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    Why don't people streak anymore?

    Used to be a great laugh. Quietly sitting around the telly with the family watching cricket or footy when suddenly some twat decides to tear off across the pitch in their birthday suit. Todgers merrily swaying to the rhythm of pounding feet, flabby white arses getting their first taste of the sun...even better when the girls got into it, some of those '70's boobs finally untethered flying around like they have a mind of their own and those bushes! Christ, you could see them from the kitchen on a portable tv!

    I think there should be a concerted effort to bring back this near fogotten sport. To help the world get over worrying about dying of fish flu or a black man running the USA or eating out of skips.

    Unfortunatly I cannot - due to running out of breath before even reaching the fence - do it. Someone young has to take hold of the mantle and lead on.

    Any takers?

    I have no idea how Thais would view this sort of behaviour, they don't play sport anyway.
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    I only thought of this matter as for some reason I kept singing the song to myself all day.

    Something you should know about The Streak Lyrics

    Title: Ray Stevens - The Streak lyrics

    Artist: Ray Stevens Lyrics

    Visitors: 641 visitors have hited The Streak Lyrics since May 27, 2008.


    (Reporter):
    Hello, everyone, this is your action news reporter with all the news
    that is news across the nation, on the scene at the supermarket. There
    seems to have been some disturbance here. Pardon me, sir, did you see
    what happened?

    (Witness):
    Yeah, I did. I's standin' overe there by the tomaters, and here he
    come, running through the pole beans, through the fruits and vegetables,
    nekkid as a jay bird. And I hollered over t' Ethel, I said, "Don't
    look, Ethel!" But it's too late, she'd already been incensed.

    (Chorus)
    Here he comes, look at that, look at that
    There he goes, look at that, look at that
    And he ain't wearin' no clothes

    Oh, yes, they call him the Streak
    Look at that, look at that
    Fastest thing on two feet
    Look at that, look at that
    He's just as proud as he can be
    Of his anatomy
    He goin' give us a peek

    Oh, yes, they call him the Streak
    Look at that, look at that
    He likes to show off his physique
    Look at that, look at that
    If there's an audience to be found
    He'll be streakin' around
    Invitin' public critique

    (Reporter):
    This is your action news reporter once again, and we're here at the gas
    station. Pardon me, sir, did you see what happened?

    (Witness):
    Yeah, I did. I's just in here gettin my car checked, he just appeared
    out of the traffic. Come streakin' around the grease rack there, didn't
    have nothin' on but a smile. I looked in there, and Ethel was gettin'
    her a cold drink. I hollered, "Don't look, Ethel!" But it was too
    late. She'd already been mooned. Flashed her right there in front of
    the shock absorbers.

    (Chorus)
    He ain't crude, look at that, look at that
    He ain't lewd, look at that, look at that
    He's just in the mood to run in the nude

    Oh, yes, they call him the Streak
    Look at that, look at that
    He likes to turn the other cheek
    Look at that, look at that
    He's always makin' the news
    Wearin' just his tennis shoes
    Guess you could call him unique

    (Reporter):
    Once again, your action news reporter in the booth at the gym, covering
    the disturbance at the basketball playoff. Pardon me, sir, did you see
    what happened?

    (Witness):
    Yeah, I did. Half time, I's just goin' down thar to get Ethel a snow
    cone. And here he come, right out of the cheap seats, dribbling, right
    down the middle of the court. Didn't have on nothing but his PF's.
    Made a hook shot and got out through the concessions stand. I hollered up
    at Ethel, I said, "Don't look, Ethel!" But it was too late. She'd
    already got a free shot. Grandstandin', right there in front of the
    home team.

    (Chorus) (Witness):
    Oh, yes, they call him the Streak Here he comes again.
    Look at that, look at that Who's that with him?
    The fastest thing on two feet Ethel? Is that you, Ethel?
    Look at that, look at that What do you think you're
    He's just as proud as he can be doin'? You git your
    Of his anatomy clothes on!
    He's gonna give us a peek

    Oh, yes, they call him the Streak Ethel! Where you goin'?
    Look at that, look at that Ethel, you shameless
    He likes to show off his physique hussy! Say it isn't so,
    Look at that, look at that Ethel! Ethelllllll!!!
    If there's an audience to be found
    He'll be streakin' around
    Invitin' public critique

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    I agree, it was a totally harmless sport that added a bit of colour to otherwise boring sporting events. Some times even the good ones.

    Lets bring it back!

    Bung, If you do it at the next red shirts rally, I'll do it next week at the yellow shirt event!

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    It went away because the spoilsports in the media all agreed to stop covering it. It still happens occasionally but it doesn't get shown. It's a bit like ITV not showing the ring girls at boxing any more, you catch the occasional glimpse of them sitting outside the ring, but never parading with the numbers.

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    Back home you see naked people all the time, in the summer there are naked and topless girls on most beaches,
    every newspaper more or less have naked girly photos every day,
    in every gas station, 7-11, kiosk, supermarkets with news-stands, there are porno magazines displayed with all hanging out and in!,
    on buses, advertising boards and like, you have exposed body parts,
    in most movies and on lots of tv programs they show naked people,
    cabel providers show free full blown porn after midnight.

    It's not that I mind, I like to look at sexy girls as much as the next man, but I suppose with all this nudety around most people would hardly even notice a streaker, it certainly would not be a novelty.


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    Quote Originally Posted by The Fresh Prince
    I agree, it was a totally harmless sport that added a bit of colour to otherwise boring sporting events
    Yes there needs to be more lady streakers at English sporting events such as Wimbledon.

    The crowd got a bit bored after hearing Cliff Richards sing 20 renditions of "Living Doll" and when it was pissing down raining.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Loy Toy View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by The Fresh Prince
    I agree, it was a totally harmless sport that added a bit of colour to otherwise boring sporting events
    Yes there needs to be more lady streakers at English sporting events such as Wimbledon.

    The crowd got a bit bored after hearing Cliff Richards sing 20 renditions of "Living Doll" and when it was pissing down raining.
    Why just not make a rule that the girls have to play topless, that Williams girl with the big mammaries sure would make my eyes hurt trying to watch the ball and her frontage going every which where at the same time
    Ohh yes I almost forgot, when raining we could then look at slow motion repeats of the important points again and again

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Fresh Prince View Post
    I agree, it was a totally harmless sport that added a bit of colour to otherwise boring sporting events. Some times even the good ones.

    Lets bring it back!

    Bung, If you do it at the next red shirts rally, I'll do it next week at the yellow shirt event!
    Thanks for the warning

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    Fvck the Williams sisters!

    Now some of those female Russian tennis players and that Yugoslavian girl would make things interesting.

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    I'll read teh thread later. To answer the title question: Because they're all old fat and ugly?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Loy Toy View Post
    Fvck the Williams sisters!

    Now some of those female Russian tennis players and that Yugoslavian girl would make things interesting.
    I am sure I can find you a pair of Russian "ball" players next time we do a "walkabout" mate
    G.night

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    reserve team players streaking at womens beach volleyball would be interesting

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    Now that black and white shot is pure 70's original streaking c/w white arse!

    But yes, don't need to see any shots of blokes streaking.

    A mate did it at some rugby sevens thing in singapore and got locked up for the night. He still had the top half of his costume on. he can run like fcuk, made it right to the other side befor they dropped him Top marks.

    Shame the boring PC world aren't allowed to televise it any more, so I guess it does happen but can't let the kiddies see. Just like the fights at the football in the old days, they used to just show that and to hell what was happening in the game.


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