Thread: why British men like Thailand

A bird I used to knock about with in Thailand rung me recently, she'd moved to the UK with some fella and said, "Now I know why English man like Thailand."

She'd probably had a night out like this one.


Kapu


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Those taffys know how to have a good time dont they, isnt it.

Only difference I can see is the streets seem to be some cleaner over here, them people live like pigs.

why British men like Thailand ????

Because its about the only place left on earth where you can have a reasonable standard of living on the paltry pension you get from the Uk after 40 + years paying into the pension system !!!

Mini rant over !

Drunk Chavs and their fat birds. Disgusting!

Those pics are staged. I've never seen rubbish like that on British streets, which happen to be pretty damn clean these days.

On a wider point, the birds in the UK will continue to pork up until blokes start demanding parity - there's no way I'd ever fuck a bird who doesn't exercise and watch what they eat. British blokes need to gain some self respect, and stop bonking biggies.

Originally Posted by The Zapster

British blokes need to gain some self respect, and stop bonking biggies.

But what about for dares?

Originally Posted by The Zapster

British blokes need to gain some self respect, and stop bonking biggies.

You should check out Redrum's naked ex-girlfriend's naked picture thread.

Anyway some blokes like their woman big.

Originally Posted by Loy Toy

Originally Posted by The Zapster

British blokes need to gain some self respect, and stop bonking biggies.

You should check out Redrum's naked ex-girlfriend's naked picture thread.

Anyway some blokes like their woman big.

True, but mostly it's through desperation. The beer goggles have a lot to answer for.

Originally Posted by Moonraker

Originally Posted by The Zapster

British blokes need to gain some self respect, and stop bonking biggies.

But what about for dares?

Nope. There's no glory in doing that. The dare should be to go for a bird that way out of your league, not one that's a disgrace.

Originally Posted by Moonraker

But what about for dares?

Or at 2am when your blind pissed.

Originally Posted by The Zapster

Originally Posted by Moonraker

Originally Posted by The Zapster

British blokes need to gain some self respect, and stop bonking biggies.

But what about for dares?

Nope. There's no glory in doing that. The dare should be to go for a bird that way out of your league, not one that's a disgrace.

Incorrect.

There is loads of glory shagging a monster for a dare, it gives you loadsa respect from the lads. When I stayed in Greece I shagged a girl who was affectionately known as "Beer belly Bev", what a night that was and she turned out to be a good lass who became one of the lads.

Of course it's great to score a stunner, but it's just not the same as scoring a "Beer belly Bev"

As a one off for a dare fair comment, but regular it ain't going to happen.

Cheers

Originally Posted by blackgang

Only difference I can see is the streets seem to be some cleaner over here, them people live like pigs.

Another classic!

Most British men have already left the UK, and the rest are saving up.

Originally Posted by sabang

Most British men have already left the UK, and the rest are saving up.

Well spotted.

Originally Posted by Happyman

Because its about the only place left on earth where you can have a reasonable standard of living on the paltry pension you get from the Uk after 40 + years paying into the pension system !!!

Happyman the money you paid all those years was never invested for your pension ,it was squandered for other projects, you are being paid by current subscribers!! Ponzi scheme?

PIGS, fcking animals the lot of them.
Bring back conscription and Dads army. that'll sort em out.

Anywhere there is a nightclub you see scenes like this. Desperation leads men to discos where there is a very remote ( and I do mean remote ) chance of chatting up a wet gooey hole to play with. Those that fail ' to score ' are the ones that drink the heaviest and end up cluttering up the streets outside in the wee hours.

Whereas in Thailand.........has anybody ever failed to get laid......I think not.

Had a mate, very well off in his mid 30's, nice big Merc sports car, own business and not unattractive, would come over here every two months to get hisself shagged because he said in the UK it was choice between hookers or fugly blimps.

No wonder all the Bike & car magazines are full of adverts for phone sex wanking material, if you can't afford a 100 quid hooker its out with the palm and 5 fingered alternative I guess.

^
that's pretty sad.

For DD: Why British (English) men like Thailand? Heh...'cause Noi from Issan says he's sooo big?

Whereas Sharon from Essex says "Have you started yet?"