I can't choose between KW, Scampy & DJPat... What's a girl to do?

**November Rain** · 20-02-2009, 04:46 PM

Got a new pup (well, juvenile - about 4 months) He's had a rough time, was hit by a mosai and got 2 broken legs and a smashed pelvis. All been operated on and internal swelling's gone down, so he's now with me for a month or two's cage rest to help him heal. But, I need a name for him.

Now, he's the world's biggest woos/wuss (how the hell do you spell that?). He goes to bite you if you put a hand near him, but he doesn't connect and lets out a pathetic squeal. He then rolls over to show you his stomach, whilst crying. I decided I had to name him after a TD personality that I was reminded of by him. Problem is, who? He reminds me of all of the above 3.

So, should he be called Scampy, Pat or King? Your vote decides. BTW, he is a sweetie, really. Quite adorable.

Oh, and if anyone can think of theme related names (that Thais & I could pronounce) for 8 brown pups (5 females, 3 males), I would be very grateful, as I need names for them, too.

**Nawty** · 20-02-2009, 04:49 PM

Is he hairy ?

Is he gay ?

Is he an over anxious insecure yapper ?

Whichever is answered yes, there be your name.

**Begbie** · 20-02-2009, 04:49 PM

I reckon Scampy would be chuffed to have a nice doggie named after him.

**Jesus Jones** · 20-02-2009, 04:51 PM

Are you suggesting the names you have mentioned their bark is bigger than their bite.

**Jack meoff** · 20-02-2009, 04:52 PM

Kingpatscamp

**November Rain** · 20-02-2009, 04:58 PM

Originally Posted by Jesus Jones

Are you suggesting the names you have mentioned their bark is bigger than their bite.

Nope. Would I?

Their whine is bigger than their snap.

**S Landreth** · 20-02-2009, 05:01 PM

Poor pup! Kind of you to take in another.

I know you wanted to name him after one of the three above,…..but you might also consider,………………….

Sia, Tack or Hak,………….."broken" in Thai

Real simple

**November Rain** · 20-02-2009, 05:09 PM

Originally Posted by Nawty

Is he hairy ? Is he gay ? Is he an over anxious insecure yapper ? Whichever is answered yes, there be your name

Dunno about the gay - poor thing can only just stand again, he isn't ready to hump! - but 'yes' to the other two!

**Travelmate** · 20-02-2009, 05:11 PM

Give it to Pat. At least we won't hear about it again. The others will just go on and on and on and on about it. Especially KW.

**melvbot** · 20-02-2009, 05:14 PM

Scampy all the way, and what sort of a name is Pat for a dog? DJ would be better

**November Rain** · 20-02-2009, 05:23 PM

Originally Posted by melvbot

DJ would be better

Oooh, good idea!

OK, DJ rather than Pat for that option.

**slimboyfat** · 20-02-2009, 05:48 PM

Why not just call the dog 'Cock' and that would cover all three options

**Mr Pot** · 20-02-2009, 05:54 PM

I'm with SBF, cocksucker would be too long a name for a dog

**November Rain** · 20-02-2009, 05:58 PM

Originally Posted by slimboyfat

Why not just call the dog 'Cock' and that would cover all three options

Originally Posted by Mr Pot

I'm with SBF, cocksucker would be too long a name for a dog

Really, I don't think I fancy going out in my garden at midnight and calling 'Cock' or 'Cocksucker' at the top of my voice...

bkkmadness · 20-02-2009, 06:33 PM

Don't tell us you haven't tried that one already.

**oldgit** · 20-02-2009, 06:39 PM

It's got to be Scamp, calling DJ can be mistaken for BJ, and Willy? nuf said

**Spin** · 20-02-2009, 06:47 PM

Originally Posted by November Rain

Really, I don't think I fancy going out in my garden at midnight and calling 'Cock' or 'Cocksucker' at the top of my voice..

Why not?

Rigger has a dog called wanker. Seriously.

**The Gentleman Scamp** · 20-02-2009, 07:31 PM

It's a tough one, I don't think you should call a dog 'King' if living in this particular country, Pat is a rubbish name for anything other than a cows turd and Scampy as a name is an honor that surely an infant quadruped isn't worthy of earning.

That said, if he is loyal, intelligent and easy on the eye I suppose I can grant you permission to call him Scampy.

**jandajoy** · 20-02-2009, 07:34 PM

photo please.

**inconsequential** · 20-02-2009, 07:37 PM

Break a dog treat into three pieces. Assign one of the above names to each piece. Place them equidistant from the dog. First one he eats is the name he wants to have.

**November Rain** · 20-02-2009, 08:54 PM

Originally Posted by jandajoy

photo please.

Unless someone fancies posting one for me (if I email it to them), you'll have to wait until I get to an internet cafe. My stupid connection isn't fast enough to upload pics to TD

Tried to green you Scamps, but couldn't. I'll have to owe you. Unless you're doing a CMN, too...?

Well, since my last post I've acquired one (maybe two) more. Neighbours came to my gate telling me some dogs were sick. Poisoned. Went with them and saw probably the most piteous (not horrible - sad) sight I've seen so far. 3 dogs lying back to back, the front two (male & female; the female wearing a collar) dead. The back female (back to back with the male) still breathing. Another dog (female, not poisoned, but one of them) standing over them, watching them. I asked if someone could take me & the dog to a vet. While they were getting their truck, I put the unharmed one in my garden (where she is now). The other female was covered in dried vomit, but managed to stay conscious. Now in the vets. She's had a broad antidote (don't know what the poison was) and a few other jabs & is on a drip. Sometimes I fucking hate what I do. Even if she pulls through, no-one will want her. She'll have to go in my temple pen. Or risk being poisoned again if I set her free. Same with the unharmed one.

I've never seen such a poignant set-up. They all lay down to die together and the fourth was standing guard.

**Nawty** · 20-02-2009, 08:58 PM

Call the dog 'Anal' after DjSpat.

**TizMe** · 20-02-2009, 09:43 PM

The poor pup has already had a crap start to his life and now you want to burden him with eternal shame.

I thought you liked dogs.

**Loy Toy** · 20-02-2009, 09:53 PM

I think you should call him Lotto NR and after surviving those type injuries and then being lucky enough to arrive under your care.

**barbaro** · 20-02-2009, 09:58 PM

I can't choose between KW, Scampy & DJPat... What's a girl to do?

All 3 are shitty posters.

This is part of the many reason why the Loungs is a bore.

Out of the 3, I think Scampy add the most.

KW is a useless pile of garbage who posts all over the board, but adds nothing.

DJ Pat has an identity crisis. Sometimes he thinks he's Thai, then at other times, he's a foreigner.

He has recently "become Thai" and bashes Westerners. Without westerners, Thailand would be in the stone age:

Thais would be riding bicycles, and Isaan people would be starving without whore money sent home from BKK and Pattaya.

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