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    Iasked our beloved Marmite to identify the terrorists here but I think he is too busy.

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    Boon Mee, because he was identified after a recent 'incident.
    He's the one who forgot to put his hood on and smiling when the pic was taken:


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    I will talk about myself, and my lucky escape from the long arm of the law

    no dissing others in this post

    I was stumbling out of a pub, when I was 18 yo, very pissed, mainly from stealing the rugby clubs jars now and then. It made a cheap evening for an impoverished student, as long as they didn't catch you.

    anyway, I was still holding my pint glass, so I threw it against a house wall..a satisfying smash. Then a motorbike started up, and a policeman shouted "hey you, stop". So I ran, round the back of the pub into a lane, then quickly sneaked into an open garage. The bike went past, stopped and was turned off. he was too lazy to start searching the garages, and was just waiting. After about 15 mins he started the bike and went.

    I walked out, and took a different road home, missing being caught and hung, drawn and quartered.

    my criminal life
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    ^ Mine is similar to that, although it happened on several occasions - once my mate got caught - at the time he was carrying several pieces of cutlery, a flower, some Christmas decorations and a small painting he had concealed in the king of long black coat commonly seen on dour university students at the time - at the time I was hiding in some bushes. Anyway, being the tough guy that he was, he broke down in tears and in the end the police let him go - fortunately they didn't bother to search him.

    Our biggest ever find was a set of traffic lights that had been dismantled - we got them on the back of a bike and back to our house - stuck them in the front room and wired them up, although we could never get them to flash or change colour. No-one knew until our house got broken into and the police came round to investigate...

    Fucking criminals, eh!

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    Wowsers...
    you 2 are just so rock and roll.

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    I once nicked a fiver out of mamas purse.

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    Quote Originally Posted by I am Ginger
    Ice Maiden - Shouting in a public library resulting in numerous hearing aids exploding.
    I can see that happening!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ice Maiden
    I can see that happening!
    I thought that did happen?...

    Kidding.

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    Still no answers form the great Marmers.

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    Does stuff you weren't caught for count as well?
    I might have a few bits to add...

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    Actually Marmite left TD after I disclosed the price of his flying bed! 40K

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    Still no answers from Marmite the Dog.May be I have to buy a 40k bed then he might reply.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Macha
    Actually Marmite left TD after I disclosed the price of his flying bed! 40K
    A flying bed? Cool! That would solve all my moving problems. I need a new bed, too. My other bed busted to pieces two weeks ago (... when I was busy closing my eyes and thinking about England). The hooks were also bent like paper clips. It took me two days to fit everything back into the slot so it could stay up longer.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ken May
    It took me two days to fit everything back into the slot so it could stay up longer.
    They tell me that Viagra has the same effect.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ken May
    Quote Originally Posted by Macha
    Actually Marmite left TD after I disclosed the price of his flying bed! 40K
    A flying bed? Cool! That would solve all my moving problems. I need a new bed, too. My other bed busted to pieces two weeks ago (... when I was busy closing my eyes and thinking about England). The hooks were also bent like paper clips. It took me two days to fit everything back into the slot so it could stay up longer.
    I've got a spare one if you can wait a couple of months. Hell, that one was only 5k new. Get your donkey down to Tesco's you cheap Charlie!

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    Or both of them were 5K?

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    How much did your wife pay for your bed, 'mate'?

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    She paid 30K for the whole bed room set. How many times did you get the chance to drive your birds car "mate"?

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    Only for the next few weeks until I pick my new one up.

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    Your new 100 cc motorbike, you mean?

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    If you say so.

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    I sleep on an inflatable camp bed that cost around 1K Baht....It's about as comfortable as you'd expect for the money....It squeaks everytime I move.....It's like sleeping on a giant mouse.

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    Quote Originally Posted by danbo
    It squeaks everytime I move.....It's like sleeping on a giant mouse.


    Damn, why can't I add to your rep when I want to...

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    It's ok Ginger.
    I'll done it for you, even though I don't find Danbo in the least bit funny.


    Sorry, not allowed to.
    DD must have unallowed giving points to Danbo.
    Last edited by ChiangMai noon; 06-06-2006 at 07:38 AM.

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    It's true, actually. I just got this message when I tried:

    You cannot give reputation to Danbo.

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