To ensure a bland, unfunny existence, why not start stupid threads that contain words and subject matter that interest nobody.
An example is that of a famous long-ish term poster on ajarn who posts such crap that it's become genuinely amusing, because the figures (replies and people who've read it) are also way down compared to readable amusing threads that I offer.
Name this poster then add another of similar ability to create posts and threads about absolutely f**k all.
Jeez...I can't stop laughing!