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    Stupid is as stupid does!

    The past few weeks have been a bit disconcerting!
    Problems with the family and medical treatment etc. etc.

    But today through a new perspective upon stupidity!

    Would you believe, my "Family" apparently, do not have the money (15.5K Baht) to populate their 7 rai of rice fields...shock horror!

    Were they looking for "the FARANG " to bail them out?

    Being a tight [at][at][at][at], I declined the offer, seeing as the "family home" has 2 "MEN" for want of a better description, who sit on theit arses all day and contribute nothing!!

    Should I "bail these worthless shits out or not ?

    Not me!

    So things progress,

    Can you imagine...later, they cannot find enough money to produce a rice crop, but can find enough "spare cash" to fork out fo 5 .....yes 5 litres of whiskey, to "donate" to the loacal [at][at][at][at] that supposedly "will Tam Boen for them????


    They presume to be Bhuddists, (appa alchohol is forbidden in Bhuddist teachings...)

    Honestly, the people here, their religion, and everything they purport to standby is complete shite!

    I have never in all my life, met such a bunch of hypocrites!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Missismiggins
    Should I "bail these worthless shits out or not ?
    No. If you do then they'll be after you for fertilizer. Then rice combine rental. 15.5K Baht just the down payment.

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    Buy the land then evict the lazy fuckers.

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    Tell the Isaan cnuts to go fuk themselves

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    was the request channelled through your wife?
    mine would not have dared to even ask!

    unfortunately, the "privileged" child who is married to the farang (and therefore must have shitloads of money to waste) is seen as duty bound to support the whole family of layabouts and drunks........and will mostly not even question why the family puts her under such pressure.
    thai families are shite.
    period

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    Sadly, this "duty bound" Farang will not be "bailing out" any of them!
    The strange thing is, they cry out how they need 15K Baht to buy the things they need to grow the rice, then, when you provide not ONE baht of assistance, they can MAGICALLY borrow, beg or whatever, whatever they need to get things under way!

    My son has a three year bond.. Educational Allowance or whatever it is...that matures tomorrow....bet the EYES are focused on this one! They are in for a big fucking surprise there too!

    I can almost see the tears as he spends it on Playstation games....rather than contribute to the "GREATER NEED"

    They have been (via the wife) been on and on and on for the past three months about their "dire" need, to begin growing rice....sadly it has falen on deaf ears!

    How I laughed (silently) the other day whilst they sat and CRIED! because they lost the LOTTO!!! Really, they were in tears, because they didn't put a bet on that won!!

    Each day I dutifully pray for a large vehicle, preferably a 20 ton lorry, to SQUASH my mother in law as she cadges a lift to or from the temple! Justice.

    In another "financial drive" the old [at][at][at][at] of a mother in law has been trying to "cadge" (from various sources) another 20K Baht to supplement her youngest daughters survival in PROSTITUTION, sadly flogging another dead horse....I mean she's like 45 with a 21 year old son, of questionable value to the human race!

    Each to their own, up to them , it's a free world blah blah! but it pisses me off that the minute these fuck wits get a few Baht in their pockets, the first thing they do is to go and either squander the cash on the Saffron Turds, or waste it on the Jowtie..

    They run from one heathen belief to the other in the "hope" of some form of salvation, without the slightest belief or shame of any morals!

    How on earth can you suppose to believe in a religion of Bhuddism., (that denounces alchohol etc.) and then in the next breath, go and buy a GALLON of whisky for some fucking "tree spirit" The logic is screwed up at the best..it's worse than clinging to straws...doomed!
    Last edited by Missismiggins; 05-06-2009 at 02:37 AM.

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    Hope you haven't taken out any life insurance miggins. Sounds like your missus' family have no morals and fewer scruples.
    Last edited by withnallstoke; 05-06-2009 at 06:50 AM.

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    You do make me laugh missis. Wondered where you'd got to.

    Have a similar situation here but the land is my boys' so am duty bound to finance the sowing. Good thing is this year it isn't too pricey as we held back the seed from last year's crop. Also, last year I spent a fortune on this chemical fertilser under protest, and this year that's half the price going organic, which is odd.

    Just have to keep a tight rein on it to avoid having the piss taken the way you describe.

