So I am sat here at work bored senseless, doing the same old thing that I was doing last year which just happens to be the same old thing that I'll likely be doing next year.
Sod that, I want to be a pirate. I think I'd be a good pirate, as in good hearted but a tad cheeky. I'd deliberately wind up authority figures, just for the sake of it. I'd have a monkey, not a parrot but a monkey. I'm not sure about the rum bit, I think I'd be more of an ale drinking pirate. I'd definitely be a clean shaven pirate because beards get itchy and look stupid. Also no eye patches, after all I have two perfectly good eyes.
I'm bored, humour me.