800 RMB for a shag......that's more expensive than Singapore

**slimboyfat** · 06-05-2009, 06:38 PM

So it looks like I will just be drinking and posting here rather than enjoying the hotel spa facilities here in Ningbo, China

**Spin** · 06-05-2009, 06:49 PM

Why not crack one off to some porn first and then go meet a lady, at least you'll get your monies worth by not have your gun go off too quickly

**slimboyfat** · 06-05-2009, 07:05 PM

I don't have 800 RMB

**slimboyfat** · 06-05-2009, 07:06 PM

well i do. I have 950 RMB but when I get back home my wife may ask me what I spent 800 RMB on. And I wouldn't have a satisfactory answer

**Norton** · 06-05-2009, 07:09 PM

Originally Posted by slimboyfat

I don't have 800 RMB

Wander outside the hotel for a bit. Bound to run across an opportunist who is willing to negotiate a reasonable price.

**NickA** · 06-05-2009, 07:37 PM

Ever thought of trying to pull.

**slimboyfat** · 06-05-2009, 07:42 PM

I hadn't really considered a prostitute either as I am now a changed man.

I just happened to be talking to a Singaporean friend on MSN and he volunteered to call the hotel sauna and find out the price for me.

**Spin** · 06-05-2009, 08:21 PM

Originally Posted by slimboyfat

And I wouldn't have a satisfactory answer

Tell her that you spent the money on a fortune teller who said you would soon win the lottery. Chicks love that mumbo-jumbo.

**DrAndy** · 06-05-2009, 08:46 PM

Hotel Sauna!! I would have thought that sort of service is always more expensive than anything else

as said,try a bar

**slimboyfat** · 06-05-2009, 08:56 PM

I don't think they have bars here. Saunas and huge Chinese KTV nightclubs

**blackgang** · 06-05-2009, 09:19 PM

OK How much is RMB to the Yank $ now.

**slimboyfat** · 06-05-2009, 09:24 PM

Not sure, but I had a yank for free just now

**slimboyfat** · 06-05-2009, 09:26 PM

800 RMB is US$118

**blackgang** · 06-05-2009, 10:22 PM

Damn. thats mighty spendy pussy, but don't seem the RMB has changed much since I was last there, about 10 years ago I think and it was 8=$1 then, or close anyway.
well you have fun anyway.

**slimboyfat** · 06-05-2009, 10:39 PM

mighty spendy pussy

I will try and use that phrase when i get back to Singers

**blackgang** · 06-05-2009, 11:18 PM

I knew a guy that I worked with in Portland and he went to Nam for Pacific Inland Navigation that was doing some water borne supply there and must have been late 60s or early 70 he finished and came to Thailand for Philco/Ford and was supposed to have been at a generating station of some sort, and then he was in Singapore in about the mid 70s and was supposed to have married a Singapore girl and has some fishing boats and an import/export thing going, Now this Singapore story was told to me, as I lost track of him in Nam, by a guy at a union meeting in Portland, told me that he was on a Singapore air that stopped at Singapore and he had found this guy and said that he was the only Randolph in the phone book so he was easy to find.
Have you ever heard of this guy, name was Paul?

**daveboy** · 06-05-2009, 11:55 PM

^
Long shoot

**barbaro** · 07-05-2009, 12:02 AM

Originally Posted by slimboyfat

So it looks like I will just be drinking and posting here rather than enjoying the hotel spa facilities here in Ningbo, China

OK, I'm ignorant on the RMB exchange rate.

How much we talking about, Kid?

**barbaro** · 07-05-2009, 12:03 AM

^ OH, $118.

That's too high.

**Chairman Mao** · 07-05-2009, 12:28 AM

China? All the barbers are knocking shops, been a few years but believe it's about the same as here - 1000B - about 200 yuan.

Heaps and heaps of little massage/knobing shops with the pink lights outside. Every little village has one. Not discreet either. Big pink neon lights outside. Can't miss em.

**nedwalk** · 07-05-2009, 07:32 AM

Originally Posted by slimboyfat

my wife may ask me what I spent 800 RMB on.

tell her you got very drunk

**blackgang** · 07-05-2009, 08:08 AM

Originally Posted by daveboy

Long shoot

Yea, I know, thats the worst thing about getting old, afraid to call old friends, sum bitches is dead or in a bad way and then it makes me feel bad.
Guy I worked with for years all over the place has a really nice place he built down on the cape in S. Baja and a 24 foot Panga with a 200 horse Outboard and beach front property, he is now at his daughters place in Washington with a tumor in his lungs and Chemo and radium, afraid he will be like one of my wives, she had the same thing and after all the fucking around she only lasted 2 years, another friend, the guy that helped me get sober is blind and younger than me, the guy that taught me to weld and got me my first welders job has had a couple strokes and is half blind, my oldest friend I have had since I was a little kid can't walk, it ain't me getting old that wrong, but my friends being all dead of fucked up is the problem.

**Cujo** · 07-05-2009, 08:46 AM

should get a soapy in the sauna for no more than RMB400 1 1/12 hours

**kingwilly** · 07-05-2009, 08:55 AM

Originally Posted by slimboyfat

I don't think they have bars here. Saunas and huge Chinese KTV nightclubs

its all about the karaoke

not family. try executive.

**terry57** · 07-05-2009, 10:07 AM

Just beat off Fatboy, foking heaps better matey.

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