Hangover!

[somtamslap]

You wake up, half cut. Check your surroundings, great I'm in my bed, good start.
Your mouth feels like somebody has put a bucket of sand in it before shatting in it and your head is banging, banging like the sand and shat perpetrator is now puting his energy into battering you with a cricket bat.
You stand up, another achievement in your current state and an overwhelming feeling of dizziness forces you to sit down again. Because of your sudden movements the desire to vomit instills itself upon your person. You crawl to the bog and chunder passionately before replacing the top half of your body with the lower and thundering out a huge pile of cack into the lavatory.
Your slow and on edge.
The neighbour offers "Good Morning", you are unable to reply coherently.
The dog barks, you move closer to a myocardial infarction.
You spend the rest of the day cursing yourself, for you ,indeed, were an arse last night.

Broke my 3 bottle limit for the first time in along while last night. Went through 7 large ales...feel like shit. Won't do that again for a while.

[somtamslap]

The ghastly taste in the mouth:


The headache



The Puking



The pooing:



HANGOVERS - There not worth it!

[jaiyenyen]

I feel your pain.
I got slaughtered last night, first time for many months.
I felt the same as you this morning. I did manage to avoid talking to God on the big china telephone though.

[somtamslap]

The puking isn't that bad, its just the knowledge you have to suffer for the rest of the day, not being able to eat or do anything. Its not worth it. Complete waste of a day.

[beenaroundawhile01]

hair of the dog mate. That'll sort you out

[jandajoy]

water, water, water, water, water, water, water. Magic stuff.

[somtamslap]

hair of the dog mate. That'll sort you out

In my experience, very dangerous. Hair of the dog can often lead to another binge, cos you tend to over medicate (well, I used to anyhow). First thing I wanted to do this morning was go to the shop and buy a box of beer...fought it....

Instead I drank shite loads of

water, water, water, water, water, water, water.

and ate a few tomatoes.

The pain is nearly over, thank fuck.

[Rigger]

Went through 7 large ales...feel like shit

Fuking light weight

[somtamslap]

Fuking light weight

Absolutley.

[celtic]

Can't cure a hangover, but you can postpone it!
Haven't had one in over 20 years, I owe it to extensive and intense research.
Remember the liver is not an organ, it's a muscle, and you've got to exercise it.
I only train for a few hours a day, heavy weight few reps, and it works for me.
I've always been able to drink bar and gogo girls under the table!

[barbaro]

Broke my 3 bottle limit for the first time in along while last night. Went through 7 large ales...feel like shit. Won't do that again for a while.

Why Not?



Get on the horse again. Getting drunk makes your hangover feel better.

[Rigger]

The liver is evil and must be punished

[ItsRobsLife]

Ibuprofen for the pain. Diazapam for that sinking feeling.

Why suffer?

Oh hold on you did say big beer bottles...



You're excused!

[Mid]

water, water, water, water, water, water, water. Magic stuff.

we have a winner

[phuketbound]

No sympathy from me, Somtam. hehe.

I drank last night, but luckily not enough to have a hangover. You should learn to cut back!

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[patsycat]

Drink a couple of pints of water before you crash out, if you can remember!! I just took a slug of what I thought was water in the glass, it was straight gin... I also found an ashtray in my handbag.

Must have had a good time. I also remember giving the barman a 20 franc note and he gave me change for 50 francs. So I actually came home richer than when I went out... I wanted to tell him, but my friend talked me out of it.

[somtamslap]

Drink a couple of pints of water before you crash out

Tried it, works a incy wincy bit. Nope the only way forward is to never do it again.

I even prepared myself for this drink, with a huge bowl of chilli con carne, mash potato and salad, as well as 2 litres of water directly before hand.
I've heard the best way to not feel shitty in the morning is ultinate your drinks, all night. 1 beer, 1 water etc...but who the fooks gonna do that after you've reached the point of inabissionlessness. No one, you just wnt more ale and water tastes bland and shite when you should be supping alcohol.

Nope, water and juice for me from now on...

I'm getting old. bugger.

[The Fresh Prince]

Hangovers are random for me. Sometimes I get them real bad and other days nothing at all. Like this morning I was completely fine after getting smashed last night.

[Loy Toy]

^ You were smashed when you left us about 8.30pm and didn't pick up your phone when I tried to return your midnight call.

Glad to see you arrived safely back in Bangers and hopefully with your phone.

[The Fresh Prince]

We did start drinking at about noon.

I got the bus back this afternoon and it only took an hour and a half. I've never done it that quick before.

[nedwalk]

Fuking light weight

The liver is evil and must be punished

all the above...

i just don.t understand the vomiting part, you spent so much money on good piss and you want regurgitate it? i,m too tight for that, i spent it. i bought it i,m gonna keep it! fuck spewin. swallow the bastard back

[somtamslap]

i just don.t understand the vomiting part, you spent so much money on good piss and you want regurgitate it? i,m too tight for that, i spent it. i bought it i,m gonna keep it! fuck spewin. swallow the bastard back

It wasn't out of choice,,I'm not a big fan of puking either. But it was a physical impossibility to keep it in. Both ends played their part..had my waste disposal functions working over time.

Still don't feel 100 per cent. In the days of pub ownership I'd snigger in the face of 7 beers..it's all gone wrong...good job too.

[Missismiggins]

water, water, water, water, water, water, water. Magic stuff.

1:If you want a guilt trip about your behaviour, then water will suffice. You will need a lot and feel like shit for hours!
2:If you want to feel good quick - 2 litres of coke! - and a fried egg and bacon, later you'll feel a bit queasy.
3:If you really really have no conscience - a half bottle of Lao Kao! ten minutes you'll be back where you started! - this method is not really a healthy recommendation, you can really alienate yourself from the community, especially if you have any explosives or firearms, on the plus side, you tend not to get a lot of unnanounced guests!

[meow]

hair of the dog mate. That'll sort you out

Yep, very true. That, lots of water & some greasy food (sod noodles/cereal in that state) A valium if you have one and you are good to go.

As my Grandfather used to say : "hair of the dog is good, as long as you don't skin the bastard!"