    Cheers missis

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jarvis
    Tell the Isaan cnuts to go fuk themselves
    Lanna cnuts, please.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Missismiggins
    Honestly, the people here, their religion, and everything they purport to standby is complete shite! I have never in all my life, met such a bunch of hypocrites!
    I have never, in all my life, met a person living in Thailand, who seems to HATE it so much! (not even smeg)

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    dude, that's what you get when you moved in with uneducated Issan peasants

    time to move or shut the fuck up

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    You should write a book Miggins......sure it would be a best seller amongst the trailer trash society in the US....give them something to put their lives into perspective......

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    Quote Originally Posted by tsicar View Post
    was the request channelled through your wife?
    mine would not have dared to even ask!

    unfortunately, the "privileged" child who is married to the farang (and therefore must have shitloads of money to waste) is seen as duty bound to support the whole family of layabouts and drunks........and will mostly not even question why the family puts her under such pressure.
    thai families are shite.
    period
    Yes, the request was channeled via that route - The wife to be honest, knows what my answer will be, and truth be known, quite understands.

    However, for whatever reason, she cannot bring herself to stand up to her mother - who I am beginning to think is actually the Antichrist in human form.

    I have bought a crucifix, and have practiced the phrase "The power of Christ compels thee" and plan to use it at her next visit!

    And, despite what some may think, I don't hate living here, I hate only some aspects of it, I will gladly admit, I would rather be here than back in the UK that's for sure!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Butterfly View Post
    dude, that's what you get when you moved in with uneducated Issan peasants

    time to move or shut the fuck up
    How dare you!
    They are "uneducated Chiang Mai peasants," not Isaan! perish the thought.

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    Wonder if these folks were like this before you showed up....??

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    Quote Originally Posted by Butterfly View Post
    dude, that's what you get when you moved in with uneducated Issan peasants

    time to move or shut the fuck up
    True.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Missismiggins View Post


    I have bought a crucifix, and have practiced the phrase "The power of Christ compels thee" and plan to use it at her next visit!

    !



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    Quote Originally Posted by Missismiggins View Post
    Honestly, the people here, their religion, and everything they purport to standby is complete shite!

    I have never in all my life, met such a bunch of hypocrites!
    Yet,you have picked them as not only as your 'family', but you also moved in order to be closer to them.

    What does that tell us about what a hypocrite you are?

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    Lovely in-laws, missus - truly lovely.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DaffyDuck View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Missismiggins View Post
    Honestly, the people here, their religion, and everything they purport to standby is complete shite!

    I have never in all my life, met such a bunch of hypocrites!
    Yet,you have picked them as not only as your 'family', but you also moved in order to be closer to them.

    What does that tell us about what a hypocrite you are?
    Hear, hear.

    I can think of many synonyms for "hypocrite" in this context; the main one rhymes with "brass pole", but has a different stress pattern. Another makes a perfect sound companion to "shunt, hunt, and blunt", but even I am not that rude.

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    ^

    I like simple rhymes and reading the above reminded me of this


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    Quote Originally Posted by DaffyDuck View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Missismiggins View Post
    Honestly, the people here, their religion, and everything they purport to standby is complete shite!

    !
    Yet,you have picked them as not only as your 'family', but you also moved in order to be closer to them.
    unfortunately, most of us do not realise that when you marry a thai woman, you seem to marry her entire bloody family, too!
    most of us marry a woman we would like to spend the rest of our life with. then you find out she has a thai family, every member of which, in most cases, is more important to her than you are!

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    ^ Hence the thread title: Stupid is as stupid does?

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    I stumped up 20,000 baht last year to clear the land, plant and fertilise a rice crop on my wifes 17 rai.
    My wifes eight brothers and sisters have all sold their land.
    The rice was harvested, and then stored, to wait for a rise in price.
    By the time my wife and I got to it there was f[at]$k all left. They had helped themselves and pi55ed off.
    They told my missis that her land was now family land. The oldest brother even told her that he would shoot me if she sold it.
    Anyone want 17 rai of rice field?
    Do not walk beside me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me for I may not follow. Just pretty much leave me the fuck alone!

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    Nice families you have married into, Jaiyenyen and Missismiggins.

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