expect to do for yourself which in turn sheds a whole new light on a lot of the attitudes and opinions expressed.

You mean one of these:

Originally Posted by Smug Farang Bore

Test; Come home drunk from the pub n lock the wife and the dog in the boot/trunk of the car, leave them there for two days then go let them out - see which one is pleased to see ya.

Bit like Schrodinger's cat.

Originally Posted by thegent

Look, you half wit, the alternative posed was contextual and therefore relative.

Not everything one posts is derived from the subjective but I suppose an unimaginative stunted pea brain such as you may find that a difficult concept to grasp.

Hey, whatever you need to tell yourself to boost that low self-esteem of yours genticles.

Common knowledge you had to trawl the bazaars to find a mate but why bring that into the debate?

Ouch, that cut me to the quick it did! How on earth to compete with an 'intellect' capable of inventing such devastating strawmen??

I liked the bit "why bring that into the debate?" when it had not been mentioned previously

naughty theGents

Originally Posted by Dancing Priest

Someone has insecurities.

Indeed and I would hazard a guess its the fools who have to go on about having sex.

Folks like you and that absolute imbecile "Passengers"

Originally Posted by Jarvis

What if the dog eats the missus?

If it's an upcountry girlie, I expect the opposite outcome.

^And if the dog had more money than the farang then she would marry the dog.