View Poll Results: Awe-Stralia, just how awesome is it?!

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  • Australia: Bronco's sort have all moved to SE Asia

    0 0%
  • Australia: A South Seas Whaling Station For Cultural Paupers

    2 5.56%
  • Australia: We're not seppos , yet.

    4 11.11%
  • Australia: Beautiful one day, perfect the next

    10 27.78%
  • Australia: Not New Zealand - But Hey, On the Brightside it's Only a Few Hours Away by Plane!

    6 16.67%
  • Australians: Nice but dim

    2 5.56%
  • Australia: 100 billion flies can't be wrong......

    6 16.67%
  • Cure Insomnia: Visit Ozzzzzzzzzzzz

    1 2.78%
  • Australia: We blow the biggest trumpets

    1 2.78%
  • Down under: We are always on top

    4 11.11%
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    Awestralia, Competition

    (Sorry, am having major internet problems . . . a MOD please delete the other thread and this line, thank you)


    Here's where the pedal hits the metal, the rubber hits the road and Australia becomes the shining beacon of beauty, integrity and all that is wonderful in this world. (Well, it is advertising after all)

    Ok, I have asked two women with integrity, my wife (who is unfortunately a Kiwi) and my secretary, to select the worthwhile top ten.
    (Mrs Hatís favourite was disallowed because it is meant to promote Oz: NZ: Pioneering offshore mental health care! Ha, bloody ha!
    My favourite wasn't even selected by them: Australia, Please swim in our gene pool.)

    We'll have the poll last three days.

    Thanks all and to the winner all the green from everyone else who voted, please.


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    bloody thick Asutralians.

    couldnt blow your own nose if it was made outta dynamite!

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    Hansum Man! panama hat's Avatar
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    Nice comment from a guy who looks like he chases parked cars . . . I see you voted for yourself . . . very noble gesture: Have a red!

    I am so fair that I didn't even include one of my own surreptitiously . . . I like the Ozzzzzzzzzzzzzzz one.

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    Is it too late for another entry:

    'Australia: We Were Sent Here... At Least You've Got the Choice!'

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    fook orf.

    no.

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    'Australia: On Special, One-way Airfares Only 1 Loaf of Bread!'*













    *Terms & Conditions & possibly criminal records apply. Judges decision is final, no correspondence may be entered into. Australians and friends and family of Australians with pre-exisiting criminal records may not enter.

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    Oh you are just so cruising for a bruising . . .

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    Why don't u juz smite his ass back into TD jail oh uber god mod?

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    Actually I think that kiwi's outta be banned from partipating in this thread on account they are the 8th state of Aus anyway! And all have little brother syndrome

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    Quote Originally Posted by kingwilly
    Why don't u juz smite his ass back into TD jail oh uber god mod?
    Because I don't abuse my mod privileges like some other mod with 5 inch nostrils

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    uuuuuuuuuh, looks like an Ant line is leading . . . could mean 20+ greens in one fell swoop . . .

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    ANT,S just jealous cause he got born on the wrong island,,tight fisted bastard that he is..no wonder he can afford to drive a merc, all the pennies he scrimps

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    Quote Originally Posted by panama hat
    my wife (who is unfortunately a Kiwi
    Where does the ram sleep ?

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    Australia: Bronco's sort have all moved to SE Asia
    I don't even understand this one.

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    another of me favourites..

    AUSTRALIA 'WELCOME HOME'

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    Quote Originally Posted by nedwalk View Post
    ANT,S just jealous cause he got born on the wrong island,,tight fisted bastard that he is..no wonder he can afford to drive a merc, all the pennies he scrimps
    'AUSTRALIANS: KIWIS WHO CAN'T SWIM'


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    Quote Originally Posted by Dug View Post
    Australia: Bronco's sort have all moved to SE Asia
    I don't even understand this one.
    this aint him, but it could be...


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    Quote Originally Posted by Nawty
    Where does the ram sleep ?
    That would be me . . . I be da ram

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    Quote Originally Posted by kingwilly View Post
    bloody thick Asutralians.

    couldnt blow your own nose if it was made outta dynamite!
    But at least we can spell, punctuate and capitalise.

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    Quote Originally Posted by boatboy View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by kingwilly View Post
    bloody thick Asutralians.

    couldnt blow your own nose if it was made outta dynamite!
    But at least we can spell, punctuate and capitalise.
    Well, not all of you. Kingwilly's Australian.

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    Aboriginal I thought

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    Quote Originally Posted by AntRobertson View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by boatboy View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by kingwilly View Post
    bloody thick Asutralians.

    couldnt blow your own nose if it was made outta dynamite!
    But at least we can spell, punctuate and capitalise.
    Well, not all of you. Kingwilly's Australian.
    bladdy heck, and you damn kiwis have no idea about letting a joke run for a bit before spoiling the surprise !

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    anyways, I'm Cornish!

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    Quote Originally Posted by kingwilly View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by AntRobertson View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by boatboy View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by kingwilly View Post
    bloody thick Asutralians.

    couldnt blow your own nose if it was made outta dynamite!
    But at least we can spell, punctuate and capitalise.
    Well, not all of you. Kingwilly's Australian.
    bladdy heck, and you damn kiwis have no idea about letting a joke run for a bit before spoiling the surprise !
    The joke was on another Aussie.

    I took pity on him and put him out of his misery. Which is not to say he's not still Australian, rather they are the butt of so many jokes that I thought I'd let him off the hook with this particular one.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AntRobertson
    The joke was on another Aussie.
    That woulda made it more funny, like!

    Quote Originally Posted by AntRobertson
    Which is not to say he's not still Australian, rather they are the butt of so many jokes that I thought I'd let him off the hook with this particular one.
    well I must admit, I'm embarrassed by the aussies.

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