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    Does Childbirth affect "Grip?"

    Quote Originally Posted by somtamslap
    The doctor's been saying "oh, anyday now
    opt for a caesarian

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    Quote Originally Posted by good2bhappy
    opt for a caesarian
    Damn straight, fucking A,, saves a lot of wear and tear on the pussy, remember, thats the only one she gonna get so ya better make it last.

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    First -- kegal exesizes...

    Second have you ever contemplated having ya guts opened up just so you could save some wear and tear on your knob .... didn't think so

    Ive gone through 4 births and there has been very little change in the 'tunnel of love' so please let nature take its course unless there is a problem .. then rip her open as fast as you can.

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    Quote Originally Posted by good2bhappy
    opt for a caesarian
    Have thought about it, but she's actually due about now so we'll wait for a bit. The Mrs is tres big though, she's a biiiiiig women.



    Quote Originally Posted by blackgang
    Damn straight, fucking A,, saves a lot of wear and tear on the pussy, remember, thats the only one she gonna get so ya better make it last.
    It'll be like throwing a sausage down the M1, I'll just have to grow a bigger nob.

    Quote Originally Posted by Katana
    so please let nature take its course unless there is a problem ..
    That's our intention, although a trip to the docs yesterday showed my wife had put on 4 kilo's in 1 week, I'm a little concerened about that to say the least.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Katana
    Ive gone through 4 births and there has been very little change in the 'tunnel of love' so please let nature take its course unless there is a problem ..
    No shit, You have, then you must be some tough broad,, my one wife quit at 3 and said no more of that shit, and it damn sure does take a toll.
    Lots of dollars done in Pelvic floor repair and some shit I don't even know what the talking about, but it does take a toll.

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    Second have you ever contemplated having ya guts opened up just so you could save some wear and tear on your knob
    No, but if there was something the size of a rugby ball going to come out of it I damn sure would, you bet your ass on that.

    I had an ol lady that had had 2 kids and they were grown and she had them Cesarean and it was such a tight pussy that it almost hurt to get it in her, so do not tell me that it don't change the quality of the pussy, cause you either don't know or full of shit.

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    You tell em BG.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Katana
    Ive gone through 4 births and there has been very little change in the 'tunnel of love' so please let nature take its course unless there is a problem .. then rip her open as fast as you can.
    well, you did put on a little weight

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    Quote Originally Posted by blackgang View Post
    No shit, You have, then you must be some tough broad,, my one wife quit at 3 and said no more of that shit, and it damn sure does take a toll.
    Lots of dollars done in Pelvic floor repair and some shit I don't even know what the talking about, but it does take a toll.

    No, but if there was something the size of a rugby ball going to come out of it I damn sure would, you bet your ass on that.

    I had an ol lady that had had 2 kids and they were grown and she had them Cesarean and it was such a tight pussy that it almost hurt to get it in her, so do not tell me that it don't change the quality of the pussy, cause you either don't know or full of shit.
    Um Im sorry but I was with her from 15 till 36 and 4 kids later it was the same and no Iam the opposite of Holmes. We had 4 kids over 12 years and after the 4th girl she was happy if that was the last but didn't want to use birth control.

    She did not do any exersize nor needed any surgery. She was aprox 50kg 5ft2in and could never be called big although in the last few years together she did have some extra cuddle area.

    obviously i don't know and am full of shit ... oh ahhh my last missus (thai) had never had a kid and my current missus (Laos) has had 2 and she is the vice grip out of my 3 long term relationships .... but maybe I'm senile

    what ever I was always happy with these 3 special women in the bed area. If only the rest of life was as easy.

    hang on Ive looked through the chang haze and how does this gell with 15 day entry stamps ?

    sorry dudes ive gone way off track




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    well, you did put on a little weight[/quote]

    hey I don't do things half way i put on 3 elephants worth ...


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    They tend to sew things up to ensure a snug fit after childbirth, so you'll be OK. Just make sure the doctor knows you're a westerner or they might stitch it up too tight and you'll never get it in there again.

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    ^ after the pain of natural child birth that might be an option she would go for!

