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    Must have been out of sheep....

    Sex ... a collie



    A WIFE came home early from the shops — and found her husband having sex with their collie dog in the kitchen.


    She called police who arrested him on suspicion of bestiality. But they let him off because of “insufficient evidence”.

    A friend said: “The whole investigation was a farce. A vet wasn’t even called.”
    The couple, in their forties from Banwell in Somerset, are now divorcing.
    You, sir, are a God among men....
    Short Men, who aren't terribly bright....
    More like dwarves with learning disabilities....
    You are a God among Dwarves With Learning Disabilities.

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    What does the wife look like?

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    A collie



    Some sheep



    Which has the most sex appeal?

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    Those sheep look like goats?

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    ^Hmmm, expert are you? although got to admit i did think they were goats, but never did see sheep in London so I'm not sure. Anyway, would it make any difference to your sex life if they were goats

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    goats are hornier

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    Quote Originally Posted by dirtydog
    Anyway, would it make any difference to your sex life if they were goats
    pobly not at all if one is inclined to that sort of thing. sheep and goats both smell terrible.
    If I was into that sort of thing I would choose like Mustavaclit for my premier bestiality experiment.

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    Mans best friend indeed ......... if it had been a pussy , it might have been more acceptable.

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    How is beastiality illegal. I think we just accept that it might be....show me the actual mandate {or legistation} that makes such a particular sexual preference illegal.

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    ^Must be illegal in the UK, if it wasn't Australia would only have aborigines there.

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    some of the best stories involve gots.... so I've heard

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    Are they mountin goats

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    ^No idea, wheres a kiwi when you need one

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    at home putting soap on the zipper so the sheep don't hear when he pulls it down.....

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    ^ That's the reason kilts were invented.

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    I'm from Llanelli where men are men and sheep are gorgeous... they are goats or very ugly indeed!

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    Quote Originally Posted by dirtydog
    No idea, wheres a kiwi when you need one
    somewhere amongst the lambs, PP has mentioned they don't struggle as much

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr Brown View Post
    Are they mountin goats
    no idea, didn't watch the video, but i suppose that, since dd posted the video, there would probably be an aussie mountin' the goats!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rural Surin View Post
    How is beastiality illegal. I think we just accept that it might be....show me the actual mandate {or legistation} that makes such a particular sexual preference illegal.
    Where's Butternuts when you need him... He would know...

    And DD, those are goats... Goats kick, sheep will just nuzzle you...

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    ^ I think it's covered under cruelty to animals legislation, but there are animal brothels in Denmark. (I shit you not)
    Animal brothels legal in Denmark | IceNews - Daily News

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    oh no

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    ^you worried a piccy of you might turn up when people start doing searches on beastiality in Denmark

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    ^^^This must be bullshit.

    Men might pay hookers for convenience since women can be quite high maintenance or the men simply can't pull.

    Dogs and goats ain't high maintenance neither do they play hard to get - shit they will even chase burglars and keep your lawn trimmed.

    Why would anybody pay for an hour with a goat when they can have their very own flossy chained up in the back yard, mowing the grass and she will never even have a headache or nag you to help a bit more round the house?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Looper View Post
    ^^^This must be bullshit.

    Men might pay hookers for convenience since women can be quite high maintenance or the men simply can't pull.

    Dogs and goats ain't high maintenance neither do they play hard to get - shit they will even chase burglars and keep your lawn trimmed.

    Why would anybody pay for an hour with a goat when they can have their very own flossy chained up in the back yard, mowing the grass and she will never even have a headache or nag you to help a bit more round the house?
    I think you'll find some do.
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    guys catch friend banging a donkey
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    The Seattle Times: Local News: Videotapes show bestiality, Enumclaw police say
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    Washington is one of 17 states that does not outlaw bestiality.
    Say what?
    and
    Sherborn teen charged with bestiality - Framingham, MA - The MetroWest Daily News

    and the best of all.

    » Lawyer Tries to Beat Client’s Beastiality Charge with Technicality - Blogger News Network
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    The man was arrested on “a misdemeanor charge of sexual gratification with an animal” after he was caught having sex with a dead deer on October 11th of this year.

    Seems a pretty popular past time, I must confess to having shagged a couple of bush pigs back in the day.

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    How Dare You!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dug View Post
    The man was arrested on “a misdemeanor charge of sexual gratification with an animal” after he was caught having sex with a dead deer on October 11th of this year.

    Seems a pretty popular past time, I must confess to having shagged a couple of bush pigs back in the day.
    Deer are the swingers of the animal world and are generally up for anything!





    Dead ones can be safer due those long pointy antlers


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