How often do you have sex?

**mrsquirrel** · 30-05-2006, 02:12 PM

How often do you have sex with your partner(s)

I will include the option of extras with pay as you go for the wilder ones.

**buadhai** · 30-05-2006, 02:14 PM

Originally Posted by mrsquirrel

get your end away

What does this mean?

**cantona** · 30-05-2006, 02:15 PM

Originally Posted by mrsquirrel

I will include the option of extras with pay as you go for the wilder ones.

and what does this mean?

**buadhai** · 30-05-2006, 02:18 PM

And, why is this a multiple choice poll?

Oh, never mind. It's quirrel's poll....

**cantona** · 30-05-2006, 02:21 PM

Once a week hey Q? Wheres the options
"I'm an arsebandit and my name is Butterfly"
"I'm a KF and my name is Prof. Fart"
"My girlfriends dead and my name is Smeg"
Please edit to include!

**William** · 30-05-2006, 02:23 PM

no "once in a blue moon" option I note

**mrsquirrel** · 30-05-2006, 02:26 PM

I did have My name is William and I am locked in my office please help me.

But I thought the MHZ one was funnier.

**William** · 30-05-2006, 02:30 PM

^mildly better than being locked in the bog.

come to think of it, you probably spend longer on the bog than I do from foreplay to after action smoke...

**Mhz** · 30-05-2006, 02:31 PM

When my Johnson starts disturbing alot.

or

When I cant focus on anything else except some PUNANI.

**cantona** · 30-05-2006, 02:32 PM

Marmers you need to have a word with GoW

**Mhz** · 30-05-2006, 02:33 PM

Originally Posted by mrsquirrel

I did have My name is William and I am locked in my office please help me.

But I thought the MHZ one was funnier.

It is funny but lucky or unlucky Mhz lost his virginity to a russian hooker back in 2002 in Karachi.

you really made me laugh out loud.

*a green for MRS.Q*

**cantona** · 30-05-2006, 02:36 PM

Budhai, I'm confused, you must have more cocks than an octopus has arms

**mrsquirrel** · 30-05-2006, 02:38 PM

Budhai just because options are there doesn't mean you have to click every one.

**Mhz** · 30-05-2006, 02:38 PM

^^ are you serious Cantona mate???

**buadhai** · 30-05-2006, 02:49 PM

I just wanted to see what would happen if I clicked more than one.

But, wait, you mean you can see how I voted?

I can't see how anyone else voted....

**mrsquirrel** · 30-05-2006, 03:04 PM

I have special powers since it is my thread.

I can publish them as well if I want.

**cantona** · 30-05-2006, 03:08 PM

I can too

**cantona** · 30-05-2006, 03:09 PM

Bob, do you wank though?

**mrsquirrel** · 30-05-2006, 03:12 PM

You haven't half scewed the votes with that nnsense

**Bob** · 30-05-2006, 03:16 PM

Originally Posted by cantona

Bob, do you wank though?

My strong Catholic beliefs prohibit me from this activity as well as sex before marriage. Being a missionary in Thaialnd is still good fun tho.

**cantona** · 30-05-2006, 03:19 PM

Originally Posted by Bob

My strong Catholic beliefs prohibit me from this activity as well as sex before marriage. Being a missionary in Thaialnd is still good fun tho.

May god be with you

**Bob** · 30-05-2006, 03:23 PM

Originally Posted by cantona

May god be with you

And his blessings be upon you too my son.

**cantona** · 30-05-2006, 03:31 PM

Is that once with a blow up doll, Moog

**mrsquirrel** · 30-05-2006, 04:04 PM

Interestingly enough there are no wankers yet.

Strange that isn't it.

I was sure NickA and Wally would have been selecting the first option

**kingwilly** · 30-05-2006, 04:12 PM

but i think the phrase i ONLY wank,

if you'd had an option of in addition to above i also wank occasionally or often or every 5 minutes is required...

perhaps a new threasd?

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