Is There A Real Doctor In The House?

**Missismiggins** · 01-05-2009, 11:32 PM

Originally Posted by Rural Surin

Hypochondriac

Or Malingerer!

I hope one day you will suffer the pain of an anal intrusion!

Belive me, after an antibiotic up the arse, you will not feel like dancing!

**Missismiggins** · 01-05-2009, 11:38 PM

Originally Posted by NickA

Originally Posted by Missismiggins

Not as much as you appear to enjoy a fucking prick in your face!

Oh, good come back

Let's not get too personal - enjoy life, it tends to be too short, and ranting on the internet is to be honest a futile occupation (believe me..I tried and lost) , it is not worth the time spent typing the crap on the keyboard!

So, I've got a poxy arm, you have a poxy avatar, let's call it quits! ( mines not much better- and even that is debatable) Let's not start a shit match over nothing!

In the last month alone I have lost my right little finger, admittedly due to stupidity on my behalf, have been stung repeatedly on my face hands and body by creatures that I mean't no harm to, and now I have a dose of shit knows what from a damn tree!

I really don't want an argument to end the day, as it has been so peaceful up to now!

**Propagator** · 01-05-2009, 11:38 PM

Originally Posted by November Rain

That seems to show that inanimate objects can carry transferred bacteria from humans.

Of course that is true, but most commonly the bacteria is on the skin or in the nose. It could even be that Missis M infected herself

Staphylococcus aureus - golden staph

Staphylococcus aureus, or S. aureus, is a common bacterium that lives on the skin or in the nose. It is sometimes called ‘golden staph’. In most situations, S. aureus is harmless. If it enters the body through a cut in the skin, it can cause a range of mild to severe infections, which may cause death in some cases.

How S. aureus is spread
S. aureus is commonly carried on the skin or in the nose of healthy people. Around two to three out of every tenpeople carry the bacterium in their noses. This is known as ‘colonisation’ – the bacteria are present but do not cause infection. The arm pits (axilla), groin and under skin folds are other places S. aureus likes to inhabit.

S. aureus can be spread by skin-on-skin contact or by touching contaminated surfaces. Poor personal hygiene and not covering open wounds can lead to infection with S. aureus. Thorough handwashing and good housekeeping, such as damp dusting, are important as S. aureus is part of our environment

**November Rain** · 01-05-2009, 11:39 PM

Originally Posted by Missismiggins

you are not a physics or bioligy teacher by any chance?

Nope. I take care of sick dogs.

Which, of course means I'm eminently qualified to answer questions specific to you, MissusM.

**November Rain** · 01-05-2009, 11:41 PM

Originally Posted by Propagator

It could even be that Missis M infected herself

Originally Posted by Propagator

S. aureus can be spread by skin-on-skin contact or by touching contaminated surfaces. Poor personal hygiene and not covering open wounds can lead to infection with S. aureus. Thorough handwashing and good housekeeping, such as damp dusting, are important as S. aureus is part of our environment

Or that some dirty bugger was picking his nose and wiped it on the tree.

Shit, I'm sorry. I forgot myself. That could never happen. We're in Thailand...

**NickA** · 01-05-2009, 11:44 PM

Originally Posted by Missismiggins

So, I've got a poxy arm, you have a poxy avatar, let's call it quits! ( mines not much better- and even that is debatable) Let's not start a shit match over nothing!

He says "Peace"

**Missismiggins** · 01-05-2009, 11:51 PM

Originally Posted by Propagator

Originally Posted by November Rain

That seems to show that inanimate objects can carry transferred bacteria from humans.

Of course that is true, but most commonly the bacteria is on the skin or in the nose. It could even be that Missis M infected herself

Staphylococcus aureus - golden staph

Staphylococcus aureus, or S. aureus, is a common bacterium that lives on the skin or in the nose. It is sometimes called ‘golden staph’. In most situations, S. aureus is harmless. If it enters the body through a cut in the skin, it can cause a range of mild to severe infections, which may cause death in some cases.

How S. aureus is spread
S. aureus is commonly carried on the skin or in the nose of healthy people. Around two to three out of every tenpeople carry the bacterium in their noses. This is known as ‘colonisation’ – the bacteria are present but do not cause infection. The arm pits (axilla), groin and under skin folds are other places S. aureus likes to inhabit.

S. aureus can be spread by skin-on-skin contact or by touching contaminated surfaces. Poor personal hygiene and not covering open wounds can lead to infection with S. aureus. Thorough handwashing and good housekeeping, such as damp dusting, are important as S. aureus is part of our environment

You are just like Father Christmas, the cheer you bring me! Wheres the Vallium!!!

**Missismiggins** · 01-05-2009, 11:53 PM

Originally Posted by NickA

Originally Posted by Missismiggins

So, I've got a poxy arm, you have a poxy avatar, let's call it quits! ( mines not much better- and even that is debatable) Let's not start a shit match over nothing!

He says "Peace"

Seconded!

