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    Woman bites off lover's penis in car crash




    A secretary involved in an affair with her boss reportedly bit off her lover's penis while performing oral sex in a car.

    Sin Chew Daily and China Press reports that the painful incident occurred in a park in Singapore where the couple met after work.

    The 30-year-old secretary was performing oral sex on her boss when the car was shunted by a reversing van. According to the China Press, the impact of the crash caused the woman to bite off her lover’s organ.

    To make matters worse, the pair had been followed to the park by a private detective hired by the man’s suspicious wife, reports ANI.

    The investigator was quoted by Star Online as saying minutes after seeing the couple get into the car, it began to shake violently. After the vehicle was hit by the van, he heard a loud scream and the woman emerged with her mouth covered in blood.

    The investigator called an ambulance to take the man to hospital. The secretary followed her lover there having recovered the severed part of his penis.

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    Quote Originally Posted by somtamslap
    the pair had been followed to the park by a private detective
    No worries then. He's trained in the art of detecting privates.

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    Quote Originally Posted by somtamslap
    Sin Chew Daily
    Is this real?

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    isn't oral sex a crime in sigapore?

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    ^ Didn't you mean Cigarpore Happy?

    Well for the secretary she obviously bit off more than she could chew.

    I also reckon she's off the Christmas bonus list as well.

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    Quote Originally Posted by good2bhappy
    isn't oral sex a crime in sigapore?
    Thought that was chewing gum.

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    ^ It's not a big issue in Singapore . . . . BOOM-TISH!!!



    The latest ruling I remember is that it is NOT illegal if it leads to copulation.

    Weird, but true.

    Singapore has a very low birth rate and now that they have discovered bjs the boys are simply too lazy to continue the path to making little Singaporeans.

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