It came to me in a dream and it was in a big yellow can which had DE-SEPPO written down the side in blue letters, alas the formula I have forgotten but it was a mixture of natural and chemical and was a colourless spray that smelled acrid but not unpleasant.
Anyway, if somebody you know is like talking like a Merkin or being over emotional or over-using words such as 'awesome', then all you had to do was give them a quick spray and all of a sudden they would become more self aware, be able to spell properly and appreciate Radiohead.
It is effective for up to six hours or four hours if sprayed on a bona fide US citizen. Hold the can no more than a foot away from your target and spray over the head/face/shoulders.
I hope this thread is not insulting to Merkins, let's not forget that my hero is a Seppo - the great George Carlin so if this thread offends you, spray yourself with DE-SEPPO and learn to laugh at yourselves. Perhaps you could invent a spray for us English that when applied...