**Missismiggins** · 01-05-2009, 11:58 PM

Originally Posted by November Rain

Originally Posted by Propagator

It could even be that Missis M infected herself

Originally Posted by Propagator

S. aureus can be spread by skin-on-skin contact or by touching contaminated surfaces. Poor personal hygiene and not covering open wounds can lead to infection with S. aureus. Thorough handwashing and good housekeeping, such as damp dusting, are important as S. aureus is part of our environment

Or that some dirty bugger was picking his nose and wiped it on the tree.

Shit, I'm sorry. I forgot myself. That could never happen. We're in Thailand...

Shit you make me laugh at times, perish the thought!
No one picks their nose in the Land of Smiles..err, I remember one exception, maybe it wasn't a snot hunt, maybe a nasal drip, but anyway, one cannot mention it in polite company for fear of being boiled alive in acid!......"what nasal drip...oh you mean heare...please for gods sake don't ever put that on a poster, explain it away as sweat, the poor people will swallow it!

**dirtydog** · 02-05-2009, 12:01 AM

There's been some good advice here, I would just like to add, when putting the plastic tie round your ball bag be carefull not to get the skin caught in the little notch things, that would take your mind off of your arm though, also have you thought about your will and does TeakDoor get any of it?

**rotator** · 02-05-2009, 12:23 AM

Originally Posted by dirtydog

There's been some good advice here, I would just like to add, when putting the plastic tie round your ball bag be carefull not to get the skin caught in the little notch things, that would take your mind off of your arm though, also have you thought about your will and does TeakDoor get any of it?

Sounds like the voice of experience

**sabang** · 02-05-2009, 12:28 AM

You of all people should consider BUPA Gold, Miggins.

Given the rate your arm is inflating, get thee to a Hospital. They are cheap, and only moderately nasty.

If it is still inflating at an alarming rate, wake up the wife and go now.

**Missismiggins** · 02-05-2009, 12:50 AM

Sadly,
when all was going well, some bastard creature decided to sting me in the foot!
ENOUGH! I really have had enough!
I give in I have an arm like an elephnts foot, , and just when all seemed well, I have been stung on the foot by some bastard LIBERAL Insect!!!

**Missismiggins** · 02-05-2009, 12:53 AM

Actualy the swelling seems to be inversely associated with beer...i.e the more beer I drink, the less my arm swells.....tomorrow is a new day!

**Missismiggins** · 02-05-2009, 01:01 AM

Originally Posted by sabang

You of all people should consider BUPA Gold, Miggins.

Given the rate your arm is inflating, get thee to a Hospital. They are cheap, and only moderately nasty.

If it is still inflating at an alarming rate, wake up the wife and go now.

I had BUPA for 10 years, never used them never wanted to, the NHS was good enough!
Bupa was sort of an ELITE, and to be really honest, I was taken into Strathclyde hospital a few years back with a suspected heart attack. I didn't pull the BUPA stunt, I stayed in a regular ward, and I couldn't fault the service, BUPA is a waste of money, the regular doctors and nurses were just fine!
Apart from allowing me to smoke?

Anyone kinow if there are ahtrays in the BUPA wards?

**Propagator** · 02-05-2009, 01:04 AM

Originally Posted by Propagator

You appear to be a walking disaster zone with all the escapades that you have been through.

I think that this needs requoting

in light of the above post

**Spin** · 02-05-2009, 01:05 AM

Originally Posted by Missismiggins

the wifes mother ( old bastard probably wants me dead )

Now why on earth would she be thinking something like that?

**nidhogg** · 02-05-2009, 11:11 AM

Seriously, get thee to a doctor. Penatrating wounds that become infected really, really should not be treated lightly.

**kingwilly** · 02-05-2009, 12:15 PM

Originally Posted by Milkman

Go to a doctor. Period.

but picture thread and poll first please.

**DrAndy** · 02-05-2009, 01:37 PM

Originally Posted by Missismiggins

Sadly,
when all was going well, some bastard creature decided to sting me in the foot!
ENOUGH! I really have had enough!
I give in I have an arm like an elephnts foot, , and just when all seemed well, I have been stung on the foot by some bastard LIBERAL Insect!!!

oh dear, sorry to hear that

you have to be careful in the tropics as any slight wound or sting can become something much more serious very quickly

did you see the insect? if you can identify it, then you would be able to say if it was one of those that can be indoctrinated by the zionist jews, who are out to get you. The Israelis, in particular, are very adept at using insect warfare, and the chemicals they use are often deadly and untreatable

The other scenario would be that the insect was bred by someone with a lower IQ than you and who is jealous of your intelligence.

get to a doctor quick, and let him know the possible problems

**Marmite the Dog** · 02-05-2009, 01:54 PM

Is the rest of Miggins dead yet, or is it still only the brain?

**DrAndy** · 02-05-2009, 02:00 PM

The brain is certainly atrophied

Near the start of this thread, he quoted my post and totally missed the whole point of it - all he could think about was the needles in his arse

sad bastard

**kingwilly** · 02-05-2009, 02:08 PM

would it be rude to say that I hope the infection kills him?

**DrAndy** · 02-05-2009, 02:38 PM

yes KW, it would

I am sure that we at Teakdoor believe in equality and tolerance

Death is too easy an option, maybe several months of pain and degradation would give him time to contemplate what life is all about

**mrsquirrel** · 02-05-2009, 05:58 PM

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