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    How do you circumcise a Tasmanian?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Johnny Longprong View Post
    How do you circumcise a Tasmanian?
    I dunno. How? I know I may regret this.

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    This is getting worse.

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    I still want to know.

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    would,nt have anything to do with kicking his sister would it?

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    ^Thats Aussies aint it

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    well it is one of our more svelter ways of foreplay..

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    Quote Originally Posted by Panda
    Quote: Originally Posted by Johnny Longprong How do you circumcise a Tasmanian? I dunno. How? I know I may regret this.
    Easy, punch his sister in the jaw.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Loy Toy View Post

    I am sure your gunna break out the champagne. Its not often that a Kiwi gets a second chance at life. Maybe now you can apply for an Aussie Passport so today must be a wonderful day for you.
    :snigger:

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    Quote Originally Posted by peterpan View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Plan B View Post
    Just found out, not ten minutes ago, that my Great Grandfather was from Australia!
    Was he an abbo?
    maybe this guy sucking on the big Bong


    Does anyone else find it strange that when I post something about certain minorities, (which really, I do not want to go into - and my posts were not ridiculing them, merely stating doubts on some historical "FACTS" that my posts get moved to MKP and me and Ant Robinson have a barney, but most people here seem to find posting picutres of Aboriginies - Australians, and True Australians amusing?

    I don't for one second find this racially offensive, I think it's humerous, and should be encouraged, it's all free speech, up to you, it hurts no one, is Mister whatever his name is "offended" by you posting his photo here...do you really think he cares?

    But mention a certain bunch and you will be the Paraihah! So, as is fitting here, I'll shut my mouth, and fit in with political correctness.

    But just you wait, when the Aborigines of Penitentiary, HM Prison Australia, have overthrown your Lebnese sympathysing Government, you'll be under THEIR LAW!

    Alcohol - mandatory!
    Welfare - Mandatory

    The Communist dream - EQUALS! go blow that diddgerydoo!

    In this wonderfully, EQUAL, LIBERAL, world, how many of you fuckers out their would be REALLY HAPPY if your kids turned out like this? Now come on, it's not a racial thing, just a question, freedom to do what you want to do, freedom of choice...would you take photos and hand them around, would your kids be happy going to school reunions?

    I know sometimes I get off the beaten track, but sometimes, here, it seems perfectly OK to take the piss out of one situation, but completely Taboo to talk or discuss another.

    Don't worry, I find the photo amusing, he could get a good job in Patpong, all I am saying is, let's all be able to make a joke about any of these things!

    Is he actually an Aborigine or a Thai? He looks like a victim of overuse of skin whitening lotion...and according to "NIVEA - WHAT MEN WANT" is white underarms...I thought it was a tight pussy...but there you are! Nivea knows best!

    But as opinions go, Australia will be the country that fights back, against the USA, the Brits, the whole damn lot I hope! (But they will lose)

    I think the Aussies are the only race that understand RACE!

    NED KELLEY AGAIN!!!
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    ^ Lighten up, Missy.
    Sorry to hear your news, PlanB. But at least your mummy isn't from France.

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    To answer the OP's question, it should come as a relief to finally discover why you are such a bad loser and winner, why you are obsessed with the English and England, and why you think lager is proper beer.

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    FOSTERS LARGER is mate

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    Quote Originally Posted by larvidchr View Post
    Just be happy you had a Great Grandfather otherwise you would not be here
    That's easy for you to say. Whenever anyone asks you about your geaneology you simply knock back a full jug of beer, nonchalantly mention Viking, and change the conversation to talking about serving wenches.


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