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    If Your gonna try and scam people, pick someone with a brain to write the e-mail

    Dear Beneficiary,

    I hope this mail meets you in a vital health and a good state of mind.This may come to you as a surprise but it is for real.After and evaluation with computer permutation and manual records,we have found out that you are among the 50 people that have legally and creditably used ATM and credit card effectively.

    Thus,being the CEO of SWIFT ATM CARD WITH VISA LOGO , a corporation that works with ATM service providers all over the world,We have decided to reward you in utmost good faith with a brand new ATM card with visa logo that contains $1,500,000(One million five hundred thousand dollars).With this ATM card you can withdraw a minimum of $10,000 (ten thousand U.S Dollars) and a maximum of $25,500 (twenty five thousand five hundred U.S Dollars) everyday.Also,this ATM card gives you an opportunity win a huge sum of $10,000,000 (Ten million U.S Dollars) which will be given to
    just 10 people courtesy our ATM card raffle draw at the end of this month.

    Immediately you get this mail,contact Mr. SCOTT GILL Who is in charge of the ATM PAYMENT DEPARTMENT with your:

    FULL NAME:
    CURRENT ADDRESS:
    PRESENT COUNTRY:
    TELEPHONE NUMBER:
    OCCUPATION:
    DRIVERS LINCENSE/INTERNATIONAL PASSPORT
    AGE:
    SEX:


    Send the information above to him through these-mail:

    ADDRESS: scott.gill100[at]post.ro

    Phone Number: +234-803-569-8629

    Immediately you send him the information above..He will let you know the next step to take.Urgent response is required to enable a speedy delivery of your supercharged ATM card at your door step SOON.

    CONGRATULATION!!!!!!!
    Mr. Mike Walkerman
    CEO SWIFT ATM CARD WITH VISA LOGO©
    INTERNET PROGRAMS®

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    Please! I take this as a massive insult!

    I'd prefer, "Alright Knobhead, send us these details so we can fuck you up"

    They may as well have.

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    Quote Originally Posted by somtamslap
    we have found out that you are among the 50 people that have legally and creditably used ATM and credit card effectively.
    I'm impressed. With all of their research into your card using habits, they managed to get your name right, as well...



    Quote Originally Posted by somtamslap
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    So, Mr Ben Eficiary, when d'you get your dosh?

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    It's a scam? Oh fcuk.......

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    Quote Originally Posted by somtamslap
    Please! I take this as a massive insult! I'd prefer, "Alright Knobhead, send us these details so we can fuck you up" They may as well have.
    I got this one yesterday...

    Quote Originally Posted by [SIZE=2
    [/SIZE] ©2009 UK BOARD® [inter[at]bellnet.ca]]
    To:info[at]winners.co.uk

    £1,000,000 has been awarded to you in the Uk Online,send us your
    Names:
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    Country:
    Sex:
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    If they knew so much about us already, why then would they need to ask for personal information?

    Waste of bandwidth, these idjits.

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    Quote Originally Posted by somtamslap
    INTERNET PROGRAMS®
    Thats funny

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    just as a matter of interest, i have received many of these scam mails at my yahoo address, but never at hotmail. anybody else the same?

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    ^ No, this was on Hotmail. Get loads of them. Weekly. This was one of thre more amusing ones, blatantly written by an African. You'd know this if you've ever seen an Africans resume...

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    my wife gave her name, bank account details and Singapore identity card number to a Chinese telephone scammer the other day

    Luckily she wasn't stupid enough to actually pay the 'legal fees' required so that she could get her winnings from the lottery that she had won

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    Quote Originally Posted by somtamslap
    You'd know this if you've ever seen an Africans resume...
    Long, with no point?

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    Quote Originally Posted by slimboyfat
    my wife gave her name, bank account details and Singapore identity card number to a Chinese telephone scammer the other day Luckily she wasn't stupid enough to actually pay the 'legal fees' required so that she could get her winnings from the lottery that she had won
    She still got fingers ?

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    It amazes me that some people fall for this rubbish... Greed makes people do stupid things...

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    Quote Originally Posted by withnallstoke
    Long, with no point?
    Basically just sucking cock, poor fuckers...

    Read a friend from Africa's resume not so long ago..He concluded " Dear Sir/Madam, whilst working under your impeccable guidance, I shall remain a respectable citizen and bring merit and respect to your beautiful city"

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