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    Quote Originally Posted by taxexile
    what does a story about your fat pal have to do with this thread?

    I give up, think I,ll phone a friend

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    Oh well, I'll just hack off my ankles and an arm. That should make flying much more comfortable.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DaffyDuck
    Dumb ass Boeing engineer!
    Nothing to do with Boeing. The seats / IFE systems are selected by the Airlines, Boeing only installs them. Basically when you purchase a plane, all you buy from Boeing is the "cigar tube" you fill it with what you want...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Marmite the Dog
    I'll just hack off my ankles and an arm
    Or 15lbs of ugly fat, above your shoulders that is

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    Quote Originally Posted by Marmite the Dog
    Oh well, I'll just hack off my ankles and an arm. That should make flying much more comfortable.
    If you are that overweight then you should be flying in business anyway.

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    Quote Originally Posted by English Noodles
    If you are that overweight then you should be flying in business anyway.
    I'm tall and broad. The seats are too short, and narrow for my shoulders. My arse has no problem fitting in the seat.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Marmite the Dog
    I'm tall and broad. The seats are too short, and narrow for my shoulders. My arse has no problem fitting in the seat.

    Old Ditty (actually refers to a shithouse but similar)

    This bloody round house is no good at all, the seat is too high and the hole is too small. the only thing is in obvious retort, your ASS is too big and your legs are too short

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    Quote Originally Posted by taxexile
    why are you telling us this ? what does a story about your fat pal have to do with this thread?
    You are a thick kunt aren't you, and you cut the quote to serve your purpose, the man was a powerhouse because of his genes, not because he was fat, he was not fat and you should have seen his dad, he was even larger and a pro strong man..he weighed almost 400 and worked everyday with my father as labor on a WPA gang after the depression of 1929.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Marmite the Dog
    I'm tall and broad. The seats are too short, and narrow for my shoulders. My arse has no problem fitting in the seat.
    I have similar issues

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    Indians, Arabs, should have to pay more because they smell like turds as well they like blowing up planes

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spin
    Under the rules outlined by United, passengers who "are unable to fit into a single seat in the ticketed cabin; are unable to properly buckle the seatbelt using a single seatbelt extender; and/or are unable to put the seat's armrests down when seated" will be denied boarding unless they purchase an extra seat.
    Unable to properly buckle the seatbelt using a single seatbelt extender!!!! Not seatbelt, bur seatbelt extender!!!

    My last flight from Cagayan de Oro to Cebu . . . an extremely obese woman and her extremely obese son in his 20s had to be assigned a row each - twin-prop 2x2 seater - and still needed TWO seatbelt exrenders . . .

    The flight wa snot completely full but people had to swap seats so that these two could have a row each to themselves . . . and they insisted on sitting in the same row, separated by the aisle.

    Had the plane been full what would the airlines have done?

    Too right, charge them an extra seat each . . . and before anyone tries to guess the nationality: Filipino.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dirtydog View Post

    Charge by the kilo and include luggage, thats the only fair way.

    Yep, long time coming and fat bastards should be made to fly in first class so us peasants don't have to look at there fat foking arses.

    Nothing worse than having some fat pusser squeeze his fat foking body into an economy sized seat.

    PISS THEM OFF UP TO THE POINTY END.


    Only fair innit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Marmite the Dog
    athletes like rugby players
    Oxymoron.

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    ^ More like moron

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    This ruling is unlikely to affect E. Turd.


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    Quote Originally Posted by EmperorTud
    Oxymoron.
    A pro rugby player (especially League) is one of the most athletic sportsmen around.

    More turd from Tuddles.

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    A pro rugby player can also afford to travel first class in the fat bstard size seats

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rigger
    Indians, Arabs, should have to pay more because they smell like turds as well they like blowing up planes
    That was one of the main reasons I hated working in the Mid East, the planes out of Heathrow were such nasty smelling cattlecars, A BA stewardess told me that when they pulled a plane off that run that they had to completely strip the inside and replace every scrap of upholstery and the whole 9 yards.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Marmite the Dog
    A pro rugby player (especially League) is one of the most athletic sportsmen around. More turd from Tuddles.

    Quote Originally Posted by dirtydog
    A pro rugby player can also afford to travel first class in the fat bstard size seats
    Yea, both correct, and when they crash, they eat their dead too.

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    Quote Originally Posted by blackgang View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by taxexile
    why are you telling us this ? what does a story about your fat pal have to do with this thread?
    You are a thick kunt aren't you, and you cut the quote to serve your purpose, the man was a powerhouse because of his genes, not because he was fat, he was not fat and you should have seen his dad, he was even larger and a pro strong man..he weighed almost 400 and worked everyday with my father as labor on a WPA gang after the depression of 1929.
    more irrelevant blather about fat Grovers even fatter dad.
    youll be telling us about his mum next.
    cant wait.

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    Sounds like a lawsuit is coming.

    However even fatties can squeeze in the seats and use the buckles. The overhang is what bothers the neighbours.

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    When surgery techniques get better they can set up donor tables by the check in desks, want to save a bit of money and lose a few kilos plus get paid, just let the donor table whoop out one of your kidneys there and then

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    Quote Originally Posted by blackgang
    Yea, both correct, and when they crash, they eat their dead too.
    When they're on tour that can happen without the need for a crash.

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    Quote Originally Posted by taxexile
    youll be telling us about his mum next. cant wait.
    Well if you can't wait, you can kiss my ass right now then.
    See how lucky you are, you can kiss my ass and I can't.

    Quote Originally Posted by dirtydog
    just let the donor table whoop out one of your kidneys there and then
    They should have liposuction as well, make some bio fuel to run the plane on too..

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    Quote Originally Posted by panama hat
    and they insisted on sitting in the same row, separated by the aisle
    Probably safest option to have them sitting on opposite sides of same row, preferably above the wings half-way along the fuselage. If they wouldn't cause the plane to nose-dive then putting them right at the front as pair of massive crash safety air-bags would be a good option.

    Good to see fatties getting fokked in their fat asses. If any airline will also serve food to fussy bastard nit-picking special meal veggie, vegan, can't eat pork on a tuesday, can't eat beef on a friday, c**ts LAST instead of FIRST they will have my business for life.

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