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    Has someone got a bomb please? damn wanna be muscians

    I'm currently sitting in an Oh La la cafe that has wireless internet, a few food stalls and generally is a pleasant place to have a relax and a beer or two. Walking distance of my house.

    But today they have a local Indonesian wanna be muscians band playing... who asked them?

    it's overly loud, screechy and OUT OF TUNE.

    the lead singer is wearing white shoes, gray slacks and a black dress over the top.

    he's murdering Frank Sinatra at the moment.


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    We all had to start out somewhere KW and I used to give my neighbours hell and when the band come around on Sundays in the old days.

    Be a little patient and understanding as one day they may be famous and you can write in your memoirs that you were their when it all started.

    Plus as they get better all the young groupies will turn up and you can say you are their manager!

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    it seems to be some workplace based function, some wanker is now on a mic chattign to a load of ppl who have turned up...they've got the echo on the mic...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Loy Toy
    Be a little patient and understanding
    Bollox, bomb the bastards.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jandajoy
    Bollox, bomb the bastards.
    yup!

    actually a power shortage would be just as good.

    I think i'm gonna finish my beer and pizza and piss orf home, got work to do anyway!

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    bladdy gay lead singer keeps trying to give me the eye!

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    oh gods,

    it gets worse.

    now they are doing karaoke.

    karaoke duets.


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    Quote Originally Posted by kingwilly
    bladdy gay lead singer keeps trying to give me the eye!
    Pulled yet then?

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    Call in the fire brigade.

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    Quote Originally Posted by withnallstoke
    Pulled yet then?
    absolutely not!

    i think its a local school outing, all the teachers and admin


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    and i'm not just being a grumpy old git from the hang over induced from the bucks party that we had lsat night, where we lost the groom to be at about 10pm.....

    they are truly fookin awful.

    gimmi a group of thai's anyday! at least thai's are quiet when they eat, which if often!

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    Suicide bomb baboon blows up botty boy band.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kingwilly View Post
    I'm currently sitting in an Oh La la cafe that has wireless internet, a few food stalls and generally is a pleasant place to have a relax and a beer or two. Walking distance of my house.

    But today they have a local Indonesian wanna be muscians band playing... who asked them?

    it's overly loud, screechy and OUT OF TUNE.

    the lead singer is wearing white shoes, gray slacks and a black dress over the top.

    he's murdering Frank Sinatra at the moment.

    Theres nothing worse than a whinging Aussie. Quite easy to vote with your feet.

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    Quote Originally Posted by melvbot
    Theres nothing worse than a whinging Aussie. Quite easy to vote with your feet.
    yup. i'm leaving soon, but no beer at home!

    now some vacantly empty headed moron from the school group, he looks like a fat maths teacher i reckomn, has pulled out a flute....

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    Quote Originally Posted by kingwilly
    , he looks like a fat maths teacher i reckomn, has pulled out a flute....
    Keep your eye on him, and watch where he puts the flute.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kingwilly
    he's murdering Frank Sinatra at the moment.
    Better get the Teak Door "Rat Pack" down there quick smart KW and to save Frank.

    I know your not supposed to post pictures of other members but what the heck.




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    Don't they have real pubs in Indo with the footy and stuff

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    Quote Originally Posted by Loy Toy
    Better get the Teak Door "Rat Pack" down there quick smart KW and to save Frank.
    simply red.

    cherish the love.

    they've got it all

    i might video some on the phone and youtube so youse can all enjoy it....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wayne Kerr
    Don't they have real pubs in Indo with the footy and stuff
    they do.

    missus has borrowed the car and for some reason i said drop me here, rather than the pub.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kingwilly
    yup. i'm leaving soon, but no beer at home!
    Don't you have shops that sell beer?

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    Quote Originally Posted by kingwilly
    has pulled out a flute....
    Skin flute?

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    Quote Originally Posted by jandajoy
    Don't you have shops that sell beer?
    not quite as plentiful as thailand.

    there is a couple around here, but nothing in walking distance.

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    Any lookers amongst them?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wayne Kerr
    Any lookers amongst them?
    here? nope, not one, all middle aged, all wearing a jilbab.

    just think i could have gone to the pub, watched the footy, cuddled up to some of my favourite little urban ewoks and instead i decided a nice pleasant morning at the outdoor coffee shop was in order......

    IDIOT.

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    i think its gonna rain, there's some lightening in the sky....

    I've videoed them, but youtube playing up, any other video sites around?

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