Thread: How do I stop people stealing this great idea?

Awesome idea dude.

Radiohead..........'awesome'.

Oh fcuk...................spray me quick!

Actually I'm jealous that I'm stuck here at work and you can just stay home and smoke that shit all day.

My advice is keep toking until you pass out and concentrate on getting back into the same dream. Then find the formula and write it down before you wake up.

I don't toke TFP, I smoke normal ciggies - I don't need that shit to appreciate a really good documentary on Glastonbury.

Originally Posted by The Gentleman Scamp

alas the formula I have forgotten

Doesn't matter! The placebo effect will come into play.

Just fill the can with scented water and launch a huge marketing campaign. Always works for the seppos.

Originally Posted by Norton

Doesn't matter! The placebo effect will come into play.

Just fill the can with scented water and launch a huge marketing campaign. Always works for the seppos.

Thinking about it, I do say the word 'awesome' a bit too often. This is probably down to the fact that out of my honky friends, most of them are merkins. I would like to make a concious effort to change and just in case TGS doesn't invent DE-SEPPO I need an alternative word.

What is the alternative word in England? and I don't want to use 'brilliant'.

Originally Posted by The Gentleman Scamp

It came to me in a dream and it was in a big yellow can which had DE-SEPPO written down the side in blue letters, alas the formula I have forgotten but it was a mixture of natural and chemical and was a colourless spray that smelled acrid but not unpleasant.

Anyway, if somebody you know is like talking like a Merkin or being over emotional or over-using words such as 'awesome', then all you had to do was give them a quick spray and all of a sudden they would become more self aware, be able to spell properly and appreciate Radiohead.

It is effective for up to six hours or four hours if sprayed on a bona fide US citizen. Hold the can no more than a foot away from your target and spray over the head/face/shoulders.

I hope this thread is not insulting to Merkins, let's not forget that my hero is a Seppo - the great George Carlin so if this thread offends you, spray yourself with DE-SEPPO and learn to laugh at yourselves. Perhaps you could invent a spray for us English that when applied...

No need invented already- pepper spray make you loose your fake posh upper-class accents and squeal in your native lingo, Yorkshire,Liverpool, Welsh ect.

Originally Posted by The Fresh Prince

Thinking about it, I do say the word 'awesome' a bit too often. This is probably down to the fact that out of my honky friends, most of them are merkins. I would like to make a concious effort to change and just in case TGS doesn't invent DE-SEPPO I need an alternative word.

What is the alternative word in England? and I don't want to use 'brilliant'.

Fvck me! All this time, I wasn't even paying attention.....are you septic Princey?

Originally Posted by Norton

Originally Posted by The Gentleman Scamp

alas the formula I have forgotten

Doesn't matter! The placebo effect will come into play.

Just fill the can with scented water and launch a huge marketing campaign. Always works for the seppos.

Be pelted with greens.

Originally Posted by TFP

Thinking about it, I do say the word 'awesome' a bit too often. This is probably down to the fact that out of my honky friends, most of them are merkins. I would like to make a concious effort to change and just in case TGS doesn't invent DE-SEPPO I need an alternative word.

What is the alternative word in England? and I don't want to use 'brilliant'.

First-rate?

Originally Posted by The Fresh Prince

Thinking about it, I do say the word 'awesome' a bit too often. This is probably down to the fact that out of my honky friends, most of them are merkins. I would like to make a concious effort to change and just in case TGS doesn't invent DE-SEPPO I need an alternative word.

What is the alternative word in England? and I don't want to use 'brilliant'.

"Nice"



But whatever word you come up with FP, I will ensure it's enforced. Whenever I am with you and I hear you say awesome, a swift and sharp back hander to remind you. Either that or you have to give me a free pint.

I'll opt for the latter!

Originally Posted by Rural Surin

Fvck me! All this time, I wasn't even paying attention.....are you septic Princey?

Don't be daft, I'm a Brit. I've just got a lot of seppo mates. And in their defence, they're not your average yanks, they're all good people.

Originally Posted by The Fresh Prince

they're not your average yanks, they're all good people.

I'll second that, as far as Seppo's go, they're not a bad bunch. Friends of mine too.

Originally Posted by filch

Originally Posted by The Fresh Prince

they're not your average yanks, they're all good people.

I'll second that, as far as Seppo's go, they're not a bad bunch. Friends of mine too.

Sure. Some are right people....

Originally Posted by The Fresh Prince

Thinking about it, I do say the word 'awesome' a bit too often. This is probably down to the fact that out of my honky friends, most of them are merkins. I would like to make a concious effort to change and just in case TGS doesn't invent DE-SEPPO I need an alternative word.

What is the alternative word in England? and I don't want to use 'brilliant'.

Top-hole.
Spiffing.
First-class.
Wizard.
Excellent.
Brill.
Not bad (classic British under-statement).

Originally Posted by filch

But whatever word you come up with FP, I will ensure it's enforced. Whenever I am with you and I hear you say awesome, a swift and sharp back hander to remind you.

Does this count for you as well as the only other Brit in our group? You say it quite a lot too!

Originally Posted by filch

"Nice"

One of the crapest words ever invented. It describes nothingness.

Originally Posted by Sir Burr

Top-hole. Spiffing. First-class. Wizard. Excellent. Brill. Not bad (classic British under-statement).

I can't use any of them.

Originally Posted by The Gentleman Scamp

First-rate

I might try this for a laugh and see how it goes.

Actually I do say 'nice', but not like the jazz fella'. I very rarely use awesome.

So yeah, it's a deal.

Originally Posted by The Fresh Prince

I might try this for a laugh and see how it goes.

You will get laughed at!

'Jolly good'?

or the Australian,

'Crikey'! or 'Holy shit'!

An old Manc classic 'nice one'!

Is one of the ingredients; Spirit of Bill Hicks? I think that'd work.

Originally Posted by filch

I very rarely use awesome.

Sorry but you do say it quite a lot. You sound like a Manky Merkin!

Originally Posted by The Fresh Prince

Sorry but you do say it quite a lot. You sound like a Manky Merkin!

Proof?

I am going to make a concious effort when we next see each other to count how many times you say awesome compared to me

Manky Merkin....is that a dirty American?