Thread: Especially for CMN

I've put together a membership contract for you to submit to DD, which should help to ensure that the forum is more your kinda place!


MEMBERSHIP AGREEMENT

The following rules and conditions must be agreed to before joining TeakDoor

Members will be classified accordingly:

Group one - Members who unreservingly love Thailand, it's people and its culture, or members who have zero or negative affection for their native country, people and culture and thus have a default preference for Thailand will hereinafter referred to as "normal members"

Group two - Members who indicate that they prefer their native country, people, or culture, members who are in Thailand for any other reason than as stated in group one, or members who use the forum to raise and discuss criticisms, concerns, or problem issues will hereinafter be referred to as "nasty, mean hateful little fuks"

Nasty, mean hateful little fuks are hereby warned that such extremism and evil will not be tolerated on the forum under any circumstances. The forum has a strict no ban policy, and thus normal members will rigidly stalk and flame all offending posts, and use whatever attacks and insults as are deemed necessary to force the traitor to self terminate their membership.

TD Admin

First !!! min 1000 posts

Anyone else getting pissed off with the delay in football coverage.
Fuking useless country.

I'm watching OZ v Japan.

Hmm that sounds better than this thanks for reminding me Begbie!!

What now??

Not on my tv, they are showing patriotic stuff on all 7 domestic channels.
Any score yet?

nil nil Australia are looking good. Viduka missed a close one.

Who's that bloke in your avatar Begbie?

If I hover the mouse over his face I can make it look like he's picking his nose.

John MacLean

Still nil nil

Thanks Begbie.
The last 2 early games have come onto Thai tv about 30 minutes into the match. have yet to see a bloody goal.

Japan 1 Australia 0 scorer Nakamura. A lob over the keeper.

Thanks, we are still blacked out.
i wish I was in Wales.

Originally Posted by ChiangMai noon

i wish I was in Wales.

Nasty, mean hateful little fuk

Half time Australia 0 - Japan 1

Nasty, mean hateful little fuk

He really is, you know. Drink with on occasion and he just gets meaner and nastier. And don't get 'im started on the English.

Why must i Go to the Obelisk?

Originally Posted by ChiangMai noon

Thanks, we are still blacked out.
i wish I was in Wales.

bloody footer

who are all these people playing in yellow shirts?

Did it ever come on the Thai TV? I watched it on the internet, fucking good game an' all!!!

Oh, BTW Smeg, I totally agree with the OP, sounds like a good idea - if DD has got any balls he'll introduce it, so that's not very likely

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Congratulation to all OZ members!!!!

Yes, it was a good game, hope there weren't any Australians sitting around trying to watch it on Thai TV!!!!

Ever body hush now the US is gettin ready to play!

Hey! 'at ain;t football!! WTF??
Fuckin pansies in shorts ain't even got no pads 'r helmets 'r nuthin? Can;t be much of a sport.

Originally Posted by Goddess of Whatever

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Congratulation to all OZ members!!!!

thanks GoW - there was never any doubt in my mind....

Poolie and that can say that they've never seen me so quiet b4 - but thats all lies ! i knew we'd do it!

come on Brazil ! - they scared now!

Originally Posted by kingwillyhggtb

come on Brazil ! - they scared now!

Yes, I'm sure they are shitting themselves!
By the way, its not very nice of you lot to hijack Smeg's thread like this, but hey, who cares!!!!

Nice to see the Americans lose, they were proper shit as well.