Thread: How cold is it?

Minus 4.

Fucking freezing.

Up to 23 deg C here in Suphan this am. Still wearing shorts and no socks as long as the wind don't blow too hard...

A tad sunnier this morning west of Khon kaen and that biting wind has disappeared thank God.

Wore some very sexy socks in bed last night (according to the wife) and had to throw another duvet over the bed before snuggling up together.
It wasn't quite the same however when i discovered the wife was wearing track suit bottoms, dressing gown, bobble hat, gloves and a scarf. Never mind she promises to reveal all tonight.

n w of london,, snowing today and fokiiiiinnnnnn freeeeeeeeeeeeeeezin.
but no wind. yet.

Excuse me.. But, how the fuck can you be cold in Thailand? Maybe I should open a winter sports shop in Bangkok catering for the cold-as-fuck expats that escape the really cold weather. Christ on a bike. Quit with the complaining you cocks.

Originally Posted by hopskimoet

Excuse me.. But, how the fuck can you be cold in Thailand? Maybe I should open a winter sports shop in Bangkok catering for the cold-as-fuck expats that escape the really cold weather. Christ on a bike. Quit with the complaining you cocks.

Dunno but its 23degC here in Pattaya at the moment and Iam sitting here naked with the window beside me open, the light breeze coming through is fookin brisk, might have to put me PJ's back on.

I hope you get skin cancer.

Originally Posted by hopskimoet

I hope you get skin cancer.

Thanks !!

^ As you are naked I think he meant foreskin cancer Fondles, rather unpleasant but not life threatening as you can easily have your external bits removed

When the cold days kicked in here in LOS my mood improved and I have energy. I have new motivation to get things done. Maybe I should move back to the cold world from which I came?

Originally Posted by Mr Lick

^ As you are naked I think he meant foreskin cancer Fondles, rather unpleasant but not life threatening as you can easily have your external bits removed

Im cut so I guess there will be no foreskin cancer for me then.

Early this year I saw a shop in Central World selling ski jackets and the like and thought to myself, what kind of tosser would buy one of them in Bangkok.

Well now we have the answer

seriously very fookin cold in the uk now. -10 and apparently goin to -26 in some regions.
and when the wind blows,
jeeesus,
it slices through every nook and cranny.
everywhere is covered in snow to boot
come across young ladies wearing a fokin tee-shirt with
a light jacket and there is no way
they can get away with that.

Its a phenonemum of physics that the outside temperature in degrees kelvin is directly proportional to the % shrinkage of your cock, measured at 12 noon when any winter sun is at its highest,thats if you can still find it,
So by deducing from the linear interpolation of the proportional relationship its within the bounds of the normal distribution theory that you guys all have small dicks, in the height of summer.
You can't argue with that