Are cats useful?

**chassamui** · 30-05-2009, 12:17 PM

Originally Posted by withnallstoke

It was the sock and undie drawer.

How come you didn't mention that first time around? Bashful

**withnallstoke** · 30-05-2009, 12:21 PM

Originally Posted by chassamui

How come you didn't mention that first time around? Bashful

Didn't know if one could mention underwear on a family thread.

**November Rain** · 30-05-2009, 12:22 PM

Cats are much lower maintenance than dogs. If she's gonna live inside, get a scratching post, though. And, yes, get her fixed and vaccinated.

Good luck.

**kingwilly** · 30-05-2009, 12:26 PM

and wormed.

**withnallstoke** · 30-05-2009, 12:35 PM

and a nice frilly dress.

**mellow** · 30-05-2009, 12:55 PM

Good companions, and they will hunt down any small critter, which may get into the house.

**November Rain** · 30-05-2009, 12:56 PM

Originally Posted by kingwilly

and wormed.

definitely

**jandajoy** · 30-05-2009, 12:58 PM

Originally Posted by November Rain

Cats are much lower maintenance than dogs. If she's gonna live inside, get a scratching post, though.

Disagree. Get an expensive leather lounge suite. Far better for the cats claws.

**kingwilly** · 30-05-2009, 12:59 PM

**November Rain** · 30-05-2009, 01:01 PM

Originally Posted by jandajoy

Originally Posted by November Rain

Cats are much lower maintenance than dogs. If she's gonna live inside, get a scratching post, though.

Disagree. Get an expensive leather lounge suite. Far better for the cats claws.

Don't you think it would be even better if said suite had horrid wooden inlaid bits? Two textures for them to embed their claws in...

**jandajoy** · 30-05-2009, 01:04 PM

Originally Posted by November Rain

Don't you think it would be even better if said suite had horrid wooden inlaid bits? Two textures for them to embed their claws in...

Absolutely right. Purrrrfect play for pussies.

**chassamui** · 30-05-2009, 01:13 PM

So the concensus is they are good for keeping down the population of small mammals and some reptiles and amphibians. They are friendly, (this one spends more time here than the gf), but no good for sex.

Maybe i should just stop shoo-ing her out and let her get on with the homicide?
Does that mean i have a moral obligation to do all the vets stuff, worming etc?

**kingwilly** · 30-05-2009, 01:16 PM

Originally Posted by chassamui

Does that mean i have a moral obligation to do all the vets stuff, worming etc?

yes.

Originally Posted by November Rain

Don't you think it would be even better if said suite had horrid wooden inlaid bits? Two textures for them to embed their claws in...

you two post count whores are being completely nasty, expect a red for every comment about the sofas!

**withnallstoke** · 30-05-2009, 01:20 PM

Originally Posted by chassamui

but no good for sex.

Well, according to Derek and Clive, that may not be strictly true.
"I've used a melon and a badger and a cat,
An inflattable Linda Lovelace and a Davy Crockett hat"

**DrAndy** · 30-05-2009, 01:43 PM

we had a nice cat, a kitten really

it was a killer but only birds, it left the rats to the dogs. It killed all three chicks that a wild waterhen had, plus various others

luckily it decided it needed sex so went off. It came back for a while then needed sex again and never returned

**DrAndy** · 30-05-2009, 01:45 PM

Originally Posted by November Rain

Don't you think it would be even better if said suite had horrid wooden inlaid bits? Two textures for them to embed their claws in...

I thought it had, all that woody at the front

**The Fresh Prince** · 30-05-2009, 01:57 PM

Originally Posted by watterinja

Siamese cats can talk & are super-intelligent.

Did anybody else pick up yet that Waterninja thinks cats can talk?

Talk about what...? The weather, current affairs, the price of mice on the stock market....?

**Norton** · 30-05-2009, 02:21 PM

Originally Posted by The Fresh Prince

Did anybody else pick up yet that Waterninja thinks cats can talk?

Course they can. Just ask Alice when she's ten feet tall.

**sabang** · 30-05-2009, 03:09 PM

Originally Posted by Norton

Just ask Alice when she's ten feet tall.

One of my favourite songs.

**jandajoy** · 30-05-2009, 03:13 PM

Years ago I came across a site that was a competition for the best scanned cat.

Any one know it? Some terriffic photos.

**JuniorExPat** · 30-05-2009, 03:56 PM

Originally Posted by Loy Toy

As far as I am concerned "dogs rule" just like "vegemite"!

Yes but in the same way that you consider Vegemite to be a suitable spread for your breakfast toast, you probably consider Chihuahuas to be man's best friends.

Cats are nice enough but I much prefer to keep dogs as pets. I married a cat person and spent most of my time working and travelling to work, the lack of children and the divorce were inevitable; I married a dog person and am now a father to four making a pretence of working from home - I'm guessing there's some kind of moral in there!

If you like having the cat around, get it snipped and jabbed and don't feed it too much when you suspect that you have vermin about the place.

JxP

**JuniorExPat** · 30-05-2009, 03:57 PM

Originally Posted by jandajoy

Years ago I came across a site that was a competition for the best scanned cat.

Any one know it? Some terriffic photos.

cat-scan.com?

JxP

**JuniorExPat** · 30-05-2009, 04:06 PM

Just found this:

cat-scan.com - Review - Would You Scan Your Pussy And Show It To Strangers

be sure to read the comments.

JxP

**Rural Surin** · 30-05-2009, 04:08 PM

Felines should be your least concern. Be wary of the two-legged upright creatures, though.

**Nietzsche** · 30-05-2009, 04:11 PM

I don't see why the snip is essential.

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