I think the English have finally lost it!

**jandajoy** · 06-06-2009, 09:27 PM

Originally Posted by Happyman

That's good I had the suspicion that it could have been a thinly veiled slur on the British Immigration system !

Yes, Thin

**Looper** · 06-06-2009, 10:40 PM

Originally Posted by Missismiggins

What about introducing a few Scots into a civilized country? Would it have the same repercussions?

Cunning plan from Miggins? They would, of course, deep fry all the grey squirrels and solve the problem.

**chassamui** · 06-06-2009, 10:53 PM

Where would they find such a country?

**Nietzsche** · 07-06-2009, 02:44 AM

Originally Posted by phuketbound

The grey squirrels need to be dealt with, but maybe move them instead, or do something other than kill them off

The one person who's come up with a suggestion that doesn't involve mass murder & everyone's taking the piss.

Fucking barbarians.

**November Rain** · 07-06-2009, 07:00 AM

OK, Nietszche, a troll's a troll, but trying to make out PB's suggestion was a good one is just stretching credibility a tad too far...

**Nietzsche** · 07-06-2009, 01:51 PM

I never said it was a good suggestion!

It's a step in the right direction, that's all.

**phuketbound** · 07-06-2009, 02:05 PM

Originally Posted by Nietzsche

Originally Posted by phuketbound

The grey squirrels need to be dealt with, but maybe move them instead, or do something other than kill them off

The one person who's come up with a suggestion that doesn't involve mass murder & everyone's taking the piss.

Fucking barbarians.

Why thank you.. bloody Brits the bunch of them.

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This is funny...grey squirrels are naughty!

**Nietzsche** · 07-06-2009, 02:28 PM

Brilliant!

How anyone could want to kill him is beyond me.

**tjyflhol** · 07-06-2009, 02:31 PM

Squirrel Pasties, the final solution.

**sabang** · 07-06-2009, 02:33 PM

You guys should eat him, and use his pelt for warmth.

The gypsies & tinkers assure us that roast squirrel is very tasty- wouldn't mind trying it meself.

**chassamui** · 07-06-2009, 02:36 PM

Originally Posted by sabang

You guys should eat him, and use his pelt for warmth.

Does this refer to the squirrel or niche?
I think both would leave a bitter taste in the mouth.

**sabang** · 07-06-2009, 02:46 PM

Definitely squirrel, they can't hire a Hitman.

**November Rain** · 07-06-2009, 02:56 PM

^ Or attack you with spoons.

**Missismiggins** · 09-06-2009, 12:53 AM

Maybe they could be substituted for the offendor in the Holllywood scandal...was it Richard Gere? The Hamsterbot? I forget...I am getting either too old or too drunk!

"Times Headlines" Grey Squirrels take over as dominant species in Richard Geres' anal passage"

Red Squirrels concede defeat!

A spokesman for the red brigade said today that Mr, Gere's anus was now totally under the hands of the Grey Squirre Partisan Militia

Mr Gere announced that it was regardless of whose hands he was under, they both clawed his ass to pieces, in an interview with CNN he stated... " I couldn't give a monkeys fuck if they are grey or red, they have destroyed my anus, much more than that hamster from Sylvester, my only comment at the moment, as an oscar nominated analyy squirrel invaded candidate is..."Fuck Prince Charles, believe me, a red is as bad as a grey!"

Doctors on the scene were unable to comment upon which variety of squirrel had been unleashed up Mr. Geres arse, as due to his natural hair colouring, and vidall sasson and the squirrels own natural colouring, Dr. Bernard Breslaw stated Mr. Geres bottom was a complete disaster, with many hair types mingling to prevent an accurate picutre of his anal encumberance! However, he assured everyone thet in time the "wood would be sorted from the trees, and Mr. Gere's anal hair would be returned and replaced in due course. Mr. Gere was not avaialbele for comment.
However, his spokesman pointed out that despite recent anal infestations of hamters, Mr Geres bottom had remained "Vermin Free" and had produced an unbitten penis in evidence.

Prince Charles was called as a vegetating witness, but failed to appear due to a prior engagement which his lawyers described as "horse riding" His beautiful wife Camilla(why the long face) Parker Bowles.. whineied her agreement from the next stall!

However, Prince Charles categorrically stated, that if a red squirrelc was found, Mr Gere would be provided with a paper/cardboard tube, to enable the red squirrels surrender and release into the wild, with the normal UK Govt. Social security allowances.

However, if it was found that Mr Gere was harbouring known terrorist grey squirrels in his back passage, then these traitors would be blasted out with a 12 guage, and Mr. Gere would be financially responsible for his own anal rehabillitation!

If on the other hand, the grey partisan squirrels would not come out of their own accoord and offer absolute surrender, a larger pipe would be forced into Mr.Geres Behind to allow, squirrel seeking alsatians access!

**November Rain** · 09-06-2009, 06:25 AM

That was quite funny, MissisM

**PlanK** · 09-06-2009, 07:35 AM

An easier solution...

**Cujo** · 09-06-2009, 08:12 AM

^ Lateral thinking, I like it.

**November Rain** · 09-06-2009, 11:58 AM

^^ I used to dye my hair that colour.

**chassamui** · 09-06-2009, 12:30 PM

Originally Posted by November Rain

used to dye my hair that colour.

You must be nuts.

**Norton** · 09-06-2009, 12:48 PM

Originally Posted by November Rain

I used to dye my hair that colour.

Afraid of being culled?

**November Rain** · 09-06-2009, 12:51 PM

^ & ^^

Well, it says it covers all grey...

**phuketbound** · 09-06-2009, 01:30 PM

Originally Posted by Missismiggins

If on the other hand, the grey partisan squirrels would not come out of their own accoord and offer absolute surrender, a larger pipe would be forced into Mr.Geres Behind to allow, squirrel seeking alsatians access!

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Apparently, I read that Mr. Gere was into gerbils, and the gerbils are protesting.

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