Laws
Harrisburg, Pennsylvania:
There is a law against: having sex with a truck driver in a toll booth.
<But nothing against in the cab of the truck?>
In Nevada:
There is a law against: having sex without a condom.
<Wonder how they prevent "population depletion?">
In Willowdale, Oregon:
There is a law against: a husband talking dirty in his wife's ear during sex.
<But she can get away with taking dirty in HIS ears?>
In Clinton, Oklahoma:
There is a law against: masturbating while watching two people have sex in a car.
<But as a peeping Tom would be OK?>
In the state of Washington:
There is a law against: having sex with a virgin under any circumstances (including the wedding night).
<um... there's a catch 22 to this...
after you've had sex with her, she is *NOT* a virgin any longer -- so, that makes it perfectly LEGAL>?
In Tremonton, Utah:
There is a law against: having sex in an ambulance.
<Yeah, this is a very romantic environment. That's why truckers refer to 'em as "MEAT wagons.">
In Newcastle, Wyoming:
There is a law against: having sex in a butcher shop's meat freezer.
<Seems to me good sense would prevent that... COLD AZZ!>
In Alexandria, Minnesota:
There is a law against: a man having sex with his wife with the stink of onions, sardines, or garlic on his breath.
<NOW we know why mouthwashes were invented: Illegal to have sex with halitosis in Minnesota!>
In every state in the union:
There is a law against: having sex with a corpse.
<DAMN! And JUST when ya figger out how NOT to have 'em say "NO!">?
In Ames, Iowa: There is a law against: drinking more than three slugs of beer while lying in bed with a woman.
In Fairbanks, Alaska:
There is a law against: two moose having sex on the city sidewalks.
In Kingsville, Texas:
There is a law against: two pigs having sex on Kingsville airport property.
In Ventura County, California:
There is a law against: cats and dogs having sex without a permit.
In Washington, D.C.:
There is a law against: having sex in any position other than face-to-face.

But At Willowdale Oregon there has never been anything but a forks in the road and if you went right, you would go into the Ragneish cult country when that was up there and at the site there was a cafe that had teriffic home made fruit pies and it burned down about 30 years ago so there is only a wide spot in the road now.