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    Damn kitten is pregnant.

    About 6/7 months old, I think you're supposed to wait until a kitten is 6 months old before getting it fixed.

    She only escaped out of the house about a month ago, gone for 2 or 3 days before she came back.

    Lately I've noticed that she is getting well fat and her teats are swollen.

    bugger.

    last thing i need is a dozen kittens

    MrsKW is ecstatic.
    Last edited by kingwilly; 28-02-2009 at 10:58 PM.

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    last thing i need is a dozen kittens
    In danger of losing the whole leg next time.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bkkmadness
    In danger of losing the whole leg next time.
    I must admit i've had to curb my habit of wandering around nude in the house on weekends, bit scared she'll scratch my ball sack.

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    most litters are only about 4.

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    I wonder if your kitten will grow up to be as much of a pussy as you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ChiangMai noon
    most litters are only about 4.
    thank god for that,

    Quote Originally Posted by bkkmadness
    I wonder if your kitten will grow up to be as much of a pussy as you.
    i prefer to call it being sensitive and new age.

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    There is a cat that wanders around my neighborhood, basically wild. I've spent teh better part of year getting her tamed. She is now tame, house broken and pregnant. hardly ever leaves teh house these days.

    Quote Originally Posted by friscofrankie
    being sensitive and new age.
    Yep. Pussy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by friscofrankie
    Yep. Pussy.
    Macho men are so yesterday.

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    My kitty only had two kitties in her first and only pregnacy. There is hope, KW.

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    Damn kitten is pregnant.
    Are you the father? ...I'd put nothing past you you sicko pervert; that said I would be curious to see what a cross breeded chimp/kitten looks like.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Gentleman Scamp View Post
    Damn kitten is pregnant.
    Are you the father? ...I'd put nothing past you you sicko pervert; that said I would be curious to see what a cross breeded chimp/kitten looks like.
    That's the first thing that popped into my thoughts.

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    Def your kitten though, going out and getting nailed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Gentleman Scamp
    Are you the father? ...I'd put nothing past you you sicko pervert; that said I would be curious to see what a cross breeded chimp/kitten looks like.
    haha. i'll pay that, i tried to green you but cannot.

    Quote Originally Posted by mrsquirrel
    Def your kitten though, going out and getting nailed.
    whaddya mean? I've never been pregnant in my life.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ChiangMai noon
    most litters are only about 4.
    Quote Originally Posted by Jet Gorgon
    My kitty only had two kitties in her first and only pregnacy. There is hope, KW.
    I hope so, she came from a litter of 7!

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    Quote Originally Posted by kingwilly
    MrsKW is ecstatic.
    Congrats KW!

    If MrsKW is so ecstatic let her take care of them.

    Anyway cats seem to take care of themselves and you certainly won't be having any more vermin problems!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Loy Toy
    If MrsKW is so ecstatic let her take care of them.
    which ultimately means me!

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    ^ She's lucky to have you KW.......oh.......... and your Mrs too!

    Quote Originally Posted by kingwilly
    which ultimately means me!

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    Let's see some piccies, KW. How many furballs you got now?

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    Put them in a bag and hold them underwater....do nature a favour.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ChiangMai noon
    most litters are only about 4
    Don't sound like much now but if they are all females, in 6/7 months KW will have 21 cats. In 2 years? Well KW, you figure it out!

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    My cat got pregnant when she was about 4 and a half months old and had 4 kittens a month ago. The runt of the litter lasted 2 weeks before it died and I now have three little trouble makers running around. I got the mom fixed last week and will get the little ones fixed as soon as I can. Kittens having kittens.

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    Drown the damn thing and it won't get pregnant again, seems pretty easy to me. Your fault any way it goes, YOUR damn pet. No sympathy.

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    Hey Eliminator. Is that really your bike in the avatar? If so, is it an '85 or '86? I have the bike where its engine originally came from. It is my favourite motorcycle engine.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Eliminator
    Your fault any way it goes, YOUR damn pet. No sympathy.
    cheers mate, its nice when the world is black n white.



    Mrskw could feel the kittens moving last night.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Eliminator
    Drown the damn thing and it won't get pregnant again, seems pretty easy to me. Your fault any way it goes, YOUR damn pet. No sympathy.
    Spot on.

    Drown the fucking thing.

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