Thread: How often do you shave?

Me:

How often do I shave? Every 6 days.

Non-electric Razor: Bic

Shaving Cream: Edge

too bloody often

Fuck, if I only shaved once a week I would opt for the way I do now, I haven't shaved my mustache off since I grew it at 20 years of age and I haven't shaved my full face in 40 years.
Shit just shaving once a week means you like the stubble look of a working stiff but do not want to work or look like a Hollywood star,, either Brett Favre, who is an asshole or shave once a week and smoke a cigar and look like Rin Tin Tin Taking a shit.

When I am told to

Fok Milky, I surely hope this doesn't turn into one of those delightful and trivial marathon threads that leads to memories of Scampy's 'How nany times a day do you pluck your underarm hairs?' thread or Monkey-Boy's famous 'favourite moisterizer' thread....which, in time leads to Butters {hall of fame} 'Favourite Katoey Bars'. These types have a history of being most enjoyably looney. So what about 'Do You Use Paper or Water?' poll....??

Originally Posted by blackgang

Fuck, if I only shaved once a week I would opt for the way I do now, I haven't shaved my mustache off since I grew it at 20 years of age and I haven't shaved my full face in 40 years.
Shit just shaving once a week means you like the stubble look of a working stiff but do not want to work or look like a Hollywood star,, either Brett Favre, who is an asshole or shave once a week and smoke a cigar and look like Rin Tin Tin Taking a shit.

Who is Brett Favre?

Yeah, I've heard that having a crush on those Amerikkkan footballers is hard to tear away from. So much to identify with, ya know.

I had a full beard for decades but when I came to Thailand I shaped it into a trendy goatee, the better to attract the attention and admiration of young ladies in bars.
And it worked!

about every 4-5 days for me otherwise i look like a vagrant

Originally Posted by beano

I had a full beard for decades but when I came to Thailand I shaped it into a trendy goatee, the better to attract the attention and admiration of young ladies in bars.
And it worked!

Indeed. They prefer clean shaven.....less soiled, ya know

Every day

Couldn't vote, undecided, usually 2-3 days.

I shave for special occasions, like going to a nice restaurant or a family visit.
Otherwise, less than once a week. I quite like the freedom of being a slob.

Originally Posted by blackgang

Fuck, if I only shaved once a week I would opt for the way I do now, I haven't shaved my mustache off since I grew it at 20 years of age and I haven't shaved my full face in 40 years.
Shit just shaving once a week means you like the stubble look of a working stiff but do not want to work or look like a Hollywood star,, either Brett Favre, who is an asshole or shave once a week and smoke a cigar and look like Rin Tin Tin Taking a shit.

So which one is it?

Once a year whether I need it or not.

Originally Posted by keda

Couldn't vote, undecided, usually 2-3 days.

If your AV is a portrait that's a mean 2-3 day growth you have there !

^16^
What, every year?

I cannot grow a beard, mustache or side-burns.

It's not in my genes.

I shave every 6 days.

I am not a man.

Originally Posted by Rural Surin

Indeed. They prefer clean shaven.....less soiled, ya know

How the fuck would you know, you aint man enough to grow a beard either,, kinda like Milky, but not man enough to admit that either.
What a sorry motherfucker.

....which should tell me everything I need to know about your missesthat she would take a foul and grizzled old cnut as yourself.....

Every 4-5 days, Gilette Mach3.

Are we talking about faces here, or is this another one of those famous Milkman gay threads?

Private bits...??

Originally Posted by Rural Surin

which should tell me everything I need to know about your misses

Yep, lets you out of the running, Even tho she is a teacher she don't like faggots.