Originally Posted by
withnallstoke
Having spent a fair while stuck behind the wheel of a van in town centers, with bogs a rarity, always found it usefull to have a couple of large empty bottles in the cab. Make sure the opening and neck of the bottles are large enough to accomodate the old chap, then, at the slightest discomfort, feed the organ into the bottle and let go. Deposit either the contents or the bottle plus contents at the earliest convenience. This is obviously only a stop gap. If the problem pissists, then your plan A (diapers) may be your solution. If you resort to this method, don't forget to use a good powder to prevent diaper rash.