Bats , rats and fukkin cockroaches, we've got the lot.

**CharleyFarley** · 21-10-2009, 06:17 PM

Now I know the cynics amongst you will say "well you must have a dirty house", which may or may not be true, as we have pets, ducks and fish ponds and live in a village community with filth all around us.

Firstly the bats, which I can see scream out from under the eaves of my front porch when I am on my 2nd chang as dusk approaches. Don't bats do a good job in some way or another ?

Secondly the rats which do disturb me as they are regularly caught by my cat, who proudly brings them in the house half eaten. This morning we found a litter of newly born rats the size of my thumbnail behind the gas bottle in the bathroom, yikes.
I promptly dumped them in the catfish pond. I don't eat catfish. The dogs got the mother.

Finally the fukkin disgusting cockroaches who I always seem to catch having a party in the middle of the night in the kitchen, they are just too fast to catch.

These are just three examples of how these buggers can slither through the smallest of gaps. There are many others.

I found a fukkin snake in a saucepan under the sink the other day.

Mai ben rai just doesn't cut it anymore.

**dirtydog** · 21-10-2009, 06:41 PM

^Don't think I would like to live in Wales either

**Spin** · 21-10-2009, 06:44 PM

Originally Posted by CharleyFarley

gas bottle in the bathroom, yikes.

Yikes, indeed, gas bottles in the bathroom. I can't help wondering why?

**Happyman** · 21-10-2009, 08:24 PM

Originally Posted by dirtydog

^Don't think I would like to live in Wales either

**CharleyFarley** · 21-10-2009, 08:32 PM

twas good wasn't it,

Where is sympathy........ between shit and syphyllis in the dictionary.

**the dogcatcher** · 21-10-2009, 08:39 PM

Bats eat mosquitos, rats eat cockroches and snakes eat rats. Sounds like you've got your own personal eco system. At least you ein't got ucking scorpions like me. I've killed 5 this week.

**Stinky** · 21-10-2009, 09:03 PM

I cant see what you're complaining about, at least you have food for when the relatives come a visiting

**sabang** · 21-10-2009, 09:34 PM

We don't see many bats around here (prolly all eaten) but we make up for it with snakes.

Enjoy it- yer can't fight it.

**the dogcatcher** · 21-10-2009, 10:42 PM

Originally Posted by Shitdigit

I cant see what you're complaining about, at least you have food for when the relatives come a visiting

And outlaws eat cockroaches and scorpions and rats and snakes and bats and dogs...........

**DrAndy** · 21-10-2009, 11:16 PM

bats are good, they eat flying insects and do no harm

indeed, after a few years you can use their shit for fertiliser, assuming you can get it out

**meow** · 15-11-2009, 12:40 AM

Originally Posted by dirtydog

^Don't think I would like to live in Wales either

10/10 for that one!

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