View Poll Results: DEAF or blund?

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    Gohills flip-flops wearer
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    Myths and legends.

    !) Wsnking makes yop blind.
    3) Believing it doesn't makes you deaf.
    %) If you make capital letters on the keyboard, deaf and blind people will both benefit.

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    3

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    My Mother said it would make me go Blind, but I did not hear her.
    Now I have to wank in Braille.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MeMock
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    Deservedly so.

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    Gohills flip-flops wearer
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    Quote Originally Posted by sabang
    Now I have to wank in Braille.
    Fantasy for a chap with no fingers.

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    As Peter Cook once reported on radio:
    'Blind people everywhere will now be able to read, thanks to a wonderful new invention called broille...... (pause) ..... I'm sorry i''ll feel that again'.

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    The cold, wet one
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    blund?

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    splendid and tremendous
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    Ale count, withnall?

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    So if ya missus was doing it who would go blind/deaf you or her ?


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    I have had a Brazilian wax done on my palms for the exotic feel.

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    Fookin ell Baldrick thats a bit hardcore innit?

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    ^mate until you've tried smearing chocolate sauce on your palm and licking it off in a style reminiscent of foreplay - you haven't lived life to the fullest

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    Quote Originally Posted by baldrick
    I have had a Brazilian wax
    Wax or whacks?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Katana
    So if ya missus was doing it who would go blind/deaf you or her ?
    Damn good question. I asked her. She couldn't see me. I didn't hear her reply to the question she neither heard nor saw. She said nowt, apparently, but the deaf dumb and blind kid shure plays a mean pinball.

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    Where's the toffee option?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fuzzy Bob
    Where's the coffee option
    Whp said that?

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    ten past.

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    Gohills flip-flops wearer
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    Can i ediy the poll to imclude toppees?

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    Hew aboot af yow misturbite tow mooch yow spealing gows awl winky.

    Oim coirently consilting a pricktitioner.

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