Scampy gets drunk on cheap english cider

**The Gentleman Scamp** · 03-06-2009, 01:02 AM

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WAHEY!!!!

GET UP ON THE ENGLISH WEATHER, sunny yet fresh as in one shower a day and clothes not have to be fucking rung with sweat and I know bkk is great and i miss thailand and can have tesco and mustard and lea and perrins sauce BUT I FORGOT YER FUCKIN' UP THE ARSE SCONES WITH CLOTTED CREAM AND JAM AND TENNENTS EMBER IN A SUNNY GARDEN, but that said no hayfever in thailand because of the moisture

i love thailand, I just wish there were more black wimmin,

**Loy Toy** · 03-06-2009, 01:11 AM

G'Day mate and enjoying your stay in the old dart I see.

Can you bring me back a jar of that clotted cream? I fvcking love clotted cream!

**DrAndy** · 03-06-2009, 02:25 AM

It has been a beautiful day here in sunny London

as for black women, they do abound and the sun brings them out of their clothes

**oldgit** · 03-06-2009, 03:05 AM

Scampy, When your in Tesco next, buy a salt and pepper loaf that they bake ,very very tasty, not like the Thai crap

**NickA** · 03-06-2009, 04:28 AM

Playing 9 holes of golf at 8 o'clock every evening is pleasant.

**The Gentleman Scamp** · 03-06-2009, 05:13 AM

Nick, you should come down to Oxford and meet me, we can be friends - I have driunk myself sober now after 3, yes THREE lites of Strongbow!!!!

Now i mmust paste me saint agur on me granary bread with de bits in

**NickA** · 03-06-2009, 05:31 AM

^Thanks for the invitation.

My car is broken, so are all the trains and buses.

What a pity!

**lysander** · 03-06-2009, 05:37 AM

Buy yourself a 5 year old set of clothes from Oxfam. Drink 4 litres of cider. Go and sit in your local shopping centre. Sell the Big Issue. Piss your pants. You've arrived at your natural station in life!

**The Gentleman Scamp** · 03-06-2009, 06:35 AM

Alcohol does invite clarity - that must be the attraction.

Anyway, I don't have enough money to get back to Thailand, but it's okay because the bass player of Madness has offered me a job doing Photoshop stuff but it is in Ongar and I live in...

Nowhere.

**Butterfly** · 03-06-2009, 07:04 AM

Originally Posted by The Gentleman Scamp

Anyway, I don't have enough money to get back to Thailand,

and you couldn't even manage to bring back the cheese, thank god we found another carrier for it !!!

**The Gentleman Scamp** · 03-06-2009, 07:14 AM

no point on coming back, I got this really nuttry bread and st agur bleu cheese and a 1997 merlot and a cat so fucvk off you French poove, get BM t o buy you a latex barnacle

**Butterfly** · 03-06-2009, 07:24 AM

^ you are probably better off staying in England, you know it

are you still staying at your brother place, in the maids room ? you could have the cheese delivered there ?

**britmaveric** · 03-06-2009, 07:26 AM

you do know they have strongbow in thailand???

**The Fresh Prince** · 03-06-2009, 09:46 AM

Do Tesco's still sell the really big Sausage, Egg & Sun Dried Tomato wedge sandwich's? I fuckin loved them.

**Happyman** · 03-06-2009, 10:43 AM

I was last in UK for more than a month in 1979 sorting out my divorce !
the Gifford Arms in Wolverhampton did a 3 X P lunchtime special .

Pint of Banks's Mild
Pie - Fleur de Lys, Chicken and Mushroom or Steak and Kidney
All for a Pound.

I wonder if they still do them .

**good2bhappy** · 03-06-2009, 11:12 AM

Originally Posted by Happyman

Banks's Mild

lovely drop back in the days

**The Gentleman Scamp** · 03-06-2009, 11:56 AM

Ive decided I'm going to be a fisherman.

**Happyman** · 03-06-2009, 12:02 PM

Originally Posted by good2bhappy

Originally Posted by Happyman

Banks's Mild

lovely drop back in the days

It was indeed !
Brewed at Banks's brewery at Chapel Ash ( now owned by Newcastle brewery I think ).
In the 60's I used to ride my motorbike past the place at 6:00 am on the way to work and the smell of the malt used to set me up for the day !! On a cold day the 'fumey' steam settled over the area like smog !- bloody wonderful !

My son still sends me a 6 pack of Banks's Mild every Xmas - dosn't taste the same but the thought is there ! - If only he could get a Fleur de Lys Chicken and Mushroom pie out here it might help !!

Nostalgia ain't what it used to be !

**phuketbound** · 03-06-2009, 12:31 PM

Originally Posted by The Gentleman Scamp

Ive decided I'm going to be a fisherman.

May as well, you'll never pass for a male model.

Who's body double in your sig?

Strongbow cider..bleh!

**Cujo** · 03-06-2009, 12:39 PM

Whatever happened to the movie career?

**The Gentleman Scamp** · 03-06-2009, 12:44 PM

^ What movie career? I have never been in any way involved or attracted to the movie industry, this must be some connection you have made with the camcorder editing, as related yet as far apart as ornithology and plane spotting.

Being a fisherman has always been in my blood, and it turns out my grandma had a brother who left me a trawler.

**Gerbil** · 03-06-2009, 12:48 PM

^ Well you could make a documentary of you attempting to sail it to Thailand....

**Attilla the Hen** · 03-06-2009, 12:48 PM

The literary career? You could have gone far with Stiffy the Ponk.

**chassamui** · 03-06-2009, 12:57 PM

Originally Posted by Happyman

I was last in UK for more than a month in 1979 sorting out my divorce !
the Gifford Arms in Wolverhampton did a 3 X P lunchtime special .

Pint of Banks's Mild
Pie - Fleur de Lys, Chicken and Mushroom or Steak and Kidney
All for a Pound.I wonder if they still do them .

Was that in the 60's or 70's Happyman?

**Cujo** · 03-06-2009, 01:18 PM

it turns out my grandma had a brother who left me a trawler.

have you taken possession of it yet?

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