Why so many bloody Brits in Thailand?

**NickA** · 31-03-2009, 10:35 PM

Originally Posted by DrivingForce

cheap slag dogs willing to over look so many short comings

I see, DF, you came here cos you got a small dick

**chassamui** · 31-03-2009, 10:36 PM

Originally Posted by November Rain

Originally Posted by Jet Gorgon

^^ Awww, Chas is a good guy! As for the Speedos and nudity, I think the Italians and Portuguese win on that front. What an embarrassment

Leave Chas alone, PB. He's a sweetie.

Yep, Jettie. And Germans and some Scands and French. The Brits certainly aren't winning the 'let's show our pasty arses and jiggly bits to the world' awards. A lot of countries are in front of us.

Thanks for the support ladies, it is genuinely appreciated, if a little undeserved perhaps.

**chassamui** · 31-03-2009, 10:44 PM

Originally Posted by phuketbound

Sadly Dan, i find myself agreeing with you. I think there are even more of the pretty gruesome lot here in Blighty, so if it's all the same to you, i'm still coming! (Only 23 days to go) Pity. Don't count your chickens till they hatch. You'll fit right in with the smelly bunch. The grass isn't always greener on the other side either.

Sorry to spoil your party PB, but i'm sure we are both relieved that i will not be heading for Phuket.
Regarding the smell. As you have such highly developed sense of smell perhaps you would be kind enough to pm me next time i need a shower? Being a smelly Brit, i don't notice these things.
So, the grass is not always greener eh? Us dumb Brits have a real hard time understanding stuff like that. Perhaps next time you are teaching your granny to suck eggs, you could copy your lesson plan for our benefit.

**blackgang** · 31-03-2009, 10:55 PM

Originally Posted by phuketbound

So, what's your point. If you don't like it, then don't look at it. At least I don't hide behind a baby facade..suits you well.

No SHIT, That is actually a picture of yourself?
No one on here has ever posted their own pic and make sure that no one else is grassed when taking pics of stuff, maybe just an arm or like once a guy recognised me in a store by a tattoo on my arm,, but thats really you in that pic?

Jesus Christ I will have to copy that to my Hardrive and then when I get down and wonder what I did that God has again me I can look at it and feel a lot better instantly, What did you do to piss him off so bad?

There I changed my Av, do that make ya happy?

**Jet Gorgon** · 31-03-2009, 11:05 PM

^ Ah, BG, I always hated that fekin av of Porky Bess.

**The Fresh Prince** · 31-03-2009, 11:06 PM

Originally Posted by Attilla the Hen

They have. It's called the Boeing 747.

No shit.

**Attilla the Hen** · 31-03-2009, 11:30 PM

Originally Posted by The Fresh Prince

Originally Posted by Attilla the Hen

They have. It's called the Boeing 747.

No shit.

Yeah....sorry.
I wondered what that whooshing sound was that went over my head.

**Spin** · 31-03-2009, 11:32 PM

Never mind the Brits, how comes theres loads of fat farang birds that look like lesbians knocking around the place these days. Shocking it is. What do I have to do to get away from them? Go and live on mars or something?

**Thetyim** · 31-03-2009, 11:35 PM

Originally Posted by Spin

What do I have to do to get away from them?

I have just learnt that they don't like unwashed Brits that smell of alcohol

**Jet Gorgon** · 31-03-2009, 11:35 PM

^^ Huh? BG is a man. And that's a pic of ray carey in his reinstated av. I ain't fat. NR ain't fat. Patsy ain't fat. And we don't look like lesbos.
How many fat poofty-looking men are on the board?

**Spin** · 31-03-2009, 11:39 PM

Originally Posted by Thetyim

I have just learnt that they don't like unwashed Brits that smell of alcohol

Shit you mean I have to hang around with marmite all the time just to fend them off?

**Attilla the Hen** · 31-03-2009, 11:39 PM

^^
Jet, please read post 57.

**Jet Gorgon** · 31-03-2009, 11:41 PM

^ Oh.

OK, got it.

**melvbot** · 31-03-2009, 11:54 PM

Originally Posted by The Fresh Prince

Originally Posted by Attilla the Hen

They have. It's called the Boeing 747.

No shit.

Youre on a roll, believe me I need all the laughs I can get.

**Loy Toy** · 01-04-2009, 12:00 AM

Originally Posted by blackgang

No one on here has ever posted their own pic

From memory Scampy posts pictures of himself in his avatar but obviously you don't class him as a human being or of this world!

**Jet Gorgon** · 01-04-2009, 12:41 AM

^ No close-ups and all photo-shopped to give him a bigger you know what.

**Loy Toy** · 01-04-2009, 12:55 AM

Originally Posted by Jet Gorgon

^ No close-ups and all photo-shopped to give him a bigger you know what.

Nose.........???

No photo-shop there Jetty and he is very well endowed!

**NickA** · 01-04-2009, 02:28 AM

Originally Posted by blackgang

No SHIT, That is actually a picture of yourself? No one on here has ever posted their own pic and make sure that no one else is grassed when taking pics of stuff, maybe just an arm or like once a guy recognised me in a store by a tattoo on my arm,, but thats really you in that pic? Jesus Christ I will have to copy that to my Hardrive and then when I get down and wonder what I did that God has again me I can look at it and feel a lot better instantly, What did you do to piss him off so bad?

Gets my vote for post of the week

**hillbilly** · 01-04-2009, 07:57 AM

^Mine too.

**Marmite the Dog** · 01-04-2009, 09:01 AM

Originally Posted by Spin

Originally Posted by Thetyim

I have just learnt that they don't like unwashed Brits that smell of alcohol

Shit you mean I have to hang around with marmite all the time just to fend them off?

Yes. And you're buying...

**filch** · 01-04-2009, 10:14 AM

Originally Posted by Loy Toy

No photo-shop there Jetty and he is very well endowed!

Been snooping in the showers again?

**blackgang** · 01-04-2009, 10:29 AM

Originally Posted by Jet Gorgon

Ah, BG, I always hated that fekin av of Porky Bess

OK, I just put it up so PB could see that there is pics in her class so she wouldn't feel to bad,, so I know how most folks hated that one so I grabbed one from my rack and sometime I will get some out and scan one of me for the Robslife contest.
Don't have many of me as I am usually on the other side of cam and really do not like to have my pic took anyway.

**ChiangMai noon** · 01-04-2009, 10:39 AM

excellent BG

don't look a day older than 83.

**barbaro** · 01-04-2009, 10:49 AM

. Don't know why they want to go somewhere else. Most of them either build an English pub or eat and drink at one, watch footie, read English tabloids, and complain about everything

Some do. Many don't. But I LOLed on this one.

The Brits who settled in spain were mostly retirees, and now their retirement income is earning zero interest they are heading home in droves.

With the Pound in decline and possibly declining further, Many Brits have to deal with the prospect. A frightening thought for any of us, who live as expats on our currency.

**filch** · 01-04-2009, 11:45 AM

Originally Posted by chassamui

Are you sure about that filch?

Sure that I've never been to Spain? Absolutely 100%.

Although I may have make the odd moan - no more nor less than the average human being. But certainly not to 'traditional Great British' standards.

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