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    Shit I thought it was about visa runs not having some damn kid

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    ^ Well you know how any conversation among guys always turns to pussy, how big, how small and how much of it.

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    i asked the doc to throw in a couple more stitches and the mid wife gave me a slap i mean if i knew i was gonna play in a cathederal i woulda bought a bigger organ

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    outta bullets again^, but funny

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    I think that every woman is different and how their body recovers after child birth. I have know some teen girls who could give birth to a bowling ball and other woman who have had children that are physically quite small. Some woman have stretch marks and others have no signs of going through child birth.

    I have been present at 2 natural child births and noted the doctor cut the area between the birth canal and the anus called the perineum which can tear during child birth. If this area is firstly cut and tearing doesn't take place then it will heal quickly.

    I am not aware of any other procedure which tightens the vagina apart from exercises the woman does and after childbirth.

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    Quote Originally Posted by blackgang View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Katana
    Ive gone through 4 births and there has been very little change in the 'tunnel of love' so please let nature take its course unless there is a problem ..
    No shit, You have, then you must be some tough broad,, my one wife quit at 3 and said no more of that shit, and it damn sure does take a toll.
    Lots of dollars done in Pelvic floor repair and some shit I don't even know what the talking about, but it does take a toll.

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    Second have you ever contemplated having ya guts opened up just so you could save some wear and tear on your knob
    No, but if there was something the size of a rugby ball going to come out of it I damn sure would, you bet your ass on that.

    I had an ol lady that had had 2 kids and they were grown and she had them Cesarean and it was such a tight pussy that it almost hurt to get it in her, so do not tell me that it don't change the quality of the pussy, cause you either don't know or full of shit.
    Not all women are the same, ya moron.

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    Not all women are the same, ya moron.
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    No shit Sherlock, well the 6 I been married to were damn sure different from each other and only 2 were worth a shit, first one was OK and the one I got now is a keeper.
    But I am not young anymore so I have no need to wander off to who knows where.

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    Quote Originally Posted by blackgang View Post
    Not all women are the same, ya moron.
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    No shit Sherlock, well the 6 I been married to were damn sure different from each other and only 2 were worth a shit, first one was OK and the one I got now is a keeper.
    But I am not young anymore so I have no need to wander off to who knows where.
    Perhaps it's not 'your' women to be suspect. Perhaps it's your quantity {size} that's lacking.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Loy Toy View Post
    I have been present at 2 natural child births and noted the doctor cut the area between the birth canal and the anus called the perineum which can tear during child birth.
    Also known as the chin rest.

    Quote Originally Posted by Loy Toy View Post
    If this area is firstly cut and tearing doesn't take place then it will heal quickly.
    The latest thinking is let it tear naturally, as it heals stronger apparently. At least that's what they told Mrs Ast and I. Either way it doesn't sound very pleasant.

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    Quote Originally Posted by astasinim
    The latest thinking is let it tear naturally, as it heals stronger apparently.
    Mate if it tears I have heard it takes months to heal correctly and can tear again later.

    What they did with my missus was cut it with a scalpel, baby born and then stitch it after they have removed the after-birth.

    Quote Originally Posted by astasinim
    Also known as the chin rest.
    Perfect terminology.

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    My ex had no problems after having our two naturally - however I will always remember her telling her younger sister about the feeling during giving birth

    " like trying to shit a bowling ball "


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    Does Childbirth affect "Grip?"


    I remember the grip things you could hold. You could squeeze them. Also there are grip balls, but I don't know if they work.

    You want to start working out.

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    Quote Originally Posted by nedwalk View Post
    i asked the doc to throw in a couple more stitches and the mid wife gave me a slap i mean if i knew i was gonna play in a cathederal i woulda bought a bigger organ
    signed on just to green ya, but couldn't here ya go anyway
    most Thai doctors want to get it over as soon as possible and on their schedule of convenience so they push a cesarean and extol the virtues of such a procedure to the hubby knowing he is a horn dog...Not that it isn't true mind you..

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    Horse Doctor would love this thread!!

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