Thread: Especially for CMN

Don't do that to him

That would be really unfair.

Originally Posted by Torbek

Originally Posted by Smeg

ME: So what are you doing here if you don't like exercise?

FAT BLOKE: For fucks sake, are you thick? Not everyone is like you.

ME: You are just a nasty mean hateful little fuk!

GUYS: Yeah, stupid fat fuk!

Nice simile. Few holes in it, but let's not be pedantic.

Unfortunately as transparent as the simile may appear to many, it will still be missed by some readers... (already has been, actually )

damn is that one of those thingy me bobs that means one thing and then means another as well!

wow u well clever tobers!

Oh dear, drugs of a Tuesday.

The fat **** was there again today. I have asked the staff to ban him.

Originally Posted by Smeg

The fat **** was there again today. I have asked the staff to ban him.

Well I asked for a refund but hey, what do you know, they don't give 'em in Thailand so I guess you'll have to put up with me till August when my membership runs out.
Or if the machinery keeps breaking down.

Just kill him smeg.

You: Let me spot you that 100kg barbell my obese omego

Him: Thanks.Why are you being nice to me?

You: "*drops barbell on his throat and snaps his neck* Just trying to give you a break" - In a arnold schwarzenegger accent

You is the man smeg!

Spain leading 2 - 0. Those Ukranians are worthless, aren't they CMN?

good game, maybe