jacko jokes

**teddy** · 28-06-2009, 05:09 PM

Travel Information Thailand Service (TITs) radio station (106.5FM) in Chiang Mai have been playing Madonna records back to back in tribute to Michael. No joke - tune in if you are in CM.

**The Fresh Prince** · 28-06-2009, 05:17 PM

Thats nothing, my mum has just emailed me asking if I was sad because she always enjoyed taking me to watch his movies when I was young.

I think she means Michael J Fox.

**English Noodles** · 28-06-2009, 06:00 PM

Thaivisa are mourning his passing.

**nidhogg** · 29-06-2009, 09:03 AM

Originally Posted by English Noodles

Thaivisa are mourning his passing.

Birds of a feather.

watterinja · 29-06-2009, 09:09 AM

MJ was a gay fellow?

**Panda** · 29-06-2009, 09:20 AM

Jacko is feeling ill. Calls the Doc and says,-- could you give me a little something to make me feel better? Doc says, -- you want black boy or white boy?

**kmart** · 29-06-2009, 04:25 PM

What are Michael Jackson and Farrah Fawcett getting for Christmas?

Patrick Swayze.

**blackgang** · 30-06-2009, 08:15 AM

Originally Posted by melvbot

Musically he made 2 decent albums as a solo artist, he was very marketable and played on that fact (chimps and wanting to live to 150 etc). He was a global phenomenon but had very little other than his celebrity and weirdness to drive forward. Musically he wasnt much other than a freaky sideshow.

Originally Posted by thegent

The hyperbole currently employed by the vox pop in expressing its " grief " is something to be believed. That such a manipulating, freakish has - been obsessed by his need to renegotiate the terms of his childhood should command such adulation is evidently a testament to the callowness of his fan base.

Both very good commentary's.

**blackgang** · 30-06-2009, 08:30 AM

MICHAEL Jackson was virtually bald, riddled with needle wounds and weighed just 51kg when he died.
UK tabloid The Sun said Jackson’s stomach held only pills and his body was scarred by at least 13 cosmetic surgery operations.
The needle holes were a legacy of Jackson’s addiction to painkillers, injected three times a day “for years” The Sun said.
Pathologists said Jackson was wearing a wig which covered just “peach fuzz” on the former King of Pop’s head and that several of his ribs were broken as a result of frantic attempts to revive him after he suffered a heart attack in his Los Angeles apartment on Friday.
“Michael’s family and fans will be horrified when they realise the appalling state he was in,” a source told The Sun.
Experts also expressed their amazement at the way Jackson was treated on his death bed, with one of four attempts to inject adrenaline into his heart missing its target and noticeable damage caused by oxygen masks and tubing inserted during resuscitation attempts.
The star’s personal physician Dr Conrad Murray is also under fire for attempting to resuscitate Jackson on his bed, rather than face-up on a hard surface as per basic CPR guidelines, a mistake which could have cost doctors “vital minutes”.
Despite Jackson’s condition, the preliminary examination also found he was recovering well from a skin cancer operation.
Michael Jackson &squo;bald, riddled with needle holes&squo; | Herald Sun

**nidhogg** · 30-06-2009, 08:37 AM

Originally Posted by blackgang

Despite Jackson’s condition, the preliminary examination also found he was recovering well from a skin cancer operation.

Not all bad news then, and bet he will be happy about that! Nasty stuff skin cancer. Quite easily could have been fatal.

**English Noodles** · 30-06-2009, 11:01 AM

Originally Posted by blackgang

UK tabloid The Sun said

Must be true.

**flash** · 30-06-2009, 11:09 AM

when farrah fawcett arrived at the pearly gates they said to her, you have provided so much joy to the world through your career we are gonna grant you one wish, she said i want all the children of the world to be safe..............................

**nidhogg** · 30-06-2009, 11:55 AM

Difference between Farah Fawcett and Michael Jackson?
She fucked Majors, Jackson did minors

**pomeloseed** · 01-07-2009, 08:36 AM

Originally Posted by melvbot

Originally Posted by Bones

he is one of the great modern artists of our time....

Musically he made 2 decent albums as a solo artist, he was very marketable and played on that fact (chimps and wanting to live to 150 etc). He was a global phenomenon but had very little other than his celebrity and weirdness to drive forward. Musically he wasnt much other than a freaky sideshow.

true enough. Musically he was pure puff with a lot of contrived pizzazz. I saw his show at the Motown 20th anniversary, where he showed the moonwalk and the sequined glove. Fun razzle dazzle, but the real exciting R&B musician that night was Terence Trent D'Arby, who put on a sizzling rendition of his "If You Let Me Stay" song. How's that for a paragraph with ten zzzzzzz's.

Michael's musical contributions were mostly during his early years. For the past couple decades, he's been a freak show and the butt of jokes. Here's one of my favorite from David Letterman (circa 2005):

"Michael Jackson is purportedly staying Bahrain. He likes it there because he can hide his face behind a veil, as is common there. I think I speak for all of us when I say, (pause two seconds) ......thank you."

**blackgang** · 01-07-2009, 11:20 AM

Michael Jackson isn't going to be buried or cremated, but recycled into shopping
bags ... so he can remain white, plastic and dangerous to kids

**Mid** · 01-07-2009, 11:28 AM

^

fcuk me bg's on a roll and I just greened him , another to do the honors please

**panama hat** · 01-07-2009, 12:59 PM

^ Tries to but couldn't green him again . . . (I know . . . I do green him for good posts)

**blackgang** · 01-07-2009, 01:31 PM

Well seems that the ROWE broad he was married to, the mother of the 2 oldest kids, she was Jacko's Dr. nurse, and it seems that the Dr. happens to be the most logical father of the kids as she said she never slept with that member of the Jackson family.

**EmperorTud** · 01-07-2009, 06:39 PM

Originally Posted by pomeloseed

but the real exciting R&B musician that night was Terence Trent D'Arby

**noelbino** · 01-07-2009, 09:04 PM

Originally Posted by blackgang

Well seems that the ROWE broad he was married to, the mother of the 2 oldest kids, she was Jacko's Dr. nurse, and it seems that the Dr. happens to be the most logical father of the kids as she said she never slept with that member of the Jackson family.

No, I wanted to comment on the unused pussy bit.

**TexasRanger** · 01-07-2009, 11:37 PM

What have Jacko and Captain Morgans rum got in common?
They both cum in tots.

What's black and blue and doesn't like sex?
The 10 year old boy in Jacko's trunk.

**TizMe** · 05-07-2009, 05:41 PM

**tapod** · 07-07-2009, 11:12 AM

Wacko Jacko Billie's jean's got my love he is the chance of myyyy lust. He is the one I love 2 touch.

**tapod** · 07-07-2009, 11:16 AM

Wacko Jacko died with multiple needle marks on his body....... It was they only way he could feel little pricks lately.

**baldrick** · 07-07-2009, 11:37 AM

whats got 8 legs and doesn't make children scared

the jackson 4

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