Thread: Myths and legends.

!) Wsnking makes yop blind.
3) Believing it doesn't makes you deaf.
%) If you make capital letters on the keyboard, deaf and blind people will both benefit.

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Mkp

My Mother said it would make me go Blind, but I did not hear her.
Now I have to wank in Braille.

Originally Posted by MeMock

Mkp

Deservedly so.

Originally Posted by sabang

Now I have to wank in Braille.

Fantasy for a chap with no fingers.

As Peter Cook once reported on radio:
'Blind people everywhere will now be able to read, thanks to a wonderful new invention called broille...... (pause) ..... I'm sorry i''ll feel that again'.

blund?

Ale count, withnall?

So if ya missus was doing it who would go blind/deaf you or her ?

I have had a Brazilian wax done on my palms for the exotic feel.

Fookin ell Baldrick thats a bit hardcore innit?

^mate until you've tried smearing chocolate sauce on your palm and licking it off in a style reminiscent of foreplay - you haven't lived life to the fullest

Originally Posted by baldrick

I have had a Brazilian wax

Wax or whacks?

Originally Posted by Katana

So if ya missus was doing it who would go blind/deaf you or her ?

Damn good question. I asked her. She couldn't see me. I didn't hear her reply to the question she neither heard nor saw. She said nowt, apparently, but the deaf dumb and blind kid shure plays a mean pinball.

Where's the toffee option?

Originally Posted by Fuzzy Bob

Where's the coffee option

Whp said that?

ten past.

Can i ediy the poll to imclude toppees?

Hew aboot af yow misturbite tow mooch yow spealing gows awl winky.

Oim coirently consilting a pricktitioner.