Thread: Returning to the UK - the second six months.

Was it on Jeremy Kyle? There's some fokers on that show

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Originally Posted by Smug Farang Bore

What does his family think?

Probably more concerned that he has apparently been sentenced to 15 years in a German prison for murder.

Originally Posted by Shitdigit

That guy dont want a wife, he just wants a cum tube, sooner he wakes up to that the better off he'll be.

Don't we all want just that ?

Originally Posted by thegent

What is continually overlooked is the inescapable truth that even a half relationship based on lies and self deception with the Thai whoopsie is infinitely better than being stuck with any one of those fat arsed nicotined complexioned thunder thighed Brit slappers appearing in the audience.

^What's rather telling in that which you've quoted from thegenticles is that it's not as though it's compulsory to be "stuck with a fat arsed nicotined complexioned thunder thighed Brit slappers"; unless of course that's as good as you can expect to do for yourself which in turn sheds a whole new light on a lot of the attitudes and opinions expressed.

Originally Posted by AntRobertson

^What's rather telling in that which you've quoted from thegenticles is that it's not as though it's compulsory to be "stuck with a fat arsed nicotined complexioned thunder thighed Brit slappers"; unless of course that's as good as you can expect to do for yourself which in turn sheds a whole new light on a lot of the attitudes and opinions expressed.

Really, I don't care about "what I can expect to do for myself" (whatever it might mean ) , I care only about my needs and how I can fulfil them.
I hope you agree a short time with a Thai skank is way more fulfilling than a dinner with an arrogant woman who thinks her shit doesn't stink.
On second thought...I don't care what you think so I'm not hoping anything.

What I mean, youfearsomedespot, is that it's not a strict either/or choice is it. You don't have to have either a 'half relationship' with a Thai woman or be forced into one with some Brit slapper.

Unless of course you're a deeply unpleasant individual, physically and personality deprived, that can't attract an normal, good-looking, intelligent woman.

Was Dah a whore then ?

She scored a plus on the question if she was slinging coochie on the side for cash ?

I bet she enjoyed it as well

Originally Posted by Ghandi

I bet she enjoyed it as well

They all do.

I am currently smashing the back doors in of some 33 yo burd that is married to a 58 yo codger.

Great to be young and not have to pay for the whores.

Let the old gits pay and we fuck. Daft old buggers.

Originally Posted by AntRobertson

Unless of course you're a deeply unpleasant individual, physically and personality deprived, that can't attract an normal, good-looking, intelligent woman.

Or a ginger.

^Possibly. I presume you're talking from personal experience though, DP.

Originally Posted by Dancing Priest

I am currently smashing the back doors in of some 33 yo burd that is married to a 58 yo codger.

I find it surprising that you would even admit to this Priesty.

Things must be really difficult for you at the moment and I would remove and dispose of all the sharp knives from your kitchen.

Originally Posted by Loy Toy

I find it surprising that you would even admit to this Priesty.

Why? She loves it.

I wonder if he posts here?

Originally Posted by Ghandi

Was Dah a whore then ?

She scored a plus on the question if she was slinging coochie on the side for cash ?

I bet she enjoyed it as well

Women always enjoy cash

Originally Posted by Loy Toy

I find it surprising that you would even admit to this Priesty.

Its not an admission, it's a boast.

I must say I'm really impressed, not because I think its smart or clever, no, it's more that he found a female desperate enough to go with him

Originally Posted by Dancing Priest

Originally Posted by Loy Toy

I find it surprising that you would even admit to this Priesty.

Why? She loves it.

I wonder if he posts here?

That would be lovely

Originally Posted by DrAndy

what is a "mincer" MrEarl?

I think it's cockney slang.

a mincer is a man who likes nothing better than putting his feet up on a sunday afternoon while some bloke sits on his cock

Originally Posted by AntRobertson

quoted from thegenticles

goodness, so that is what he is!

Originally Posted by Mr Earl

Originally Posted by DrAndy

what is a "mincer" MrEarl?

I think it's cockney slang.

a mincer is a man who likes nothing better than putting his feet up on a sunday afternoon while some bloke sits on his cock

gosh, you know all about those things, eh?

How many people have sat there and watched a Thai girl run to the door/bog when there phone rings. "Sister me".

I've got mates that say, if you don't switch your phone off - I'll tell him myself..
There are many people that have no problem with that lifestyle. Then people that want to believe in real love.

Test; Come home drunk from the pub n lock the wife and the dog in the boot/trunk of the car, leave them there for two days then go let them out - see which one is pleased to see ya.

What if the dog eats the missus?