I've put together a membership contract for you to submit to DD, which should help to ensure that the forum is more your kinda place!
MEMBERSHIP AGREEMENT
The following rules and conditions must be agreed to before joining TeakDoor
Members will be classified accordingly:
Group one - Members who unreservingly love Thailand, it's people and its culture, or members who have zero or negative affection for their native country, people and culture and thus have a default preference for Thailand will hereinafter referred to as "normal members"
Group two - Members who indicate that they prefer their native country, people, or culture, members who are in Thailand for any other reason than as stated in group one, or members who use the forum to raise and discuss criticisms, concerns, or problem issues will hereinafter be referred to as "nasty, mean hateful little fuks"
Nasty, mean hateful little fuks are hereby warned that such extremism and evil will not be tolerated on the forum under any circumstances. The forum has a strict no ban policy, and thus normal members will rigidly stalk and flame all offending posts, and use whatever attacks and insults as are deemed necessary to force the traitor to self terminate their membership.
TD Admin