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    A bit of help please??

    A friend of my sister in-law has just got this bullshit email from some bank in Nigeria, she said that this Canadian guy has been talking to her and he wants to transfer 1.3 million US dollars to her account!! please read and advise,,,, i think its a load of SHIT..

    Attention:
    We equally confirm directive to see to the crediting of a total sum of US$$1.3 Million Dollars in your favor from our Customer.

    This office is in receipt of your Internationally transfer for a total sum of US Dollars (US$$1.3 Million Dollars) from our office. We processed the payment with our office based on the information which has been provided and confirm & correct by you to us,(CHEVRON PETROLUEM COMPANY NIGERIA) on behalf of their contract staff, which they have presented to us to perform the transfer of his payment salary fund of 3years.
    BANK TRANSFER STATEMENT

    ***INPUT MESSAGE TYPE: Customer Transfer
    ***ORDERING CUSTOMER: Chevron Petroluem Company Nigeria.
    ***TRANSACTION REFERENCE NO:

    ***FUND AMOUNT: US$1.300,000.00
    ***CURRENCY CODE: US Dollars ($)

    After meeting with board of the management of the bank today to collect the transfer and transaction information.

    They later find out that the COST OF TRANSFER (C.O.T) has not been settle and it is very imperative to settle that to enable the smooth transfer of fund to your account details below.



    Account Holder Name: Name removed here
    Account Number: removed
    Bank Name: Siam Commercial Bank Pubblic Company Limited
    Bank Branch: removed






    This what they told me that they will use the money to secure tracer which will make your money confirm into your account without going through any corresponding bank which will make it longer for your money to confirm or sometimes lost in transit. According to them they said that is the only COST OF TRANSFER that stopped them from transferring the money into your account today.

    The cost of transfer they told me is US$8,500.00, they said that the money should be paid from now to within 2-3working days by Beneficiary,It is very urgent.


    Please note that the said Cost Of Transfer fee (COT) is not Negotiable & canít be deductable from the said fund of the contract payment because it is not in our banking rules & laws, the instructions has been placed that all payment and contract payment fund should be transfer in whole fund. Please bear with us and understand better to instructions given to this office..

    Your urgent response to this message is highly needed.





    Regards,
    Dr. Paul Anderson
    Payment Officer,
    Remittance Dept,
    Cicso Finance Bank, Nigeria

    __________________________________________________ ____________

    Dr.Paul Anderson my fucking arse.... anyone else seen this?? something new??


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    It's legit. Send the money.

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    Quote Originally Posted by hafiz View Post
    It's legit. Send the money.
    Please expand your reply to more than 18 words you Nigerian waster

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    Quote Originally Posted by Thungsongsausage
    A bit of help please??
    You need help with what exactly.......?????????????

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    do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do it!

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    OP=troll of the first order (or eejit of the first order). Enough words?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Loy Toy View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Thungsongsausage
    A bit of help please??
    You need help with what exactly.......?????????????
    Help?? yes, i wonder why this forum has loads of members with 10,000 + posts and then very few members with less than 100 post

    All I wanted was your advice on whether you have seen this hit before??

    Cheers for the welcome to TEAKDOOR...

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    welcome.


    and never whine.

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    Quote Originally Posted by November Rain View Post
    OP=troll of the first order (or eejit of the first order). Enough words?
    What i am i trolling for???

    It has been cut and paste from an email......

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    You use a Nigerian Scammer as your first troll on here? C'mon, this isn't TV. Members here (with a few exceptions) have brains and know how to use them...

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    read the board and decide for yourself the average posters intelligence.

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    ^ I like his nick though

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    Quote Originally Posted by Thungsongsausage
    Cheers for the welcome to TEAKDOOR...
    Normally new members announce their arrival through the Teak Doors by way of the newbie lounge not with an "oh so obvious" cut and paste Nigerian scam mail.

    Again what do you need help with and by the way, (if your not a troll) welcome to Teak Door.

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    me too.

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    Members behave. Form an orderly queue. No shoving

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    Quote Originally Posted by hafiz
    read the board and decide for yourself the average posters intelligence.
    It's OK, Obs. I said 'a few exceptions'. I didn't mean you were one of the mass. God forbid anyone thought you had a brain...

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    thungsong -- look around. decide for yourself.

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    Quote Originally Posted by November Rain View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by hafiz
    read the board and decide for yourself the average posters intelligence.
    It's OK, Obs. I said 'a few exceptions'. I didn't mean you were one of the mass. God forbid anyone thought you had a brain...
    Is it obsidien NR?

    I thought it was the new Pakistani Cricket fast bowler (Imran Hafiz).

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    Call me imran.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Thungsongsausage
    A friend of my sister in-law

    After three. 1...............2.............3.............


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    Quote Originally Posted by Loy Toy
    Is it obsidien NR?
    As he said



    Quote Originally Posted by hafiz
    look around. decide for yourself.

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    this is fly shit, thung -- dont get high centered here.

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    ^^^ They say nine monks together at a ceremony is good luck mate but I don't think nine Barts throwing a brown eye means they same thing.

    Nice welcome butt!

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    BTW, LT regarding that other question...

    No idea, but I'm sure it's someone we've seen before.

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    this gives me another chance to use my scammer pic#

    great!

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