TD Members and criminal records

**cantona** · 30-05-2006, 09:46 AM

Ok. Imagine if TD members all had crim records - what would they be?
Ok, I'll start the ball rolling

Smeg - murder of two girlfriends
CD Pat - noise pollution with shiit music
Butterfly - sex crimes against minors
Prof. Fart - see Butterfly
AO - international fraud, has moved around alot
Lily - arrested at lesbian rights demo - public disorder
DD - lewd acts, exposing himself to bargirls

**ChiangMai noon** · 30-05-2006, 09:49 AM

Cantona.. general drunken hooliganism and public disorder offences, lots of them.

**Smeg** · 30-05-2006, 09:51 AM

Cantona - obsessive stalking and breach of the peace as a result of mental disorder causing permanent immaturity.

**aging one** · 30-05-2006, 09:53 AM

Wally arrested and imprisoned after being caught stealing shoes. Upon a search of his house hundreds of pairs of stockings and shoes are found.

**Butterfly** · 30-05-2006, 09:53 AM

^^ Lol

**Lily** · 30-05-2006, 09:55 AM

Does Wal have a foot fetish?

**kingwilly** · 30-05-2006, 10:04 AM

not a bad idea for a thread i like it! (possibly a little personal for some of them but great idea!)

FF & HB - crimes against the english language, vagrancy

**ChiangMai noon** · 30-05-2006, 10:05 AM

FF & HB - crimes against the english language,

heehee, this from a man who spells "lose" as "loose"

**MeMock** · 30-05-2006, 10:08 AM

GoW - numerous unpaid parking fines resulting in loss of license.
Pooly - cruelty to Mother in law

**kingwilly** · 30-05-2006, 10:10 AM

Originally Posted by MeMock

GoW - numerous unpaid parking fines resulting in loss of license.
Pooly - cruelty to Mothers in law

.........

**cantona** · 30-05-2006, 10:13 AM

quirrel - cruelty to rodents

**poolcleaner** · 30-05-2006, 10:15 AM

Originally Posted by MeMock

GoW - numerous unpaid parking fines resulting in loss of license.
Pooly - cruelty to Mother in law

It's not a crime in 63% of the countries in the world, even if they die!

**cantona** · 30-05-2006, 10:21 AM

Quirrel - theft of Cantona's thread ideas

**kingwilly** · 30-05-2006, 10:26 AM

Originally Posted by poolcleaner who was quoting MeMock

GoW - numerous unpaid parking fines resulting in loss of license.
Pooly - cruelty to Mothers in law

slight corrrection please.

**cantona** · 30-05-2006, 10:40 AM

danbo -plagarising(sp) Morrisey's image

**Begbie** · 30-05-2006, 10:41 AM

Originally Posted by cantona

Quirrel - theft of Cantona's thread ideas

Two threads lauding Butterfly hardly constitutes an idea.

RandomChances - Sexual assault (feeling up Fresian's tits)

**cantona** · 30-05-2006, 10:45 AM

begbie - throwing bottles off balcony's in nightclubs, posession of smack

**Begbie** · 30-05-2006, 10:50 AM

Originally Posted by cantona

begbie - throwing bottles off balcony's in nightclubs, posession of smack

Strewth Cantona's read a book, stand well back. No hang on you saw the movie didn't you.

Cantona - Fraud (Sneeking into the cinema without paying)

**cantona** · 30-05-2006, 10:54 AM

CD Pat - for trying to impersonate a DJ

**forreachingme** · 30-05-2006, 11:01 AM

Ken may found on smoking some strange fower products

**cantona** · 30-05-2006, 11:09 AM

reinvented - bestiality with dogs

**Opus** · 30-05-2006, 12:00 PM

Oh, so this is not where we admit out sins and look for absolution. Is there a thread somewhere for that ?

**Professorfart** · 30-05-2006, 12:16 PM

Cantona - bestiality with his mother and father.

**mrsquirrel** · 30-05-2006, 12:27 PM

forreachingme - subliminal messages in his nonsense posts.

Hillbilly - forger of the weekly ajarn news letter

NickA and Wally Gonand Waffles - Corruption in photo caption competitions.

We are onto you boys.

**ChiangMai noon** · 30-05-2006, 12:29 PM

^
I'm not at all sure i believe in foreachingme.
Nobody understands him and he continues to post.

Ergo, he is someone else fugging around.

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