Originally Posted by taxexile
I give up, think I,ll phone a friend
Originally Posted by taxexile
I give up, think I,ll phone a friend
Oh well, I'll just hack off my ankles and an arm. That should make flying much more comfortable.
Nothing to do with Boeing. The seats / IFE systems are selected by the Airlines, Boeing only installs them. Basically when you purchase a plane, all you buy from Boeing is the "cigar tube" you fill it with what you want...Originally Posted by DaffyDuck
Or 15lbs of ugly fat, above your shoulders that isOriginally Posted by Marmite the Dog
If you are that overweight then you should be flying in business anyway.Originally Posted by Marmite the Dog
I'm tall and broad. The seats are too short, and narrow for my shoulders. My arse has no problem fitting in the seat.Originally Posted by English Noodles
Originally Posted by Marmite the Dog
Old Ditty (actually refers to a shithouse but similar)
This bloody round house is no good at all, the seat is too high and the hole is too small. the only thing is in obvious retort, your ASS is too big and your legs are too short
You are a thick kunt aren't you, and you cut the quote to serve your purpose, the man was a powerhouse because of his genes, not because he was fat, he was not fat and you should have seen his dad, he was even larger and a pro strong man..he weighed almost 400 and worked everyday with my father as labor on a WPA gang after the depression of 1929.Originally Posted by taxexile
I have similar issuesOriginally Posted by Marmite the Dog
Indians, Arabs, should have to pay more because they smell like turds as well they like blowing up planes
Unable to properly buckle the seatbelt using a single seatbelt extender!!!! Not seatbelt, bur seatbelt extender!!!Originally Posted by Spin
My last flight from Cagayan de Oro to Cebu . . . an extremely obese woman and her extremely obese son in his 20s had to be assigned a row each - twin-prop 2x2 seater - and still needed TWO seatbelt exrenders . . .
The flight wa snot completely full but people had to swap seats so that these two could have a row each to themselves . . . and they insisted on sitting in the same row, separated by the aisle.
Had the plane been full what would the airlines have done?
Too right, charge them an extra seat each . . . and before anyone tries to guess the nationality: Filipino.
Yep, long time coming and fat bastards should be made to fly in first class so us peasants don't have to look at there fat foking arses.
Nothing worse than having some fat pusser squeeze his fat foking body into an economy sized seat.
PISS THEM OFF UP TO THE POINTY END.
Only fair innit.
Oxymoron.Originally Posted by Marmite the Dog
^ More like moron
This ruling is unlikely to affect E. Turd.
A pro rugby player (especially League) is one of the most athletic sportsmen around.Originally Posted by EmperorTud
More turd from Tuddles.
A pro rugby player can also afford to travel first class in the fat bstard size seats
That was one of the main reasons I hated working in the Mid East, the planes out of Heathrow were such nasty smelling cattlecars, A BA stewardess told me that when they pulled a plane off that run that they had to completely strip the inside and replace every scrap of upholstery and the whole 9 yards.Originally Posted by Rigger
Originally Posted by Marmite the Dog
Yea, both correct, and when they crash, they eat their dead too.Originally Posted by dirtydog
Sounds like a lawsuit is coming.
However even fatties can squeeze in the seats and use the buckles. The overhang is what bothers the neighbours.
When surgery techniques get better they can set up donor tables by the check in desks, want to save a bit of money and lose a few kilos plus get paid, just let the donor table whoop out one of your kidneys there and then
When they're on tour that can happen without the need for a crash.Originally Posted by blackgang
Well if you can't wait, you can kiss my ass right now then.Originally Posted by taxexile
See how lucky you are, you can kiss my ass and I can't.
They should have liposuction as well, make some bio fuel to run the plane on too..Originally Posted by dirtydog
Probably safest option to have them sitting on opposite sides of same row, preferably above the wings half-way along the fuselage. If they wouldn't cause the plane to nose-dive then putting them right at the front as pair of massive crash safety air-bags would be a good option.Originally Posted by panama hat
Good to see fatties getting fokked in their fat asses. If any airline will also serve food to fussy bastard nit-picking special meal veggie, vegan, can't eat pork on a tuesday, can't eat beef on a friday, c**ts LAST instead of FIRST they will have my business for life.
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