Ok. Imagine if TD members all had crim records - what would they be?
Ok, I'll start the ball rolling
Smeg - murder of two girlfriends
CD Pat - noise pollution with shiit music
Butterfly - sex crimes against minors
Prof. Fart - see Butterfly
AO - international fraud, has moved around alot
Lily - arrested at lesbian rights demo - public disorder
DD - lewd acts, exposing himself to bargirls