View Poll Results: I asked 5 people and they got this many questions right

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    50%.

    Not bad for a thickie.

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    Quote Originally Posted by somtamslap
    Offer them 1000bt if they can point to england in less then 100 guesses and you'd still be holding your money at the end of it.
    Maybe you should get them to point to a real country, like the UK?

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    not realy on subject,,, but,,,, this morning i go round to my letting rooms, for thais by the way, a sink tap is perished, i use perished as i dont know what you'd call a tap that falls apart in 18 mnths, coroded?. well it was just washed away in places. anyway. the tenant is oviously a handyman, rather than tell me, he cut the connecting hose in half, folded it over and put a jubilee clip on it. so i had to buy a tap, conecting hose and fuck about for an hour. now thats thick,,, but,,, enterprizing. i get these gems every time i get a change of tenent. amazing thialand?? fucking unbelievable more like. also ask all the degree holders how many centimeters in a meter. met a chinees bloke with a degree in maths, three triple A's he tells me, he didnt have a clue either.
    no i dont know either , thats why i asked a bloke with three triple A's.lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by somtamslap View Post
    Better still, get a map of the world out..guranteed six wrong answers right there, every time, including where their own country is. Offer them 1000bt if they can point to england in less then 100 guesses and you'd still be holding your money at the end of it.
    Hehe, I once tested my girlfriend about a couple of things. Asked her to name me the continent of different countries, about 80% correct.
    Asked her some other shit too.. but she did unexpectedly well.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DrB0b View Post
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    4 days a month? I think it would still be a bit colourful after only 4 days...
    Nothing wrong with a bit of lubrication
    I thought your missus was a muzzie, isn't she supposed to hide in a hut in the garden when she's on the rag in case she contaminates a man with her satanic secretions?
    Wait, that's Leviticus, isn't it?

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    Ask them to name 10 countries in the world, then watch them struggle....

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    Quote Originally Posted by somtamslap View Post
    Better still, get a map of the world out..guranteed six wrong answers right there, every time, including where their own country is. Offer them 1000bt if they can point to england in less then 100 guesses and you'd still be holding your money at the end of it.
    Works with a globe, too, although to mi esposa's credit she can locate Florida.

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    Quote Originally Posted by robuzo View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by somtamslap View Post
    Better still, get a map of the world out..guranteed six wrong answers right there, every time, including where their own country is. Offer them 1000bt if they can point to england in less then 100 guesses and you'd still be holding your money at the end of it.
    Works with a globe, too, although to mi esposa's credit she can locate Florida.

    She can locate a shape that roughly looks like a flaccid phallus and you are proud of that?

    The shame . . . oh, the shame . . .

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    But you find Thai kids love learning about where they live and their surroundings..some of my finest moments as a teacher have been handing the nippers (12-17 year olds) an outline map of the countries of the world and instantly they're taken by it.. We locate about a dozen countries, learn their whereabouts, then study them a little further( currency, national dish, population etc) the kids love it.. But upon producing the map, even to 16-17 year olds, the vast majority haven't got a clue where some of the bigger countries like Australia, The U.S and China are..
    Think I knew that sort of shit when I was still shitting rusks.

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    Quote Originally Posted by panama hat View Post
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    Better still, get a map of the world out..guranteed six wrong answers right there, every time, including where their own country is. Offer them 1000bt if they can point to england in less then 100 guesses and you'd still be holding your money at the end of it.
    Works with a globe, too, although to mi esposa's credit she can locate Florida.

    She can locate a shape that roughly looks like a flaccid phallus and you are proud of that?

    The shame . . . oh, the shame . . .
    Only because I've shown it to her before- I mean Flawda on a map.
    “You can lead a horticulture but you can’t make her think.” Dorothy Parker

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    Thai's know what they care to know.

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    I'm speaking to my broad right now...two ticks

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    365 she said in around 5 seconds

    in English

    and she fits the criteria i.e not uni half chinese grad

    I'm not sure is that the right answer?

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    errr. second half

    from my live msm

    me says:
    one more question
    how many weeks in a year

    wifey says:
    365x46 =???
    16790
    46
    46 week
    I've obviously married a thicko

    cute tho

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    Quote Originally Posted by robuzo View Post
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    Better still, get a map of the world out..guranteed six wrong answers right there, every time, including where their own country is. Offer them 1000bt if they can point to england in less then 100 guesses and you'd still be holding your money at the end of it.
    Works with a globe, too, although to mi esposa's credit she can locate Florida.

    She can locate a shape that roughly looks like a flaccid phallus and you are proud of that?

    The shame . . . oh, the shame . . .
    Only because I've shown it to her before- I mean Flawda on a map.
    Thank you for clarifying.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Smeg View Post
    Ask them to name 10 countries in the world, then watch them struggle....
    name 10 countries of the world

    wifey says:
    lol

    me says:
    ie. england

    wifey says:
    philipines, malaysia, burma, loas, american,canada,ireland,uk,china,south africa
    thats fucked you smeg

    Intersting answer though, I reckon all the Thais would have similar answers

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    Quote Originally Posted by robuzo View Post
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    Better still, get a map of the world out..guranteed six wrong answers right there, every time, including where their own country is. Offer them 1000bt if they can point to england in less then 100 guesses and you'd still be holding your money at the end of it.
    Works with a globe, too, although to mi esposa's credit she can locate Florida.

    She can locate a shape that roughly looks like a flaccid phallus and you are proud of that?

    The shame . . . oh, the shame . . .
    Only because I've shown it to her before- I mean Flawda on a map.
    Thank you for clarifying.

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    Well.....for the female half of the race ( the half I like ) who cares. In the final analysis its whats between the legs that counts. They know what money is thats for sure and they know a purple from a brown too ( mores the pity ). If I wanted intellectual titilation I'd start talking to meself or buy an empty plot of land near Blackgang.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kingwilly
    My missus is a muslim, not an idiot.
    Hows your lovely shiney car now Mr Idiot

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    fuck those shit questions.

    ask them - how many electrons in a milliampere ?









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    Last edited by baldrick; 27-08-2009 at 03:50 AM.

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    Well in Norway 18 year old girls learn all kind og useless shit in school,
    but the ladies I meet in thailand knows what matters,
    and they perform well at low prices

    im not gonna fuck their brains anyway
    and the mouth is for " smoking"

    good girl

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