Thread: List your favourite bad habits

Making sure I have pussy juice residue on my fingers to sniff throughout the day.

Originally Posted by Marmite the Dog

Making sure I have pussy juice residue on my fingers to sniff throughout the day.

Shouldn't be too hard, just stick your hand down the front of your pants every so often.

Wasting time in the Teakdoor lounge and driving my jeep.

Andrew Hicks

Originally Posted by Andrew Hicks

Wasting time in the Teakdoor lounge and driving my jeep

At the same time??

Originally Posted by dizzy

Originally Posted by mooncake

am also a cockroach slayer..:

Do you pull the legs off first or is stomping on them more your style?

I get a brick and throw it at the damn thing. Like this...
Just hope you're a good aimer, and then run run run away

Not everything deserves a chance to live...

Originally Posted by Dancing Priest

Originally Posted by Marmite the Dog

Making sure I have pussy juice residue on my fingers to sniff throughout the day.

Shouldn't be too hard, just stick your hand down the front of your pants every so often.

I wash my knob afterwards, so none there I'm afraid.

Originally Posted by Marmite the Dog

I wash my knob afterwards, so none there I'm afraid.

Not wanting to stir the shit, but maybe the inferrence was that you didn't have a knob.

Originally Posted by withnallstoke

Originally Posted by Marmite the Dog

I wash my knob afterwards, so none there I'm afraid.

Not wanting to stir the shit, but maybe the inferrence was that you didn't have a knob.

Jing loooooooooor?!

Originally Posted by mooncake

am also a cockroach slayer..:

Now, now... That's dinner for your Issan sisters!!!

Originally Posted by Muadib

Originally Posted by mooncake

am also a cockroach slayer..:

Now, now... That's dinner for your Issan sisters!!!

Might be a forum metaphore. She's holding her own.

Picking my nose in public.

Squeezing the spots on my back whilst talking to someone.

Adultery.

Shit I should have been born a Thai.

Originally Posted by SiLeakHunt

I enjoy drinking too much, underachieveing, ladies of the night and touching myself in a special way.

Has anyone else got any that will get the thread going ?

I'm not in Jr. High school anymore.

Enjoy your boring time in Blighty, mate.

List your favourite bad habits

1. Johny Walker Black Label.

2. Any bar that sells alcohol.

3. Eating peanuts at those bars.

4. Going back to sleep when I know everyone else is going to work.

I like to gently scratch my scrotum when I'm online.
I probably should stop it, but ... why?

It feels nice.

I like to scratch my bum hole and then smell it. It always smell like shit so I don't know why I do it.

Oh well.

Originally Posted by Loy Toy

List your favourite bad habits

1. Johny Walker Black Label.

2. Any bar that sells alcohol.

3. Eating peanuts at those bars.

4. Going back to sleep when I know everyone else is going to work.

You left out bragging and being a total bore.

Reading the newspaper on the bog. Used to be fine, but now i have a Thai style bog, and the newspaper always ends up as papier mache.

Prescription medecines. Given up the illegal shite. Suffering from chronic pain is bitch but the medecine is sublime.

Originally Posted by mad_dog

Prescription medecines. Given up the illegal shite. Suffering from chronic pain is bitch but the medecine is sublime.

There's nowt like a drop of Benylin on your cornflakes is there, to make sure you're on the right channel for the first hour or two, after that Tipex and lime to see you through to lunch and then you're down the offy.

Cheers

Originally Posted by Dancing Priest

You left out bragging and being a total bore.

7. And dishing out repo to smart arse newbies!

Originally Posted by Loy Toy

7. And dishing out repo to smart arse newbies!