I have a problem with my pets too.
I have three dogs; one eats people, one eats chickens and the other tries to eat both. Lovely pets you have, Mr Somtam, I hear you jest.
The people eater is only a people eater at my discretion so we're ok on that count, plus that fat lump is unable to scale the wall I had built, unlike the bastard chicken eater, and he really is a bastard, mo fo's taking years off my life with his poxy poulet munching.
I've tried everything to make this arse of a dog stop chasing and killing the next door neighbours (at least 100) chickens; tied him up - he really didn't like that, cries all day long driving me nuts; put a muzzle on him - didn't work, the cheeky fecker still manages to kill and eat them some how.
The problem is the neighbour isn't shy with his shot gun, thank god he's a shit shot or the dog would be dead 10 times over and of course I songsan the chickens mak mak.
I've even tried beating the fucker infront of a chook he'd just maimed, but its not going in his thick fucking skull.
Any ideas? He's got the thrill of the chase in his blood now, gonna be a tough nut to crack.